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Yo, Pope!
Since I actually talk to and follow Yahweh, how do I get in contact with the pope. Call him out, I need cash, and since the Pope leads a huge part of the church. A bit of financial support would be nice. Just a poor youth walking the streets.
Knows Yahweh personally .
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05/24/2015 06:32 PM
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Give me two years il find you give you 10 grand don't be stupid with it on here stay here il contact you eventually on a thread here's your money
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Since I actually talk to and follow Yahweh, how do I get in contact with the pope. Call him out, I need cash, and since the Pope leads a huge part of the church. A bit of financial support would be nice. Just a poor youth walking the streets.
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Evidently "Yahweh" doesn't answer when you talk to him. Correct?
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Stay alive
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Since I actually talk to and follow Yahweh, how do I get in contact with the pope. Call him out, I need cash, and since the Pope leads a huge part of the church. A bit of financial support would be nice. Just a poor youth walking the streets.
 Quoting: servant of all


Evidently "Yahweh" doesn't answer when you talk to him. Correct?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7696108


Yes he does, we talk back and forth. Same with the Son.
Knows Yahweh personally .
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I have 10 grand to send you but the proceeds are from crack sales
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Need a ride man, want to cruise the roads. Pope help me out. I do good work.
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05/24/2015 06:44 PM
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Day to day, I work for The Kingdom. I've been on foot for a couple years now. If someone out there is capable, could you take a shot and contact a high ranking christian. I'd like to have more movement capability and financial freedom to work. I don't miss.
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he is a douche. forget abouddddddddddddddddddddddit
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Since I actually talk to and follow Yahweh, how do I get in contact with the pope. Call him out, I need cash, and since the Pope leads a huge part of the church. A bit of financial support would be nice. Just a poor youth walking the streets.
 Quoting: servant of all


Evidently "Yahweh" doesn't answer when you talk to him. Correct?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7696108


Yes he does, we talk back and forth. Same with the Son.
 Quoting: servant of all


Well there you have it. "Yahweh" obviously doesn't have any "financial support" for you.

Funny, since Yahweh is almighty, correct. If he wanted too, he could just "poof" whatever amount of money into your pocket or checking account. Correct?
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Since I actually talk to and follow Yahweh, how do I get in contact with the pope. Call him out, I need cash, and since the Pope leads a huge part of the church. A bit of financial support would be nice. Just a poor youth walking the streets.
 Quoting: servant of all


Evidently "Yahweh" doesn't answer when you talk to him. Correct?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7696108


Yes he does, we talk back and forth. Same with the Son.
 Quoting: servant of all


Well there you have it. "Yahweh" obviously doesn't have any "financial support" for you.

Funny, since Yahweh is almighty, correct. If he wanted too, he could just "poof" whatever amount of money into your pocket or checking account. Correct?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7696108


Yes, we've discussed that. Along with supernatural healing. Definitely possible. It is interesting that the miracles that have happened in my life seem to not be the obvious yet. A couple have.
Knows Yahweh personally .
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Yahoshua as well, The Son.
We talk and walk.
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05/24/2015 07:14 PM
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Yahoshua as well, The Son.
We talk and walk.
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Ok, I'll play along.

What does "yahweh" say when you tell him you need some money to further spread the word of his kingdom?

Since he could easily provide you with a whatever cash you needed to go forth with his message to others, he probably believes that you're merely a liar and won't follow through with your promise to spread his word.

Why else would yahweh deny your righteous request?
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Yahoshua as well, The Son.
We talk and walk.
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Ok, I'll play along.

What does "yahweh" say when you tell him you need some money to further spread the word of his kingdom?

Since he could easily provide you with a whatever cash you needed to go forth with his message to others, he probably believes that you're merely a liar and won't follow through with your promise to spread his word.

Why else would yahweh deny your righteous request?
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How about this. I was raised rapist who taught me nothing. Yahweh pulled me out and has been teaching me since. Now I know family. Yes Yahweh is a mother and as well.
I am a patient child waiting on a blessing.
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Yahoshua as well, The Son.
We talk and walk.
 Quoting: servant of all


Ok, I'll play along.

What does "yahweh" say when you tell him you need some money to further spread the word of his kingdom?

Since he could easily provide you with a whatever cash you needed to go forth with his message to others, he probably believes that you're merely a liar and won't follow through with your promise to spread his word.

Why else would yahweh deny your righteous request?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7696108


How about this. I was raised rapist who taught me nothing. Yahweh pulled me out and has been teaching me since. Now I know family. Yes Yahweh is a mother and as well.
I am a patient child waiting on a blessing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57862959


Why is yahweh making a fine loyal person like you "wait?" It sounds like your friend yahweh is tormenting you for no reason.

Why do you continue to worship yahweh when he can't even provide you enough money so you can worship him even more?

Seems rather cruel, does it not?
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Re: Yo, Pope!
Since I actually talk to and follow Yahweh, how do I get in contact with the pope. Call him out, I need cash, and since the Pope leads a huge part of the church. A bit of financial support would be nice. Just a poor youth walking the streets.
 Quoting: servant of all


George Carlin
“Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!

So Pope can handle money but Your yahwee cant ?
Your yahweee is weak
try spagetii monster...





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