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My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend

 
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My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
I'm in a pickle and I'm in need of some advice.

My wife recently found out about my girlfriend of 3 months, needless to say my wife is not happy. Upon finding out, she beat me and is now making me choose to either stay with her, or be with my girlfriend. I love my girlfriend very much, and don't understand why I just can't be with both. I think things would be better if my girlfriend moved in with my wife and I, and each time I mention this to my wife she gets really angry at me and starts hitting me.

So now I'm unsure what to do. For the time being I've been kicked out of the house, so still working things out.
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06/20/2015 06:42 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
who is hotter?
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06/20/2015 06:42 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
My wife wants me to break up with my sock.
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06/20/2015 06:43 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
who is hotter?
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They are both hot in their own ways.
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06/20/2015 06:44 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
Since this story is made up anyway, just ask your fairy God mother to make it all better.
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06/20/2015 06:45 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
Since this story is made up anyway, just ask your fairy God mother to make it all better.
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Um, this is not made up.
last one
I just don't give a fuck

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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
I'm in a pickle and I'm in need of some advice.

My wife recently found out about my girlfriend of 3 months, needless to say my wife is not happy. Upon finding out, she beat me and is now making me choose to either stay with her, or be with my girlfriend. I love my girlfriend very much, and don't understand why I just can't be with both. I think things would be better if my girlfriend moved in with my wife and I, and each time I mention this to my wife she gets really angry at me and starts hitting me.

So now I'm unsure what to do. For the time being I've been kicked out of the house, so still working things out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69562177


That bitch. Tell her to mind her own business.
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06/20/2015 06:45 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
Adultery is a sin punishable by death, whether you believe or not.

God always gets his way.
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06/20/2015 06:46 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
Since this story is made up anyway, just ask your fairy God mother to make it all better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69479428


Um, this is not made up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69562177


Uhm, yes it is. Try harder next time.
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
We would like to break you up. :)
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06/20/2015 06:48 PM

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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
she wants you to break up with your hand? fapcat
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
Just leave both of them, so neither of them have to deal with you and can move on with their lives and find someone who truly cares for them.
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06/20/2015 06:49 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
tell her polygamy is normal in the new age, to get with it.
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06/20/2015 06:52 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
Adultery is a sin punishable by death, whether you believe or not.

God always gets his way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69391658


"Let he without sin cast the 1st stone.
You were borne of Adam, and born into sin, so You are a sinner, take the rope out of your own eye before you try to remove the thread from others"

The kings of old commited sin with many women, but its written "god (loved (greek agape))them"

Is his wife even giving him his dues?
Do you know all the "ins and outs" (so to speak)
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06/20/2015 06:55 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
she wants you to break up with your hand? :fapcat:
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Yep! I will if i can "sleep" in "her bed".As the rest would "come" naturally.
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
I'm in a pickle and I'm in need of some advice.

My wife recently found out about my girlfriend of 3 months, needless to say my wife is not happy. Upon finding out, she beat me and is now making me choose to either stay with her, or be with my girlfriend. I love my girlfriend very much, and don't understand why I just can't be with both. I think things would be better if my girlfriend moved in with my wife and I, and each time I mention this to my wife she gets really angry at me and starts hitting me.

So now I'm unsure what to do. For the time being I've been kicked out of the house, so still working things out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69562177


Fake story, but if it were real:

Your girlfriend will dump you as soon as it's over with your wife and you'll be left alone, broken and defeated.

Happens every time. The only reason your gf is with you is to dominate your wife.
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06/20/2015 06:57 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
Convert to Islam and have both, lol

but then you get labeled a goat fvcker

so there's a trade-off
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06/20/2015 06:58 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
I feel for you op, why cant the wife just let her move in with the both of you? Then again, what if wife wants another man to move in with you all?
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06/20/2015 07:13 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
Convert to Islam and have both, lol

but then you get labeled a goat fvcker

so there's a trade-off
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beared
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06/20/2015 07:19 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
I wouldn't because YOUR wife is cheating on us again!

