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PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN THE EXISTENCE Of INFINITE PARALLEL UNIVERSES ARE CLINICALLY RETARDED AND SHOULD BE NEUTERED IMMEDIATELY

 
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PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN THE EXISTENCE Of INFINITE PARALLEL UNIVERSES ARE CLINICALLY RETARDED AND SHOULD BE NEUTERED IMMEDIATELY
Do you really think God would make a whole other universe for every fucking stupid little choice you could make? Is there an "I jerked off using my left hand instead of my right today" universe? Seriously? Only humans are so arrogant and stupid.

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There would also be an infinite number of "I jerked off with my left hand today" universes depending on variations in speed, pressure, amount of lube and porno choices.
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There would also be an infinite number of "I jerked off with my left hand today" universes depending on variations in speed, pressure, amount of lube and porno choices.
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I just finished making another set of those parallel universes. It was great.
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God is not an individual ,God is all that is.Just because you cant understand or conceive it does not make it false.
Explaining this properly to you would be like explaining the internet to a dog.
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God is not an individual ,God is all that is.Just because you cant understand or conceive it does not make it false.
Explaining this properly to you would be like explaining the internet to a dog.
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If God designed existence by making a full copy of the universe for every mundane choice your stupid insignificant and tiny brain can make, then God is a shit programmer.

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God is not an individual ,God is all that is.Just because you cant understand or conceive it does not make it false.
Explaining this properly to you would be like explaining the internet to a dog.
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If God designed existence by making a full copy of the universe for every mundane choice your stupid insignificant and tiny brain can make, then God is a shit programmer.

granny
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God is not an INDIVIDUAL Dumbass.

God is ALL THAT IS.
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In another universe I 5 star this thread.
this one you get 0
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I would like to be in the universe that you chose not to post this shit.
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POSSIBLE GOD SCENARIO:

A pussy god with limited powers only creates one universe...

A badass god creates infinite universes.

I'd worship the badass god... if there is a god.
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If there is an infinite set of parallel universes, there's a universe where infinite parallel universes do not exist.
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POSSIBLE GOD SCENARIO:

A pussy god with limited powers only creates one universe...

A badass god creates infinite universes.

I'd worship the badass god... if there is a god.
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A badass god with infinite badass powers would leave himself the wiggle room to wink entire universes out of existence if shit went wrong... not just entire planets, galaxies and such.
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It doesn't have to be infinite but the fact is we do have probability. Probability is observed in quantum mechanics with superposition. It is the fifth-dimensional shadow in our third-dimensional world.

It's hard to understand probability because we don't operate in the fifth-dimension so that level of information is truncated into third-dimensional slices animated by the fourth dimension.

In recent QM research they have been able to catch a glimpse of the nature of probable reality through experiments such as backwards causality and the UCal resonator which is a micro superconducting switch frozen to near absolute zero, when they introduce a quibit (photon) this causes the switch to be both on and off at the same time because the experiment was the first to replicate superposition behavior in larger atoms.

There are 18 quantum states for a hydrogen atom (could be more) [link to en.wikipedia.org] in it's probability densities.

Perhaps there are only 18 probabilities where the electron could be however we only create decoherance and measure one state.

I attribute this to the nature of information moving from a higher dimension to a lower dimension loosing parts of it's data, the whole flatlander argument Carl Sagan presents in this Cosmos video:

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Do you really think God would make a whole other universe for every fucking stupid little choice you could make? Is there an "I jerked off using my left hand instead of my right today" universe? Seriously? Only humans are so arrogant and stupid.

skull_fing
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This is a classic level glp tard post.

"Your invisible multiple dimensions don't exist because my invisible sky god can't be arsed making them all" fucking GENIUS!!
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That's like saying if you throw a billion quarters, it would be normal for every one of them to land heads up.

You are, in fact so stupid, that you are working for the government to oppose free-thought and ascension in order to serve satan and ultimately feed more innocent souls to the death of spiritual, extra-dimensional, ignorance.

Why would there be more than one?

In short?

In what way is there is ever only one of anything?

Dumbass, get a better job.
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God is not an individual ,God is all that is.Just because you cant understand or conceive it does not make it false.
Explaining this properly to you would be like explaining the internet to a dog.
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If God designed existence by making a full copy of the universe for every mundane choice your stupid insignificant and tiny brain can make, then God is a shit programmer.

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This is literally like someone who took paint b rushes and shoved them up their ass and cried about it.

Then they see PIcasso and go, "oh no he ditent!" and he gets mad because he can't do it.
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Hows your mommies basement, brat?
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I also 5 starred this thread in universe 5XT-1.
This one you get 0.
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God is not an individual ,God is all that is.Just because you cant understand or conceive it does not make it false.
Explaining this properly to you would be like explaining the internet to a dog.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69094880


If God designed existence by making a full copy of the universe for every mundane choice your stupid insignificant and tiny brain can make, then God is a shit programmer.

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This is literally like someone who took paint b rushes and shoved them up their ass and cried about it.

Then they see PIcasso and go, "oh no he ditent!" and he gets mad because he can't do it.
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putin
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That's like saying if you throw a billion quarters, it would be normal for every one of them to land heads up.

You are, in fact so stupid, that you are working for the government to oppose free-thought and ascension in order to serve satan and ultimately feed more innocent souls to the death of spiritual, extra-dimensional, ignorance.

Why would there be more than one?

In short?

In what way is there is ever only one of anything?

Dumbass, get a better job.
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:fullretard1:
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Do you really think God would make a whole other universe for every fucking stupid little choice you could make? Is there an "I jerked off using my left hand instead of my right today" universe? Seriously? Only humans are so arrogant and stupid.

skull_fing
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Perhaps we are small in God's eyes.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This

OP, you truly deserve the 1* I just gave you
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If there is an infinite set of parallel universes, there's a universe where infinite parallel universes do not exist.
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i like you, thanks for the parodox.
Its simple, there are potential timelines that get nurtured(no i personally dont know why exactly), and there is the "now" timeline, it appears that sometimes the potentials get rolled into the now permanently(and thereby altering the now), one day the timelines will be reintergrated into eternity/infinity and time ceases to exist,
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your mom is a parallel universe tomato
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Just stick to TV cartoons and you let us grown ups do the thinking.

You suck!
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Dude, would you design a kick ass computer, and not create a back up? Just Say'n...
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Dude, would you design a kick ass computer, and not create a back up? Just Say'n...
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baby

Like in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
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like yourself?
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God is not an individual ,God is all that is.Just because you cant understand or conceive it does not make it false.
Explaining this properly to you would be like explaining the internet to a dog.
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If God designed existence by making a full copy of the universe for every mundane choice your stupid insignificant and tiny brain can make, then God is a shit programmer.

granny
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Agreed...he made you.
There is nothing quite as compelling as a bad idea whose time has come...
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