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It matters not who am I,but it matters a whole lot more that you believe in Jesus so your soul can enter into heaven.

To those who are living in California....get out of there NOW.Not much time left to fool around thinking how much more money you should make tomorrow.Never seen before earthquakes with the HUGE tsunamis triggered by them are heading your way.Don't know when these catastrophes will happen but you must be ready for it while you still have time.

And one more thing...DO NOT take the microchip/electronic tattoo they try to implant under/on your skin,you should reject it the best you can even at the cost of your own life...cuz it's called THE MARK OF THE BEAST.
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You got misled is much more probably than to get rapture-d ever.
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Rapture very unlikely to ever happen. It is a false doctrine started in the 1800's. I mean I don't believe any religion but come on do minor research and find where this shit starts, buddy.
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Any idea what time and day? If it's not too early I might get up.
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Rapture very unlikely to ever happen. It is a false doctrine started in the 1800's. I mean I don't believe any religion but come on do minor research and find where this shit starts, buddy.
 Quoting: JinxyKinxy


says the one who pulls her "research" out of her own

butt
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Hi OP. How do you make your math to get Jan 2016?
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Rapture very unlikely to ever happen. It is a false doctrine started in the 1800's. I mean I don't believe any religion but come on do minor research and find where this shit starts, buddy.
 Quoting: JinxyKinxy


Another ignorant statement by someone that knows nothing of which they speak.

The Rapture was taught by Paul in aprox 70ad. Please get educated before you further embarrass yourself.
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January's too cold for rapture. Prefer warm springtime.
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Hi OP. How do you make your math to get Jan 2016?
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it's not about the calculation of time,instead if you pay attention to what's happening now(JADE HELM/FEMA camps/CERN/legalization of same sex marriage/extreme weather)then you should know very clearly that we are the last generation no doubt about it.

i can't be 100% sure rapture's gonna occur JAN 2016 but at least the possibility is very high...there's something inside me so urgent i can't explain maybe only me know it's dependable.
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Thread: A THREE-DAY JOURNEY INTO THE DESERT
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Rapture very unlikely to ever happen. It is a false doctrine started in the 1800's. I mean I don't believe any religion but come on do minor research and find where this shit starts, buddy.
 Quoting: JinxyKinxy


I always know it's hard to convince people to believe things that are related to miracles like rapture.So I don't really wanna drag myself into a somewhat pointless debate aiming to prove to you why rapture exists and furthermore it's about to unfold very soon.I can only hope Jesus open your heart your eyes for you to understand what you currently thinking as non-existent.Be prepared and God bless.
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It matters not who am I,but it matters a whole lot more that you believe in Jesus so your soul can enter into heaven.

To those who are living in California....get out of there NOW.Not much time left to fool around thinking how much more money you should make tomorrow.Never seen before earthquakes with the HUGE tsunamis triggered by them are heading your way.Don't know when these catastrophes will happen but you must be ready for it while you still have time.

And one more thing...DO NOT take the microchip/electronic tattoo they try to implant under/on your skin,you should reject it the best you can even at the cost of your own life...cuz it's called THE MARK OF THE BEAST.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68963818


In case your slop church/pastors never told you or if you did not read that bible yourself.. Jesus said HEAVEN WAS WITHIN YOU....

the mark of the beast has two meanings.. one to retain animal traits.. the other meaning a "chip" in Christian bullshit teachings... is your debit card.. Do you have a social security number of some sort and a debit card at your bank.. you have the mark of the beast in that regard.
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Rapture very unlikely to ever happen. It is a false doctrine started in the 1800's. I mean I don't believe any religion but come on do minor research and find where this shit starts, buddy.
 Quoting: JinxyKinxy


I always know it's hard to convince people to believe things that are related to miracles like rapture.So I don't really wanna drag myself into a somewhat pointless debate aiming to prove to you why rapture exists and furthermore it's about to unfold very soon.I can only hope Jesus open your heart your eyes for you to understand what you currently thinking as non-existent.Be prepared and God bless.
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OP if you bothered to THINK and put on your God given mind.. you would figure out you cannot be raptured stark naked up to any cloud with Jesus. Heaven is not up in the sky. How will your naked body live up there without oxygen and in deep cold... to say nothing of the laws of gravity.
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In case your slop church/pastors never told you or if you did not read that bible yourself.. Jesus said HEAVEN WAS WITHIN YOU....

the mark of the beast has two meanings.. one to retain animal traits.. the other meaning a "chip" in Christian bullshit teachings... is your debit card.. Do you have a social security number of some sort and a debit card at your bank.. you have the mark of the beast in that regard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69337099


bsmeter2

that is false. you have been educated on this numerous times. not everyone in the world has an ssn nor a debit card.

