U.S. Winter Sellout: Rent-or-buy-America's-Military-Industrial-Complex
Place your bids now!!! (important public notice: foreigners only!)
Honestly speaking, there is only left a Military-Complex, because the U.S. Industry is gone - to China, now what we can offer you is the following:
Rent-or-buy-America's-Military-Consumerical-Complex for having your personal and ultra special issues solved:
If you have problems with your neighbor(s) about noisy oil refineries in your backyard, or a stinky gas pipeline, or maybe if you need to teach a bunch of silly fucks a lesson, before they make your life hard to regress, ...
Rent-or-buy-America's-Military-Consumerical-Complex!!!
NOW!!!
(Rentals: on a daily, weekly, monthly basis, rates only by request, no credit cards, No USD accepted, Swiss Franc or Chines Yuan only, and of course, cash is king!!!
For detailed pricing please call your nearest U.S. congressman, U.S. senator, U.S. Embassy, or U.S. military base ...
Just my 2 ounces