Im making a documentary/film about evolution when the first human was born from a monkey and learned english.

exactly, which is why humans staryed hating monkies.

sorry but this isnt a joke. Fukushima happened recently, Im talking about something that scientists say happened approximately a jillion point five years ago.

Im actually glad scientists are giving me thier input with the evidence they personally obtained through research and tools and knowing how to use dna readings.

maybe the monkey mother
realized she birthed a monster
and chased him out of the family tree

But then again 99.9% of the time if it thinks like a retard and talks like a retard, it's a retard.

Congratulations OP, you're 100% full bore balls-to-the-wall retard.

scientists use measurement tools
so, maybe the fur got shorter and shorter
until it became invisible?

satire is an educational tool

this is real science, not satire.

This movie also documents why the monkeys stopped morphing into humans because of climate change and global warming

I guess we have to figure out what age and stage in development when the monkey became human and both the monkey and the human realised it.

The monkey looked at himself in the water after he realised he was human and said: I am no monkey no more!! I am an english speaking human who doesnt fling poo.

I think this is a fresh new idea that scientists and Hollywood has not touched on. I wonder why? Encino Man doesnt count.

And the Christians pretend it's the atheists who start the bash threads here. 2/10 at best.

are you like 13? even when I explain it to you, you still can't grasp the concept... each time you talk you're saying things that no evolutionist or scientist ever claimed happened. your tiny brain can't grasp or fathom what millions and millions of years entails... it can't seem to fathom the concept of millions of generations and how gradual the transition is... much like how many people can't fathom how large the universe really is and how small we are. it's called reading more books and critical thinking instead of just talking out the first words you think of... which is basically what you're doing.

make your movie ...and maybe after all that's finished, the scientific community will shame you and explain everything you misinterpreted ...and maybe then you'll understand.

2/10?

This moronic horseshit isn't even worth 1 point.

im also going to show how monkey man built the pyramids and studied the motions of the sun moon and stars and became black white and brown people monkies.

I had neighbors like that.

Yup.

We got ourselves a Grade A fucking moron right here.

so eventually the monkey becomes man and we will document that exact moment.

this will also document how sad the monkeys became when they witnessed their own morphing into a completly separate species right before their eyes. Can you imagine that realistic touching moment documented by scientists?

Pretty sure it was a government thing. Taxing monkeys and other animals was considered cruelty but taxing people, not so much.

we wi alao document when the monkeys wrote ancient poctographs revealing how their siblings became men.

fxt scientifically

Humans and monkeys are both primates. But humans are not descended from monkeys or any other primate living today.
Humans are more closely related to modern apes than to monkeys, but we didn't evolve from apes, either.

Humans share a common ancestor with modern African apes, like gorillas and chimpanzees. It lived between 8 and 6 million years ago. But humans and chimpanzees evolved differently from that same ancestor. All apes and monkeys share a more distant relative, which lived about 25 million years ago.

you make a good point. We will document when man started government to impose work on human slaves and how the monkeys were happy to be monkeys because of that. The monkeys would turn to each other and say "im glad I dont pay taxes."

exactly humans came from monkeys, just not modern monkeys. That is exactly what my film documents.

You people just need to leave Larry King alone.

Hopefully my documentary gets recognition from the larry king show.

I think this has already been done. It was called "Roots" or some shit like that.

My movie will also document how the monkeys of europe and monkeys of africa got their different colours and identity, also asian monkeys.