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Anonymous Coward User ID: 7696108 ![]() 05/24/2015 06:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Since I actually talk to and follow Yahweh, how do I get in contact with the pope. Call him out, I need cash, and since the Pope leads a huge part of the church. A bit of financial support would be nice. Just a poor youth walking the streets. Quoting: servant of all Evidently "Yahweh" doesn't answer when you talk to him. Correct? |
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servant of all (OP) User ID: 57862959 ![]() 05/24/2015 06:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Since I actually talk to and follow Yahweh, how do I get in contact with the pope. Call him out, I need cash, and since the Pope leads a huge part of the church. A bit of financial support would be nice. Just a poor youth walking the streets. Quoting: servant of all Evidently "Yahweh" doesn't answer when you talk to him. Correct? Yes he does, we talk back and forth. Same with the Son. Knows Yahweh personally . |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 7696108 ![]() 05/24/2015 06:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Since I actually talk to and follow Yahweh, how do I get in contact with the pope. Call him out, I need cash, and since the Pope leads a huge part of the church. A bit of financial support would be nice. Just a poor youth walking the streets. Quoting: servant of all Evidently "Yahweh" doesn't answer when you talk to him. Correct? Yes he does, we talk back and forth. Same with the Son. Well there you have it. "Yahweh" obviously doesn't have any "financial support" for you. Funny, since Yahweh is almighty, correct. If he wanted too, he could just "poof" whatever amount of money into your pocket or checking account. Correct? |
servant of all (OP) User ID: 57862959 ![]() 05/24/2015 06:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Since I actually talk to and follow Yahweh, how do I get in contact with the pope. Call him out, I need cash, and since the Pope leads a huge part of the church. A bit of financial support would be nice. Just a poor youth walking the streets. Quoting: servant of all Evidently "Yahweh" doesn't answer when you talk to him. Correct? Yes he does, we talk back and forth. Same with the Son. Well there you have it. "Yahweh" obviously doesn't have any "financial support" for you. Funny, since Yahweh is almighty, correct. If he wanted too, he could just "poof" whatever amount of money into your pocket or checking account. Correct? Yes, we've discussed that. Along with supernatural healing. Definitely possible. It is interesting that the miracles that have happened in my life seem to not be the obvious yet. A couple have. Knows Yahweh personally . |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 7696108 ![]() 05/24/2015 07:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok, I'll play along. What does "yahweh" say when you tell him you need some money to further spread the word of his kingdom? Since he could easily provide you with a whatever cash you needed to go forth with his message to others, he probably believes that you're merely a liar and won't follow through with your promise to spread his word. Why else would yahweh deny your righteous request? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 57862959 ![]() 05/24/2015 07:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok, I'll play along. What does "yahweh" say when you tell him you need some money to further spread the word of his kingdom? Since he could easily provide you with a whatever cash you needed to go forth with his message to others, he probably believes that you're merely a liar and won't follow through with your promise to spread his word. Why else would yahweh deny your righteous request? How about this. I was raised rapist who taught me nothing. Yahweh pulled me out and has been teaching me since. Now I know family. Yes Yahweh is a mother and as well. I am a patient child waiting on a blessing. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7696108 ![]() 05/24/2015 07:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok, I'll play along. What does "yahweh" say when you tell him you need some money to further spread the word of his kingdom? Since he could easily provide you with a whatever cash you needed to go forth with his message to others, he probably believes that you're merely a liar and won't follow through with your promise to spread his word. Why else would yahweh deny your righteous request? How about this. I was raised rapist who taught me nothing. Yahweh pulled me out and has been teaching me since. Now I know family. Yes Yahweh is a mother and as well. I am a patient child waiting on a blessing. Why is yahweh making a fine loyal person like you "wait?" It sounds like your friend yahweh is tormenting you for no reason. Why do you continue to worship yahweh when he can't even provide you enough money so you can worship him even more? Seems rather cruel, does it not? |
ToToro User ID: 69319484 ![]() 05/24/2015 08:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Since I actually talk to and follow Yahweh, how do I get in contact with the pope. Call him out, I need cash, and since the Pope leads a huge part of the church. A bit of financial support would be nice. Just a poor youth walking the streets. Quoting: servant of all George Carlin “Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!” So Pope can handle money but Your yahwee cant ? Your yahweee is weak try spagetii monster... |