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Texas flooding brings tide of more than ONE THOUSAND SNAKES into homes

 
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Texas flooding brings tide of more than ONE THOUSAND SNAKES into homes
Texans whose cities have been deluged by torrential flood waters have another problem to contend with - a tide of more than one thousand snakes seeking shelter in their homes.

Panicked residents of the Lone Star State, as well as those in Oklahoma, which has also been swamped by the floods, have been finding the reptiles slithering into their houses in a bid to escape the rising waters.

Species including the rat snake - which can grow up to six feet long - have been found inside homes, nestled in the wheels of cars and hiding on patios.

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God is sending plagues to Texas and Oklahoma.
Why?
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Dibs on movie rights.
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I've yet to see one. Weird.
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Re: Texas flooding brings tide of more than ONE THOUSAND SNAKES into homes
Texans whose cities have been deluged by torrential flood waters have another problem to contend with - a tide of more than one thousand snakes seeking shelter in their homes.

Panicked residents of the Lone Star State, as well as those in Oklahoma, which has also been swamped by the floods, have been finding the reptiles slithering into their houses in a bid to escape the rising waters.

Species including the rat snake - which can grow up to six feet long - have been found inside homes, nestled in the wheels of cars and hiding on patios.

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 Quoting: TripleH23


Too many snakes on this motherfuckin (flood) plain!

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So ? Snakes are you friend, I love it when they live under my house. I just saw a big king snake slither under the house just yesterday.
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God is sending plagues to Texas and Oklahoma.
Why?
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Because they allowed Kalifornians to infest their states.
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So ? Snakes are you friend, I love it when they live under my house. I just saw a big king snake slither under the house just yesterday.
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That's all fine and dandy until a Cottonmouth or Rattlesnake curls up beside you lol.
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God is sending plagues to Texas and Oklahoma.
Why?
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It's not God; it's weather manipulation.
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God is sending plagues to Texas and Oklahoma.
Why?
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It's not God; it's weather manipulation.
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And the snakes?? But of course that would be the reptlians.....
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So ? Snakes are you friend, I love it when they live under my house. I just saw a big king snake slither under the house just yesterday.
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King snakes eat Ratlle snakes. I would be more concerned about the Ratller that is living under your house. You will always see the Ratller where the King Snake is hanging out.........
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So ? Snakes are you friend, I love it when they live under my house. I just saw a big king snake slither under the house just yesterday.
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That's all fine and dandy until a Cottonmouth or Rattlesnake curls up beside you lol.
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Clearly the guy has never been to the south. I live in washington state now, but from florida. Its nice to go for a swim or hike and not have to check all around you for cottons.
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So ? Snakes are you friend, I love it when they live under my house. I just saw a big king snake slither under the house just yesterday.
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Yeah, but Texas has a lot of mocassians, copperheads and rattlers -- eeeeeek!!!

When we lived in Texas, my kitty, Valkyrie, cornered a baby copperhead in the foyer one morning. Scared the crap out of me because I had a two year old at the time (kitty was unharmed).

Picked the snake up with BBQ tongs and sent him to eternity down the garbage disposal.

Another time, husband came home from work one very hot day & decided to take a dip in the pool. A cottonmouth slithered across his chest. Don't think I had ever seen a man walk on water before. chuckle

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Re: Texas flooding brings tide of more than ONE THOUSAND SNAKES into homes
Texans whose cities have been deluged by torrential flood waters have another problem to contend with - a tide of more than one thousand snakes seeking shelter in their homes.

Panicked residents of the Lone Star State, as well as those in Oklahoma, which has also been swamped by the floods, have been finding the reptiles slithering into their houses in a bid to escape the rising waters.

Species including the rat snake - which can grow up to six feet long - have been found inside homes, nestled in the wheels of cars and hiding on patios.

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I see your source, which instantly leads me to
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God is sending plagues to Texas and Oklahoma.
Why?
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Clearly they have offended Him.


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God is sending plagues to Texas and Oklahoma.
Why?
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It's not God; it's weather manipulation.
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So ? Snakes are you friend, I love it when they live under my house. I just saw a big king snake slither under the house just yesterday.
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Yeah, but Texas has a lot of mocassians, copperheads and rattlers -- eeeeeek!!!

When we lived in Texas, my kitty, Valkyrie, cornered a baby copperhead in the foyer one morning. Scared the crap out of me because I had a two year old at the time (kitty was unharmed).

Picked the snake up with BBQ tongs and sent him to eternity down the garbage disposal.

