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What are some cool things to do in bejing

 
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What are some cool things to do in bejing
Besides the usual Great Wall etc? Looking for ideas on special places, events, in Beijing for the summer. Where are the dangerous places to avoid?
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Re: What are some cool things to do in bejing
start yelling "I am tank man" in tianaman square
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Re: What are some cool things to do in bejing
sniff some stinky panties and jocks from the vending machine.
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sniff some stinky panties and jocks from the vending machine.
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Re: What are some cool things to do in bejing
Ok lol how about some real answers
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Re: What are some cool things to do in bejing
start yelling "I am tank man" in tianaman square
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LMAO!!!!
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05/19/2015 10:22 AM
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Re: What are some cool things to do in bejing
Have some egg rolls.
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Re: What are some cool things to do in bejing
go watch organs being harvested from freshly killed prisoners.
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Re: What are some cool things to do in bejing
Great wall, tieneman square, forbidden city, mings tombs, hard rock cafe... it's a brothel ;-)
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Re: What are some cool things to do in bejing
There's an ancient observatory in the center of town. Sort of a small park-like place. Visit there. Pretty cool. Ancient Chinese astronomical devices and such. Fairly nice view from up on the roof.

Also visit a hutong or two. Those are the old neighborhoods with lots of character. Many have been demolished as Beijing modernized, but they've kept some.

Don't buy art from "college girls". It's not their art. They are merely selling it for a business. They will claim they are artists and paying their way through college by selling their art.

Visit a karaoke bar for a "quickie". ;)

Visit the Forbidden City and Tiananmen Square.
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Go to a McDonalds and order General Tsao's chicken nuggets.
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05/19/2015 10:30 AM
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When you walk into your hotel's lobby, yell out, "Where can a guy get some Chinese take-out around here?"
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05/19/2015 10:31 AM
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In the taxi on the way into town from the airport, tell the driver that you've never seen so many Chinamen.
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05/19/2015 10:32 AM
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Also, ask your taxi driver if they've had any Godzilla sightings lately. They love it when you play up the "ignorant American" angle.
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05/19/2015 10:34 AM
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Ever since the time I was drunk and said "sucky sucky $5?" to a chinese chick and then got slapped after she told me she knew english.......I don't talk to them anymore.
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As you're outside waiting for a taxi, patiently squat. You'll blend right in. Be sure you're wearing a nice suit when you do this.
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05/19/2015 10:37 AM
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Re: What are some cool things to do in bejing
To everyone you meet in Beijing, introduce yourself as Cum of Sum Yung Gai.

Other names to use...

Mi Hung Lo

So Su Mi

Manchu Dong.
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05/19/2015 10:39 AM
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Go out for Chinese.
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05/19/2015 10:42 AM
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Stay at the famous & fancy Palace Hotel. In the late afternoon or early evening (their busiest time), come down to the lobby wearing only the white bathrobe provided by the hotel. Make sure it's open in front, revealing your chest hair. Stand in the middle of the lobby and yell, "I can't get the porno channel to work!" Before going back up to your room, add, "Can I get another roll of ass wipes?...That egg fu yung really did a number on me." Then lift one leg and let out a huge, wet, cheek-shuddering fart. Then stoically retire to your $500/night room.
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05/19/2015 10:44 AM
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With every female that brings you room service, before she leaves your room, ask her for a hanny.
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05/19/2015 10:46 AM
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Ring down to the front desk and ask them if they know Burt Kwok (Kato from the Peter Sellers Pink Panther movies).
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Call down to have someone come pick up your dirty laundry to wash. When the Chinese bellhop arrives, say (in your best Clark Griswold voice), "Wow, you guys run the laundry business here, too?!"
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Re: What are some cool things to do in bejing
That should keep you busy during your stay in Beijing. :)
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Re: What are some cool things to do in bejing
First, make sure your hairs are blonde - Chinese love that
- visit Forbidden City and feel safe .Your visa contain RFID and as far as I know - unless you are in northwest China there are no dangerous places for tourists
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05/19/2015 11:09 AM
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Thanks guys....I think
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choking on pollution
eating tainted food
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05/19/2015 11:20 AM
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Go around and ask everyone to open their eyes!

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05/19/2015 11:27 AM
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Re: What are some cool things to do in bejing
This thread has officially become retarded.
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Re: What are some cool things to do in bejing
There's tons of stuff to do. Go to the art district. It's called 7 8 9 I think. Or hmm I'd have to look it up. There are lots of markets at night too that sell street food and different kinds of wares. Walk thru the hutongs for sure. I lived in a hutong for a few months there. Get a bike. There are lots of expats that will help too. Goodluck. I love Beijing and I grew up in Chicago but live in Nashville now. Explore!chinese food in America is nothing like the food there. Egg rolls or fortune cookies don't exist.
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05/31/2015 12:31 AM
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Re: What are some cool things to do in bejing
thanks for some of the recommendations guys
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This thread has officially become retarded.
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