TV actor wakes up to find his testicles have been STOLEN

The Lesson here is:

Never "hook up" with an attractive blonde who works for organ traffickers..Duh.

"Married" TV actor?



Looks like he's got some explaining to do to the wife...

You got that right.





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he's an actor, on tv, so why do the photos have his face covered?

All articles refer to him as married... Maybe the wife set him up??

Things that make you go... Hmmmm??

I just had a testicular replacement and suddenly I'm craving vodka and cabbage soup. I wonder if this is somehow related...

Is there a market for used testicles?

That was my first thought after reading the article, that he may had been set-up.


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yeah, you have to be properly educated to steal testicles to anybody

according to this article, there has been only one reported case of a person-to-person testicle transplant.

[link to www.straightdope.com] "Can testicles be transplanted? Whose sperm would a transplanted testicle produce, the donor's or the recipient's?"

if there was one, there were most likely more.

Last Edited by Anonymous Cowherder on 02/26/2015 11:31 AM

Can testicles be transplanted? Whose sperm would a transplanted testicle produce, the donor's or the recipient's?


The only type of testicle transplants done in humans are autotransplants, performed to treat certain types of a condition called cryptorchidism, or undescended testicles. During the development of a male embryo, the testicles grow in the area that will eventually be the abdominal cavity near the kidneys. Normally, they move downwards and forwards, and then drop into the scrotum. An undescended testicle is one that has failed to complete this trip. In some cases, the testicle stays high in the abdomen, and autotransplantation is the surgical procedure to correct this. An untreated undescended testicle can lead to increased chances of infertility or testicular cancer later in life. Read More: 50%<

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You took my nads Dennis!!

I just hate it when that happens

Damn...

bet he freaked the fudge out!

They are probably in his wife,s purse
like the rest of us!

So now somebody is walking 'round with four?

Do NOT cross your legs when you sit down! Ouch!

There is a market for every organ; even skin

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Paralyzed man wakes up to find that a STRAY DOG has EATEN his TESTICLES .... 07/30/13

"I said I wanted new spectacles,not testicles!"

Damn, must be an epidemic. Same thing's happened to the republicans!

Morning sweetie, have you by any chance seen where my balls went, they seem to be missing?

Last Edited by A Mery Can on 02/26/2015 12:32 PM

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Operator: 911 what is your emergency?

Actor: My Balls, my balls are gone.

Operator: Sir, did you say your balls are gone?

Actor: The bitch stole my balls....

Maybe not married now.

Ouch that gotta hurt.





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Wife to actor: So, tell me again where your balls are....

There sure is. Sick fucks will pay lots of money to eat fresh raw human testicles.