Here they put on Bonanza instead. You know, the one where three grown men live with their widowed pa. Ben Cartwright always finds poor, down-trodden sould to give free stuff too, Injuns to nurse back to health, pregnant ladies wandering his ranch at all hours, true cowboy fare.
All three 'boys' have various chances to get married but something always happens to the brides so they can all eat Hop Sing's cooking and live in adjoining rooms.
True cowboys, yessir.
All the Ponderosa needs is a rainbow flag.