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Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015

 
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Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
It seems that this will be the flagship store will everything for boating, survival, aircraft and survival freeks.
It will be located in Port Aransas Texas, in Mr. Urges backyard.
He plans on having 7 open in the usa by 12/12/2015
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04/28/2015 10:13 PM
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Clink wanted to get in on this venture when he heard about it, so they decided to give him 33% of the floor space,
Clinks goodies that will appear in the Global Coastal Event are;
Doom pies, both sugar free and regular
Inflatable,steam powered Yurts.
Portable DO-JO ,so even in the biggest emergency and disaster, you can still administer a good, fair ass-wippin'
Boat building DVDS from simple boats to cabin cruiser plans.
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
It seems that this will be the flagship store will everything for boating, survival, aircraft and survival freeks.
It will be located in Port Aransas Texas, in Mr. Urges backyard.
He plans on having 7 open in the usa by 12/12/2015
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69031653


George will have a special Kitty Korner for all the cat lovers out there !
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
George Snoory has caught "wind of it"and will have him on sometime in late August to announce the grand opening.
Rumor has it that Kevin Kosgrove will show up with Waterworld props, including a aquatic tractor
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
Another cool fact is that every Friday at 8pm, the store will flood ,simulating a GLOBAL COASTAL EVENT !
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04/28/2015 10:21 PM
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Clink has decided to team with Apple to install special
HOME VERSION of the webbat future scurrying software and cheap gas locator.!
DAMN, JUST BEFORE CHIRSTAMAS !!!!
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Clink has decided to team with Apple to install special
HOME VERSION of the webbat future scurrying software and cheap gas locator.!
DAMN, JUST BEFORE CHIRSTAMAS !!!!
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Special I-PANIC version of the new I-pad
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
It seems that this will be the flagship store will everything for boating, survival, aircraft and survival freeks.
It will be located in Port Aransas Texas, in Mr. Urges backyard.
He plans on having 7 open in the usa by 12/12/2015
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69031653


George will have a special Kitty Korner for all the cat lovers out there !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69031653


catfilenails
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
It seems that this will be the flagship store will everything for boating, survival, aircraft and survival freeks.
It will be located in Port Aransas Texas, in Mr. Urges backyard.
He plans on having 7 open in the usa by 12/12/2015
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69031653


George will have a special Kitty Korner for all the cat lovers out there !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69031653


catfilenails
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Is dat you Zeus the cat?
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
Mr Urge will have HAM RADIO equipment and small, cheap sets for the average guys.
He will also have BEEF radios for the Kosher Krowd
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04/28/2015 10:32 PM
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
Special guest on the opening weekend, Courtney Brown , remote viewmaster.
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
George Snoory has caught "wind of it"and will have him on sometime in late August to announce the grand opening.
Rumor has it that Kevin Kosgrove will show up with Waterworld props, including a aquatic tractor
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69031653


OPPSEE, That should be Kevin Kosner!!!
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04/28/2015 10:42 PM
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
Dear flock of God!
This event has the voice of the profit in it!
We here at The Whistling Dead Duck Bible Church and wayward Llama reformatory are going to send our Deacons, Elders and Charelston Dancers to this epic event !!!
We will record it on special silver plates and will beam the broadcast the Gleale 3 and all worlds within 34 light years.
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
Dear flock of God!
This event has the voice of the profit in it!
We here at The Whistling Dead Duck Bible Church and wayward Llama reformatory are going to send our Deacons, Elders and Charelston Dancers to this epic event !!!
We will record it on special silver plates and will beam the broadcast the Gleale 3 and all worlds within 34 light years.
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As we broadcast this event, we will be sending an SOS call to the worlds within 34 light years.
We will have our interpretive mime dancers and the interpreters for the dead to get the SOS out, so we can get help for us earthlings!
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04/28/2015 10:47 PM
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
Mr . Urge has volunteered to adopt 5 wayward llama's to keep them off the street and starting trouble....
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhmen,
Brother URGE
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04/28/2015 11:28 PM
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
Whodat?
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04/28/2015 11:37 PM
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
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04/28/2015 11:44 PM
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
Remember the fruits of the looms and don't get too frisky when the cats meowin in your backyard.

I think I got this one under wraps.
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04/29/2015 12:11 AM
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
hiding
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
Lookie.. lookie.... a voice I used to know...with a face...
and more bs about a date in the future which was a fail before...

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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04/29/2015 12:24 AM
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
Lookie.. lookie.... a voice I used to know...with a face...
and more bs about a date in the future which was a fail before...

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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uNLCEE SLOOPERS?
Just sad really
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04/29/2015 12:27 AM
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
You know nothing OP.
Another hater, a fanatic of the Artster.
He will abandon you again, silly.
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04/29/2015 06:20 AM
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You know nothing OP.
Another hater, a fanatic of the Artster.
He will abandon you again, silly.
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Who is the Artster?
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04/29/2015 06:26 AM
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
Special guest on the opening weekend, Courtney Brown , remote viewmaster.
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Hahahahahaha
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
Clink wanted to get in on this venture when he heard about it, so they decided to give him 33% of the floor space,
Clinks goodies that will appear in the Global Coastal Event are;
Doom pies, both sugar free and regular
Inflatable,steam powered Yurts.
Portable DO-JO ,so even in the biggest emergency and disaster, you can still administer a good, fair ass-wippin'
Boat building DVDS from simple boats to cabin cruiser plans.
 Quoting: Igore 69031653


Hahahahaha, what makes me laugh is he's still building that damn boat for the past 10 years, if the event happened like he expected, he'd be screwed
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04/29/2015 06:39 AM
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
Greetings !
We have exciting news!
The Duck CHURCH ,(Whistling Dead Duck Church and wayward llama reformatory )is going to make Church history!
For the first time in recorded history, we will have a mixed species choir.
33 humans and 33 llama's all singing to praises of the allmighity !
Afterwards Tommy Llama and Ethyl Llama will give their testimonies.
ALL IN HONOR OF GEORGE URGE AND HIS COASTAL EVENT MINISTRY!

Late announcement, friends,
It seems that Courtney Brown has a big annnouncement for us
He has remote viewed something dangerous.
A massive tsunami of chocolate pudding, donuts and other baked goods crap will flood the coasts of Japan Australia Brazil and Canada BEFORE THE ALIEN TAKE OVER OF THE CVS PHARMACY CHAIN,,,,,,,,
MAY GOD HELP US ALL !!!!!!!!!!!
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04/29/2015 06:40 AM
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
This is the best thread ever
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04/29/2015 06:41 AM
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
I am so excited, that my vise grip pliers have twisted my thumb into a oragamy duck !!!!!!!
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
And aikido is a wussy martial art :D
COME AT ME SIS!
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
Where the Fuck is my big pump up ?
gawdam chisters and that george urge ..........
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04/29/2015 06:47 AM
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Re: Wow---George Urge to open "Global Coastal Event" store on Sept 13th 2015
LMAO! does anyone still read Mr. Urges website? I gave up after the Summer from Hell didn't show up in 2009.