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Couple admitted into ER after mistaking super glue with lube (7 Images)

 
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"New York — A Syracuse couple lived probably one of the most embarrassing moment ever reported in a hospital this year yesterday, after checking into ER, stuck to one another in an explicit sexual position. Martha Weizman, 36, and Matthew Caleda, 41, had to call emergency services after accidentally mistaking industrial super glue for sexual lubricant.

The couple attracted the attention of dozens of patients present at the time of the scene as soon as they arrived at St. Joseph’s Hospital Health Center. Even though paramedics tried covering the couple with blankets, the duo was visibly naked and stuck to one another at the genital area."

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Dude that's gotta be the stinkiest link to ever have stank.

That's the saddest excuse for slideshow clickbait I've ever seen.

But still, the mental image I got from the thread title alone was worth it...
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What kind of sick exhibitionists jackasses would mistake superglue for lube?
Alpacalips  (OP)

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Dude that's gotta be the stinkiest like to ever have stank.

That's the saddest excuse for slideshow clickbait I've ever seen.

But still, the mental image I got from the thread title alone was worth it...

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Yeah, it sucked trying to navigate it. I wish I could just copy and paste the news story.
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Dude that's gotta be the stinkiest like to ever have stank.

That's the saddest excuse for slideshow clickbait I've ever seen.

But still, the mental image I got from the thread title alone was worth it...

 Quoting: R. Wordsworth


Yeah, it sucked trying to navigate it. I wish I could just copy and paste the news story.
 Quoting: Alpacalips


Well OP at least you have taste.

>Derp!
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well that's a sticky situation.
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What position were they in?bananasexsideways
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06/02/2015 09:38 PM

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Kind of reminds me of the Grey's Anatomy (pretty sure it was Grey's) when the couple came in stuck together...his Prince Albert piercing that got hung on the woman's IUD.

But how the hell do you mistake super glue to lube?
mkarenh13

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06/02/2015 09:42 PM

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Oh good God...on a positive note, only the second couple this happened to this year compared to 27 couples in 2013.

WTF is wrong with people???

rofl
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06/02/2015 09:46 PM
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Let's see what the KJ Bible says:

23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
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I wonder if insurance covers that ...
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I wonder if insurance covers that ...
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It's still a health issue... A man made issue but yeah it would be.

Now I wonder if this could also fall under ones homeowner accident policy if there is no health insurance? An accident all right even though caused by stupidity. slaphim
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Omg.... That just hurt me.
If they say it's true, it probably isn't.
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I think a Flame-Thrower would likely soften up that adhesive?
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But still, the mental image I got from the thread title alone was worth it...

 Quoting: R. Wordsworth


bsflag

OP is a dumb piece of shit someone execute it.
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Oh good God...on a positive note, only the second couple this happened to this year compared to 27 couples in 2013.

WTF is wrong with people???

rofl
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Flouride.
You are the creator of your own master plan... Make it a good one.

Wake the fuk up and be ready... This is absolutely no time to be stupid!

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lmao
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Those pictures...

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