My therapist is asking about the joint. I won't tell her the name. It's my secret. They can just leave me alone. I told her I have always gravitated towards this stuff since I was a kid and that it's my obsessional focus of too much intensity.

She says, is this what you think about all day while you're at home?

I'm like, yeah.

She's too liberal. Liberal therapist and here I am with Conservative Christian views. I don't think she liked my take on gay marriage.

Well, there went another 30 dollars.