Another time, husband came home from work one very hot day & decided to take a dip in the pool. A cottonmouth slithered across his chest. Don't think I had ever seen a man walk on water before. chuckle
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We have cotton mouths and water moccasins here in NC. This is why I refuse to go swimming in any lake ever again. Was at Jordan lake about 10 years ago and a man right next to us got bit by a water moccasin. I never went back, because there is a big sign that says they are in the water where folks swim.
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Watch This video. Took it yesterday. The clouds were scattered and there was no rain. Also no thunder. Im in Dallas.

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In Sweetwater they have the largest rattlesnake roundup in the world. This would prevent the problem.



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Fried rattlesnake
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I'm starting to see the big picture here.

Step 1.Texas stands up to Obama and his corrupt party over immigration.

Step 2.Deploy US military for "Exercises"

Step 3.Target Texas with weather modification to create natural disaster.

Step 4.Government declares a state of emergency in Texas.

Step 5.Since the military is already in the area for "training" they get sent in to "aid" the Texans.

Step 6.Door to door wellness checks and gun confiscation all in the name of "aid".
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I'm starting to see the big picture here.

Step 1.Texas stands up to Obama and his corrupt party over immigration.

Step 2.Deploy US military for "Exercises"

Step 3.Target Texas with weather modification to create natural disaster.

Step 4.Government declares a state of emergency in Texas.

Step 5.Since the military is already in the area for "training" they get sent in to "aid" the Texans.

Step 6.Door to door wellness checks and gun confiscation all in the name of "aid".
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Wow that is exactly what i was thinking right now .

All too convenient .
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In Sweetwater they have the largest rattlesnake roundup in the world. This would prevent the problem.



[link to www.rattlesnakeroundup.net]




Fried rattlesnake
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Do people have to eat everything?
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God is sending plagues to Texas and Oklahoma.
Why?
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It's not God; it's weather manipulation.
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God controls it all.

Job 2:1 Again there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them to present himself before the LORD.

2 And the LORD said unto Satan, From whence comest thou? And Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.

3 And the LORD said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil? and still he holdeth fast his integrity, although thou movedst me against him, to destroy him without cause.

4 And Satan answered the LORD, and said, Skin for skin, yea, all that a man hath will he give for his life.

5 But put forth thine hand now, and touch his bone and his flesh, and he will curse thee to thy face.

6 And the LORD said unto Satan, Behold, he is in thine hand; but save his life.

God controls it all. Satan and his followers are limited by God.
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When I moved to MT from Texas a man there said, oh you are from that state that everything , sticks , bites or stings , kinda true hiding
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In Sweetwater they have the largest rattlesnake roundup in the world. This would prevent the problem.



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Fried rattlesnake
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Do people have to eat everything?
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I was in the Florida Panhandle region several years ago, the Redneck Riviera, where crawdads (crayfish) are found on the menu. Just snap the head off and suck the meat out of the shell.

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I'm starting to see the big picture here.

Step 1.Texas stands up to Obama and his corrupt party over immigration.

Step 2.Deploy US military for "Exercises"

Step 3.Target Texas with weather modification to create natural disaster.

Step 4.Government declares a state of emergency in Texas.

Step 5.Since the military is already in the area for "training" they get sent in to "aid" the Texans.

Step 6.Door to door wellness checks and gun confiscation all in the name of "aid".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15292827



Wow that is exactly what i was thinking right now .

All too convenient .
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Step 7. Activating Jade Helm 15 to go live. Round ups and trollie trains for all.

Dont forget to put those shackles on ...
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I was born and raised in Texas and I have only seen snakes at lakes or ponds. By the ponds, they will be hanging out on tree limbs. When I saw them, I told my boyfriend, I am leaving NOW. We were way far from civilization and if one of us got bit we'd be dead. I went and sat in the truck for an hour because he had the keys! He kept fishing for that hour while I was sweating my ass off in the truck. Needless to say that was the last time I ever spent time with him.

Now, the past 2 weeks, my kitty has been finding small black snakes on our nightly walk. I told my boys it because the rain has filled all their holes and looks like I was right! I will prob have a heart attack if I find one in my home. But I have 4 kitties so they better kill it. I really don't want to have to use the shotgun in the house, but if it's me or the snake, it will be the snake!

Snakes are my one and only fear. One and only.
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And we got 7" of rain two nights ago. I havent checked for last night. And there I is water coming in on one 2' part of my bedroom. Boys gotta check the gutters today because it should be going downhill and not in the house. I so hope the foundation isn't cracked from the terrible drought we have been through.

Today can only get better, right?!?
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Re: Texas flooding brings tide of more than ONE THOUSAND SNAKES into homes
The Highlighted text in the Daily Mail Headline.

"ONE THOUSAND SNAKES" will reduce to "33" in Common English Gematria. 1230> (1+2)+3+0 = 33

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