ALL references to CERN, portals, and Dark Matter in the "me tel u" thread shortened and highlighted ---comments?

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My thread, Thread: HOLY SH*T UPDATE!pg10 (Tower of Babel,The Simpsons, Isis) CERN restarted at 2X power. Portal will be opened. CERN symbology, me tel u has raised many eyebrows to this "event". I felt it necessary to resurrect this thread to show you more...

Excerpts from "me tel u" thread: Thread: selected extracts from me tel u now thread


"me tel u now so u belive me 15 may
many things go wrong 15 may because door opens with portal to dark matters not undestanding earth beings
sharon will dimise be4 15 may
mandela will dimise be4 15 may
thatcher will stroke be4 15 may
japan warring thing will commencecing before 15 may secretely
oil gets very big sickness no use anymore after 15 may
old bush will very sick be4 15 may
cheney will dimise be4 15 june
obama accident before 27 aperil
big sickeness be4 15 may
very moving earth on 17 aperils
oceone not sleeping when heaven things beware many waters to come drown
brown cheat be4 15 may
putin missing after 15 may many worry poeple do crazy things

what cern but playing dark matter things not good play fire get burning
peoples use same eye shape war
china everywere"

"me understand now your leaders not godlike leaders
me make mistake godlike thing
me always live this planet me not cee u
u not cee me
you play dark matters u make portal colide our time
now me cee u u not cee me stil
16 may u cee me also
me u friends 16 may ok we live godlike"

"yes u play dark matters portal open
yor time colide our time on same planet space
we begin cee each other
me want u belive me after 15 may
u must make choice inside which line time u want 15 may
me want u come my line time better godlike"

"ok me first question ask
wat purpose yor moon
me line time moon demise long agao
life become better witn no moon
why u sil have moon
wat purpose yor moon have u

on yor line time 1 fysical me apear ghost
only crystal youg humans can cee me crystal form ok
on 15 may every1 cee us we not apear as ghost then ok

moon not natural heaven body
moon put there by other being to control earth mood
without moon big calm comes over peoples no big storm anymore only litel storm
without moon peace among people

u play cern you make dark matters portal
portal make easy me come yor line time"

"elders say old race capture moon from space then put next earth
elders say moon forces work like time mashine keep control time
moon aslo control mood of beings on planet in this line time"

"wen yor line time colide our line time we cee u first time
we suprise we live same planet we not cee u
15 may those u make choice aslo cee us
elders not ask me
me ask elders to play and make friends
elders say ok things was 4told long ago already
elders say eye must tel u things must happen b4 u alowe to belive me
do not belive me if no thing happens
me and elders also learing stil this colide of line time and efect
is big surprise 4 elders and me people
elders did 4tel about this but very surprise come so soon
elders worry why coliding so soon
elders think is becaue u play dark matter things make portal to soon"

"we want prepare our people also when line time colide completed
we also surprised when elders cee u coming
elders 4told of it but not expect so soon
u play dark matters u open portal sooner
now line time colide al at once and not merge smoohly
yes many place to live
yes many plants
yes many animals very same yors just difrent color"

"144000 vortex portal only open and close 15 may when yor leaders begin play dark maters ok"


me think 15 may stil rite
but elders say yor leaders make many skip dates with cern thing
elders worry 4 they not understan why yor leaders want skip dates test
elders say when skip dates 15 may probobly move closer but 15 may stay cutof date
with yor freewil canot make predict can only see probobol outcome date ok
me need do more calculatings meself 4 elders not want give me new date sorry ok
me not know what states is

"when heaven object apeer cause many volvcanos xplode earth move becuase magnet vortx change
volcanos and earth moving under water cause oceon begin make very big waves cause big storm big snow big ice waters come down many u drown
watch dolfin closely they know when this hapen
this hapen b4 15 may ok
no need go anywhere no need prepare anything
those who qualfy pasport for portal 144000 wil just shift cee me people
your physical body wil just disapeer this line time ok"

"elders can find and cee kisinger
elders can find and cee pope
elders can not find jesus can not cee jesus
only kisinger and pope important 4 dark mater portal changes"

"helo
me tel u day be4 me have important thing 2 tel u
elders finish calculate they say ok me can tel u this important thing now
so me tel u know in best wordings me have lernt
on 9 january yor astronomers cee 2 star xplode yor line time
this 2 star xplode is part of yor 2nd witnesing prophesy
now u must lisen me very good and lisen warning ok make yorself ready"

Holy shit. here ^^ is-- [link to www.upi.com]


