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Aldi’s been serving halal meat that contains pork

 
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All of the thumpers who find this funny would be less amused if they were inadvertently being served the halal meal or had to bake a wedding cake or pizza for gays.

I guess it's only an affront on religion when it's your religion. When other religion's are disparaged, it's awesome.

After all, the rules should only apply to ourselves and people like us.
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skull_fing
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Fuck you, too. Cunt.

Just like all thumpers you have no concept of anyone not like you.

Or of the truth.

If you knew anything of the truth, you'd be able to admit your true place in the world is one of attempted superior, not divinity or love.
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The supermarket has apologised for stocking the item which lists among its ingredients pork blood, pork skins and pork stock.

The black pudding had received the UK Health Code stamp saying it was suitable for Muslims.

Kushal and Vinita Duggal, owners of Punjab Pakora which produced the dish, said there had been an oversite.

[link to metro.co.uk]

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yeah these haji markets use ta buy the best pork skins allah be praised.
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i do like Aldi's "momma cozi" pizza's....dirt cheap and pretty good for a frozen pizza..



i hate Muslims because their assholes to dogs and other animals..almost as bad as Asians except i dont think they'll eat a dog like an Asian would..
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epiclol epiclol epiclol

"Allah is Satan...Satan disguised himself as the angel Gabriel and taught Muhammad for 40 days in a cave. Personally I think half that time they were butt fucking each other, but that's conjecture." -Brief
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I caught my Muslim supervisor eating a BLT in the storeroom.....had my pick of vacation days and leaving work early from that day on....

Behold the power of the bacon!!!!!
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A close friend of mine has a few hotdog carts throughout the city.

SHE constantly sells Muslims regular hot dogs and calls them All Beef.

She's my kind of person

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I see nothing wrong here!tounge
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All of the thumpers who find this funny would be less amused if they were inadvertently being served the halal meal or had to bake a wedding cake or pizza for gays.

I guess it's only an affront on religion when it's your religion. When other religion's are disparaged, it's awesome.

After all, the rules should only apply to ourselves and people like us.
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liten up dude you guys got your balls in a knot christianity jesus an god are lampooned every day no one care.rockon
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Halal is a huge fraud, it is making billions for a select few people who have taken it upon themselves to have everything declared halal including honey and water..

only meat should be dclared halal

pork and alcohol are Haram which means illegal

any meat that has been declared halal is meat that has had its throat cut while still alive.

They like the animal to feel pain and terror
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Re: Aldi’s been serving halal meat that contains pork
All of the thumpers who find this funny would be less amused if they were inadvertently being served the halal meal or had to bake a wedding cake or pizza for gays.

I guess it's only an affront on religion when it's your religion. When other religion's are disparaged, it's awesome.

After all, the rules should only apply to ourselves and people like us.
 Quoting: Teller of Truths


Do you smell your own fart or what?
You are a self righteous idiot.
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I'm not self righteous

The self righteous are those who believe that the rules and protection of law exist only for their own benefit, that THEY are special.

Themselves and people LIKE them.

Everyone else can fuck off.

I might disagree with other's life choices- even vocally. I would never want to strip them of the rights everyone else enjoys.

We are all supposed to be protected by proper food labeling.

Would you think it was funny if the Jews were getting non-kosher or the Hindu's being fed beef?

Probably.

It's not funny when it's YOU having YOUR beliefs compromised, though. In that case, you'd involve the courts and start a g0fundm3 page, not laugh on glp

Fucking hypocrite.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HALAL!



epiclol epiclol epiclol

"Allah is Satan...Satan disguised himself as the angel Gabriel and taught Muhammad for 40 days in a cave. Personally I think half that time they were butt fucking each other, but that's conjecture."
-Brief
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HALAL!



epiclol epiclol epiclol

"Allah is Satan...Satan disguised himself as the angel Gabriel and taught Muhammad for 40 days in a cave. Personally I think half that time they were butt fucking each other, but that's conjecture."
-Brief
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way LOLhf
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Halal is a huge fraud, it is making billions for a select few people who have taken it upon themselves to have everything declared halal including honey and water..

only meat should be dclared halal

pork and alcohol are Haram which means illegal

any meat that has been declared halal is meat that has had its throat cut while still alive.

They like the animal to feel pain and terror
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:gfer:
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The supermarket has apologised for stocking the item which lists among its ingredients pork blood, pork skins and pork stock.

The black pudding had received the UK Health Code stamp saying it was suitable for Muslims.

Kushal and Vinita Duggal, owners of Punjab Pakora which produced the dish, said there had been an oversite.