The only "slop" comes from those deceivers pushing craprantia and channeled garbage.
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Rapture very unlikely to ever happen. It is a false doctrine started in the 1800's. I mean I don't believe any religion but come on do minor research and find where this shit starts, buddy.
 Quoting: JinxyKinxy


says the one who pulls her "research" out of her own

butt
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Umm...

[link to www.bible.ca]
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Rapture very unlikely to ever happen. It is a false doctrine started in the 1800's. I mean I don't believe any religion but come on do minor research and find where this shit starts, buddy.
 Quoting: JinxyKinxy


I always know it's hard to convince people to believe things that are related to miracles like rapture.So I don't really wanna drag myself into a somewhat pointless debate aiming to prove to you why rapture exists and furthermore it's about to unfold very soon.I can only hope Jesus open your heart your eyes for you to understand what you currently thinking as non-existent.Be prepared and God bless.
 Quoting: matternot


OP if you bothered to THINK and put on your God given mind.. you would figure out you cannot be raptured stark naked up to any cloud with Jesus. Heaven is not up in the sky. How will your naked body live up there without oxygen and in deep cold... to say nothing of the laws of gravity.
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when rapture happens our bodies will be transformed into spirits hence we dont need to worry about low temperature at high altitude.Likewise gravity also wont work on spiritual beings.
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wake up people!dont wait till its too late.you never know if you can live to see another day!
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7/13/15 everything falls apart!1/21/16 living Hell on earth!

get the money out of bank while you can!Mark of the beast(microchip) coming out really soon!you either pay by cash or by swiping your hand!
pray now for a chance to get raptured by Jesus before the great tribulation hits earth!
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7/13/15 everything falls apart!1/21/16 living Hell on earth!

get the money out of bank while you can!Mark of the beast(microchip) coming out really soon!you either pay by cash or by swiping your hand!
pray now for a chance to get raptured by Jesus before the great tribulation hits earth!
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7/13/15 everything falls apart!1/21/16 living Hell on earth!

get the money out of bank while you can!Mark of the beast(microchip) coming out really soon!you either pay by cash or by swiping your hand!
pray now for a chance to get raptured by Jesus before the great tribulation hits earth!
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7/13/15 everything falls apart!1/21/16 living Hell on earth!

get the money out of bank while you can!Mark of the beast(microchip) coming out really soon!you either pay by cash or by swiping your hand!
pray now for a chance to get raptured by Jesus before the great tribulation hits earth!
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7/13/15 everything falls apart!1/21/16 living Hell on earth!

get the money out of bank while you can!Mark of the beast(microchip) coming out really soon!you either pay by cash or by swiping your hand!
pray now for a chance to get raptured by Jesus before the great tribulation hits earth!
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7/13/15 everything falls apart!1/21/16 living Hell on earth!

get the money out of bank while you can!Mark of the beast(microchip) coming out really soon!you either pay by cash or by swiping your hand!
pray now for a chance to get raptured by Jesus before the great tribulation hits earth!
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7/13/15 everything falls apart!1/21/16 living Hell on earth!

get the money out of bank while you can!Mark of the beast(microchip) coming out really soon!you either pay by cash or by swiping your hand!
pray now for a chance to get raptured by Jesus before the great tribulation hits earth!
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Re: Rapture very likely to happen in Jan. 2016
52 pages of rapture threads going back to 2004

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Rapture very unlikely to ever happen. It is a false doctrine started in the 1800's. I mean I don't believe any religion but come on do minor research and find where this shit starts, buddy.
 Quoting: JinxyKinxy


Really? Paul taught about the Rapture in aprox 70 ad.
Read your Bible!
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7/13/15 everything falls apart!1/21/16 living Hell on earth!

get the money out of bank while you can!Mark of the beast(microchip) coming out really soon!you either pay by cash or by swiping your hand!
pray now for a chance to get raptured by Jesus before the great tribulation hits earth!
 Quoting: matternot


Aw, hell! I HOPE NOT!!!

It's my birthday.

Can't it wait till the 16th????
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7/13/15 everything falls apart!1/21/16 living Hell on earth!

get the money out of bank while you can!Mark of the beast(microchip) coming out really soon!you either pay by cash or by swiping your hand!
pray now for a chance to get raptured by Jesus before the great tribulation hits earth!
 Quoting: matternot


I agree. If this happens it will happen in September- most like during the Feast of Tabernacles.
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Last Edited by Miggy on 07/09/2015 07:55 PM