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06/20/2015 07:21 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
Adultery is a sin punishable by death, whether you believe or not.

God always gets his way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69391658


"Let he without sin cast the 1st stone.
You were borne of Adam, and born into sin, so You are a sinner, take the rope out of your own eye before you try to remove the thread from others"

The kings of old commited sin with many women, but its written "god (loved (greek agape))them"

Is his wife even giving him his dues?
Do you know all the "ins and outs" (so to speak)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69540606


i'm not in condemnation of him just notifying him
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06/20/2015 07:24 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
I'm in a pickle and I'm in need of some advice.

My wife recently found out about my girlfriend of 3 months, needless to say my wife is not happy. Upon finding out, she beat me and is now making me choose to either stay with her, or be with my girlfriend. I love my girlfriend very much, and don't understand why I just can't be with both. I think things would be better if my girlfriend moved in with my wife and I, and each time I mention this to my wife she gets really angry at me and starts hitting me.

So now I'm unsure what to do. For the time being I've been kicked out of the house, so still working things out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69562177


Your either a really bad troll, or a special kind of fucking stupid aren't you.
“Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.”
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06/20/2015 07:26 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
You might want to listen to this.

“Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.”
"Hello, I need a replacement filter for a Hoover Max Extract 60 Pressure Pro."
“You actually slaughter each other over affairs of the spirit.” Da’an Earth-Final Conflict
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
I'm in a pickle and I'm in need of some advice.

My wife recently found out about my girlfriend of 3 months, needless to say my wife is not happy. Upon finding out, she beat me and is now making me choose to either stay with her, or be with my girlfriend. I love my girlfriend very much, and don't understand why I just can't be with both. I think things would be better if my girlfriend moved in with my wife and I, and each time I mention this to my wife she gets really angry at me and starts hitting me.

So now I'm unsure what to do. For the time being I've been kicked out of the house, so still working things out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69562177


Your either a really bad troll, or a special kind of fucking stupid aren't you.
 Quoting: redhed6971


When the penis goes up the IQ goes down.
Its a fact, its in our genetic makup.
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06/20/2015 07:30 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
roofies and a nice threesome with both will save the marriage bro
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06/20/2015 07:30 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
thats what got him into this mess in the 1st place.
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06/20/2015 07:30 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
if they are both hot and both give great blow jobs and both swallow, I guess it comes down to which one talks the least. which one gets right to the point and SsTFU.
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06/20/2015 07:31 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
lol, you fucked up and got married, dumbass.
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06/20/2015 07:37 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
I'm in a pickle and I'm in need of some advice.

My wife recently found out about my girlfriend of 3 months, needless to say my wife is not happy. Upon finding out, she beat me and is now making me choose to either stay with her, or be with my girlfriend. I love my girlfriend very much, and don't understand why I just can't be with both. I think things would be better if my girlfriend moved in with my wife and I, and each time I mention this to my wife she gets really angry at me and starts hitting me.

So now I'm unsure what to do. For the time being I've been kicked out of the house, so still working things out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69562177


Buy the entire series of "Sister Wives" ... and sit down with your wife to watch it in one marathon session.

Once you watch the entire series talk to your wife again. Then a couple of weeks or so later do it again in another marathon TV session.

Once she watches that she will understand how some men NEED multiple women in their lives and how she is WRONG to object to that type of arrangement.

It would probably help if the two of you would also join the Mormon Church since then you would have the spiritual help you need to reinforce the message that what you are doing is normal and OK.
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06/20/2015 07:39 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
Convert to Islam and have both, lol

but then you get labeled a goat fvcker

so there's a trade-off
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beared
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hi
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06/20/2015 07:41 PM
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Re: My wife wants me to break up with my girlfriend
Adultery is a sin punishable by death, whether you believe or not.

God always gets his way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69391658


And he got away with it once too!





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