[link to metro.co.uk]

:laugh001:
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With any luck there will be a million UK Muslims who are sick to their stomachs right now.
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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Re: Aldi’s been serving halal meat that contains pork
The supermarket has apologised for stocking the item which lists among its ingredients pork blood, pork skins and pork stock.

The black pudding had received the UK Health Code stamp saying it was suitable for Muslims.

Kushal and Vinita Duggal, owners of Punjab Pakora which produced the dish, said there had been an oversite.

[link to metro.co.uk]

:laugh001:
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With any luck there will be a million UK Muslims who are sick to their stomachs right now.
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they won't be going to Paradise, and they won't be getting their 72 virgins.


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Re: Aldi’s been serving halal meat that contains pork
All of the thumpers who find this funny would be less amused if they were inadvertently being served the halal meal or had to bake a wedding cake or pizza for gays.

I guess it's only an affront on religion when it's your religion. When other religion's are disparaged, it's awesome.

After all, the rules should only apply to ourselves and people like us.
 Quoting: Teller of Truths


fuck off you dumb ass liberal. these fucks kill people for nothing and the ones that don't won't say a word. They are all scum.
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Re: Aldi’s been serving halal meat that contains pork
All of the thumpers who find this funny would be less amused if they were inadvertently being served the halal meal or had to bake a wedding cake or pizza for gays.

I guess it's only an affront on religion when it's your religion. When other religion's are disparaged, it's awesome.

After all, the rules should only apply to ourselves and people like us.
 Quoting: Teller of Truths


fuck off you dumb ass liberal. these fucks kill people for nothing and the ones that don't won't say a word. They are all scum.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62290670


Kind of like thumpers with their racks and hangings and burnings a few short centuries ago?

You hate them for doing PRECISELY what was done by YOUR religion to get ahead.

Fucking hypocrite.

I don't hear christians bitching about dropping bombs on innocent Middle Eastern civilians.

THAT'S killing too, you know.

You think you're so much better because you've employed your military to eradicate your enemy rather than just strapping the bomb directly to your own devout ass?

You're not.
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All of the thumpers who find this funny would be less amused if they were inadvertently being served the halal meal or had to bake a wedding cake or pizza for gays.

I guess it's only an affront on religion when it's your religion. When other religion's are disparaged, it's awesome.

After all, the rules should only apply to ourselves and people like us.
 Quoting: Teller of Truths


you are (purposely?) missing the point.

Aldi's is not responsible to muslimes. or to Buddhists. or to anyone, really. Buyer beware, in Latin caveat Emptor, is the rule.

if you want halal, you are a joke if you seek it at Aldi's.
Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face – Thomas Sowell
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All of the thumpers who find this funny would be less amused if they were inadvertently being served the halal meal or had to bake a wedding cake or pizza for gays.

I guess it's only an affront on religion when it's your religion. When other religion's are disparaged, it's awesome.

After all, the rules should only apply to ourselves and people like us.
 Quoting: Teller of Truths


fuck off you dumb ass liberal. these fucks kill people for nothing and the ones that don't won't say a word. They are all scum.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62290670


Kind of like thumpers with their racks and hangings and burnings a few short centuries ago?

You hate them for doing PRECISELY what was done by YOUR religion to get ahead.

Fucking hypocrite.

I don't hear christians bitching about dropping bombs on innocent Middle Eastern civilians.

THAT'S killing too, you know.

You think you're so much better because you've employed your military to eradicate your enemy rather than just strapping the bomb directly to your own devout ass?

You're not.
 Quoting: Teller of Truths

Quit assuming shit stupid fuck. I am not religious at all. Go be a muslim sympathizer over there with them.
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So my first thought was that this is,pretty freaking funny.

Then it occurred to me I will no longer be able to get 75 cent strawberry pints and 25 cent avocados since now every Aldi has just become a terrorist target.

Effing religion of peace... yeah, right...
Life is a spiritual war and no matter where we lay our head, we live in a warzone.

There will be casualties.

You do get to choose your side. I chose the Bright Side where my God fights for me.

Others chose the Dark Side and fight for an entity that views them with disdain and discards them.
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All of the thumpers who find this funny would be less amused if they were inadvertently being served the halal meal or had to bake a wedding cake or pizza for gays.

I guess it's only an affront on religion when it's your religion. When other religion's are disparaged, it's awesome.

After all, the rules should only apply to ourselves and people like us.
 Quoting: Teller of Truths


you are (purposely?) missing the point.

Aldi's is not responsible to muslimes. or to Buddhists. or to anyone, really. Buyer beware, in Latin caveat Emptor, is the rule.

if you want halal, you are a joke if you seek it at Aldi's.
 Quoting: beeches


I didn't state that it was the supermarket's fault, did I? Like ever?

