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"A COLOSSAL asteroid hurtling through space is feared to be one of the biggest EVER to threaten a collision with Earth.

The gigantic missile thought to measure almost a mile across will brush closer than previous monsters which have sparked a global panic.

Worried astronomers warned 1999 FN53, which is an eighth of the size of Mount Everest, will skim the Earth in THREE DAYS."

Ahhhh, sweet doom. How I've missed thee.

[link to www.express.co.uk]
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We are a rock floating an endless space of other rocks flying everywhere. We are going to get hit again eventually.
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It just deviated
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Lol!

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It just deviated
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It's those damned space aliens again! They just want to keep watching us screw each other over! Damnit, I payed for doom, and I want DOOM!
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Pray for doom.
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iwish
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Pray for doom.
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Pay me to pray!inquisitio
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26.4 LD (10137600km) is not "skimming earth"

[link to neo.jpl.nasa.gov]

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The Express is the newspaper equivalent of Sorcha Fail. This thing gets no closer than 10 million kilometres away ! That's about 25 times the distance to the Moon.

[link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]

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Just in time for THE DOOM WINDOW:

Thread: DOOM WINDOW: MAY 14TH - 21ST. ARE YOU READY? LET THE SALIVATION BEGIN!


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May 14th - 21st 2015
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sighs- looks at real figures instead of hyperbola from a trash tabloid

nearest approach is over 10,000,000 km
distance to moon 380,000km

`Worried astronomers warned 1999 FN53, which is an eighth of the size of Mount Everest, will skim the Earth in THREE DAYS.

A collision would be nothing short of catastrophic triggering mass destruction, earthquakes and global extinction.'


Astronomers aren't worried, as its nearest approach is 25 times further away from the earth than the moon is...

in fact the closest it gets to earth is 1/5 the distance from earth to mars!!!

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Pray for doom.
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Pay me to pray!inquisitio
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Do you accept copper pieces?
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26.4 LD (10137600km) is not "skimming earth"

[link to neo.jpl.nasa.gov]

1dunno1
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Hey, don't go bursting my doom bubble, got it? I NEED my doom.

lala
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The Express is the newspaper equivalent of Sorcha Fail. This thing gets no closer than 10 million kilometres away ! That's about 25 times the distance to the Moon.

[link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]

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Damnit. Damnit to hell! All I ask for is a nice bit of doom, and it's snatched away just I was getting excited! Oh well, back to the basement and summoning aliens for me.
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26.5 lunar distances = 6,360,000 miles
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26.5 lunar distances = 6,360,000 miles
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If we all focus real hard, maybe we can alter it's course to aim for us??? Who's in?
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[link to hisz.rsoe.hu]

2011 AX22 is more of a threat
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Numb Ants Say Anything
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SOON!

Thread: The Hall Of Fails.

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Sucks that it isn't going to hit, but put into a cosmic perspective, it's still extremely close for an asteroid 8 times the size of Mt Everest. It's just a matter of time...

tick tock
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It just deviated
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It's those damned space aliens again! They just want to keep watching us screw each other over! Damnit, I payed for doom, and I want DOOM!
 Quoting: Light of Kukulkan


Do you really?
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So... it's doom off? DAMNIT!

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It just deviated
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68523262


It's those damned space aliens again! They just want to keep watching us screw each other over! Damnit, I payed for doom, and I want DOOM!
 Quoting: Light of Kukulkan


Do you really?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69104791


Hell yes. This planet is a slave world which we're killing like a ravenous cancer. I want a complete restart.
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It just deviated
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It's those damned space aliens again! They just want to keep watching us screw each other over! Damnit, I payed for doom, and I want DOOM!
 Quoting: Light of Kukulkan


Do you really?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69104791


Hell yes. This planet is a slave world which we're killing like a ravenous cancer. I want a complete restart.
 Quoting: Light of Kukulkan


What makes you think we wouldn't do the same thing over again?
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Sucks that it isn't going to hit, but put into a cosmic perspective, it's still extremely close for an asteroid 8 times the size of Mt Everest. It's just a matter of time...

tick tock
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your reading comprehension is deficient
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It's those damned space aliens again! They just want to keep watching us screw each other over! Damnit, I payed for doom, and I want DOOM!
 Quoting: Light of Kukulkan


Do you really?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69104791


Hell yes. This planet is a slave world which we're killing like a ravenous cancer. I want a complete restart.
 Quoting: Light of Kukulkan


What makes you think we wouldn't do the same thing over again?
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Well, you could be right. But I really detest this social order of enslavement and greed, and our lust for planetary self destruction. I would happily give it up for a restart and gamble that we can do a whole lot better than we are now.
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Sucks that it isn't going to hit, but put into a cosmic perspective, it's still extremely close for an asteroid 8 times the size of Mt Everest. It's just a matter of time...

tick tock
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your reading comprehension is deficient
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Usually is at this time of day.
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Do you really?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69104791


Hell yes. This planet is a slave world which we're killing like a ravenous cancer. I want a complete restart.
 Quoting: Light of Kukulkan


What makes you think we wouldn't do the same thing over again?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69104791


Well, you could be right. But I really detest this social order of enslavement and greed, and our lust for planetary self destruction. I would happily give it up for a restart and gamble that we can do a whole lot better than we are now.
 Quoting: Light of Kukulkan


Things do look pretty bad right now, but it's not over yet. Maybe I'm naively hopeful.
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It will be the one they don't see, that will get them. The one that passed real close to the earth 2005, was never talked about, but it was real close, that was right before the big hurricane hit Florida.
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