"u know lite travel faster than sound ok yes
on 9 january yor nasas cee lite of 2 star xplode ok yes
elders calculate that from now it is time for sound wave of 2 star xploding
come hit earth anyday soon now
window open from today til end july yor line time for when wave hits
why nasas wait so long 2 tel u on 14 may only about this me not know their reason 4 delay
me lern wording sonicboom
me tel u know what is coming yor way wil be a cosmosonicboom
this sound wave wil change many things and cause big disasters and many sufferings
this sound wavings make comets ignite ok
this sound wavings make moons forget placing ok
this sound wavings make planets lose or change orbit ok
there is no more forgivnes earth this thing is coming
yor leaders get desperat want escape try use cern but make things worsening
but not sure yor leaders try haarp only make earth angry
me sory 4 have to tel u this bad news ok sory
but elders give some beter news also
elders have problem calculate where yor sun wil be position when wave hits
if earth is behind sun when wave hit earth sufering wil be much les ok
sun wil absorb much damage
but then sun damge wil have efect tranfer on earth also but not as big if not behind sun
elders not al agree but many say earth wil be behind sun so this some good news ok
u just be ready in mind spirit and yor body ok
please tel every1 everywhere be ready with body and spirit from today
can 1 u please post this front screen to warn
me also need leve yor line time soon ok
me witnesing completed soon"

"elders say what u and yor science cee is bent lite many and many and many times over
sound not bend but travel strate path
sound take shortcut many more time than lite ok
also yor science very wrong on sound particle when get magnitised ok
everything then go electric speed ok"

"yor leaders make cern ready
cern ready now
yor leaders make omega network ready
omega network ready now
everything ready 4 omega end line time now
yor leaders want try escape 0000
yor leaders not suceed no more forgivnes 0000 is here"

"helo
me tel u watch sun
me tel u watch dolfin
me tel u watch cern
me tel u watch pope
me tel u watch moving earth
cee wat yor sun is doing
cee wat yor dolfin is doing
cee wat cern is doing
cee wat pope is doing and saying
cee wat moving is doing and why
ask yor leaders
yor leaders prepare
u stil not prepare why
0000 is here make ready yor mind soul body now
me think 15 july wil be yor last 15 july this line time"

"me aswer like this
when big rock like planet comes and hit
then place where cern is and place where pyramid in georgia is wil form new line conect
this new line wil becoming yor new equator
yor humans from old israel know this
jerusalem wil be new city on new 33 degree line
this is very secret knowledge of ancient time"

All this for a post made in 2008? Didn't one of our own admit to perpetrating the original post?

Read this and you will understand.
[link to www.nexusmagazine.com (secure)]

Thank you for the link but I need to make two points:

1) Most of the stuff in the original me tel u post (posted 3/15/2008) did NOT transpire. i.e.

many things go wrong 15 may because door opens with portal to dark matters not undestanding earth beings
sharon will dimise be4 15 may Didn't happen before 15 May, 2008.
mandela will dimise be4 15 may Died december 5, 2013.
thatcher will stroke be4 15 may Stroked April 8, 2013. Not 2008.
japan warring thing will commencecing before 15 may secretely Still unknown?
oil gets very big sickness no use anymore after 15 may Didn't happen.
old bush will very sick be4 15 may Hospitalized February, 2013.
cheney will dimise be4 15 june Still alive.
obama accident before 27 aperil Nope.
big sickeness be4 15 may If it happened, I didn't hear about it.
very moving earth on 17 aperils Might've happened. Don't know what this is.
oceone not sleeping when heaven things beware many waters to come drown ?????
brown cheat be4 15 may huh?
putin missing after 15 may many worry poeple do crazy things Didn't happen.

2) I am pretty sure one of our own paid members admitted to creating the me tel u thread.

Thank you for the link but I need to make two points:

1) Most of the stuff in the original me tel u post (posted 3/15/2008) did NOT transpire. i.e.

many things go wrong 15 may because door opens with portal to dark matters not undestanding earth beings
sharon will dimise be4 15 may Didn't happen before 15 May, 2008. (January 11, 2014)
mandela will dimise be4 15 may Died december 5, 2013.
thatcher will stroke be4 15 may Stroked April 8, 2013. Not 2008.
japan warring thing will commencecing before 15 may secretely Still unknown?
oil gets very big sickness no use anymore after 15 may Didn't happen.
old bush will very sick be4 15 may Hospitalized February, 2013.
cheney will dimise be4 15 june Still alive.
obama accident before 27 aperil Nope.
big sickeness be4 15 may If it happened, I didn't hear about it.
very moving earth on 17 aperils Might've happened. Don't know what this is.
oceone not sleeping when heaven things beware many waters to come drown ?????
brown cheat be4 15 may huh?
putin missing after 15 may many worry poeple do crazy things Didn't happen.

2) I am pretty sure one of our own paid members admitted to creating the me tel u thread.

me wondur why u so stupit beleib dis crap.