Nope.

I said it was fucked up to laugh about something like this happening to muslims if you'd be enraged if something similar happened to christians. Like a family friendly movie with a dick in the box or something.

You wouldn't think it was cool or nobody's fault then - you'd be taking names from the bottom to the top, boycotting everyone in between.

I don't give two shits when people talk shit on religion -religion is garbage. But for one group of religious people to talk shit on another group of religious people when they'd be equally outraged in the same situation is the height of hypocrisy.

No wonder all religions do it.

Hypocrites in Sunday hats, man.
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pork
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#Teller of Truths is in fact... telling the truth, and is the only sane poster in this thread...

On the other hand, if Aldi was selling shredded dog labelled as minced beef and the idiot quoted below had been enjoying it they'd be freaking the fuck out. (dog is pretty tasty meat btw)

Hypocrisy, Hypocrisy, Hypocrisy

i hate Muslims because their assholes to dogs and other animals..almost as bad as Asians except i dont think they'll eat a dog like an Asian would..
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#Teller of Truths is in fact... telling the truth, and is the only sane poster in this thread...

On the other hand, if Aldi was selling shredded dog labelled as minced beef and the idiot quoted below had been enjoying it they'd be freaking the fuck out. (dog is pretty tasty meat btw)

Hypocrisy, Hypocrisy, Hypocrisy

i hate Muslims because their assholes to dogs and other animals..almost as bad as Asians except i dont think they'll eat a dog like an Asian would..
 Quoting: z3bo

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Thanks.

These idiots are blinded by their own ignorance, intolerance and hate.
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#Teller of Truths is in fact... telling the truth, and is the only sane poster in this thread...

On the other hand, if Aldi was selling shredded dog labelled as minced beef and the idiot quoted below had been enjoying it they'd be freaking the fuck out. (dog is pretty tasty meat btw)

Hypocrisy, Hypocrisy, Hypocrisy

i hate Muslims because their assholes to dogs and other animals..almost as bad as Asians except i dont think they'll eat a dog like an Asian would..
 Quoting: z3bo

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Thanks.

These idiots are blinded by their own ignorance, intolerance and hate.
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:cheatingo:
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#Teller of Truths is in fact... telling the truth, and is the only sane poster in this thread...

On the other hand, if Aldi was selling shredded dog labelled as minced beef and the idiot quoted below had been enjoying it they'd be freaking the fuck out. (dog is pretty tasty meat btw)

Hypocrisy, Hypocrisy, Hypocrisy

i hate Muslims because their assholes to dogs and other animals..almost as bad as Asians except i dont think they'll eat a dog like an Asian would..
 Quoting: z3bo

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Thanks.

These idiots are blinded by their own ignorance, intolerance and hate.
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:cheatingo:
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I keep my goat tightly burqa'd up and making me sammiches in the kitchen.

That is 'til I slit its throat while it looks at me with pleading eyes.
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#Teller of Truths is in fact... telling the truth, and is the only sane poster in this thread...

On the other hand, if Aldi was selling shredded dog labelled as minced beef and the idiot quoted below had been enjoying it they'd be freaking the fuck out. (dog is pretty tasty meat btw)

Hypocrisy, Hypocrisy, Hypocrisy

i hate Muslims because their assholes to dogs and other animals..almost as bad as Asians except i dont think they'll eat a dog like an Asian would..
 Quoting: z3bo

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Thanks.

These idiots are blinded by their own ignorance, intolerance and hate.
 Quoting: Teller of Truths


:cheatingo:
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LMAOrofl5
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finaly perhaps they will find out how tasty pork is
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The supermarket has apologised for stocking the item which lists among its ingredients pork blood, pork skins and pork stock.

The black pudding had received the UK Health Code stamp saying it was suitable for Muslims.

Kushal and Vinita Duggal, owners of Punjab Pakora which produced the dish, said there had been an oversite.

[link to metro.co.uk]

:laugh001:
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epiclolrofl5
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How does it feel to be a douchebag? It's funny that someone's religion was disturbed like this? Fuck you
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The supermarket has apologised for stocking the item which lists among its ingredients pork blood, pork skins and pork stock.

The black pudding had received the UK Health Code stamp saying it was suitable for Muslims.

Kushal and Vinita Duggal, owners of Punjab Pakora which produced the dish, said there had been an oversite.

[link to metro.co.uk]

:laugh001:
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epiclolrofl5
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How does it feel to be a douchebag? It's funny that someone's religion was disturbed like this? Fuck you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1221348



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