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The 12 Days Of Jade Helm (Complete)

 
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07/02/2015 04:14 PM
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The 12 Days Of Jade Helm (Complete)
Sing along kiddos... Feel free to modify as necessary:

On the first day of Jade Helm my government gave to me...
1 false flag,
and a patsy in a pear tree.

On the second day of Jade Helm my government gave to me...
2 executive orders,
1 false flag,
and a patsy in a pear tree.

On the third day of Jade Helm my government gave to me...
3 illegal trade agreements,
2 executive orders,
1 false flag,
and a patsy in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Jade Helm my government gave to me...
4 closed walmarts,
3 illegal trade agreements,
2 executive orders,
1 false flag,
and a patsy in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Jade Helm my government gave to me (and Iran)...
Fffffiiivvveee Golden Nuuuukes!!!,
4 closed walmarts,
3 illegal trade agreements,
2 executive orders,
1 false flag,
and a patsy in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Jade Helm my government gave to me...
6 MK Ultras,
Fffffiiivvveee Golden Nuuuukes!!!,
4 closed walmarts,
3 illegal trade agreements,
2 executive orders,
1 false flag,
and a patsy in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Jade Helm my government gave to me...
7 misled militias,
6 MK Ultras,
Fffffiiivvveee Golden Nuuuukes!!!,
4 closed walmarts,
3 illegal trade agreements,
2 executive orders,
1 false flag,
and a patsy in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Jade Helm my government gave to me...
8 senators defecting,
7 misled militias,
6 MK Ultras,
Fffffiiivvveee Golden Nuuuukes!!!,
4 closed walmarts,
3 illegal trade agreements,
2 executive orders,
1 false flag,
and a patsy in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Jade Helm my government gave to me...
9 military convoys,
8 senators defecting,
7 misled militias,
6 MK Ultras,
Fffffiiivvveee Golden Nuuuukes!!!,
4 closed walmarts,
3 illegal trade agreements,
2 executive orders,
1 false flag,
and a patsy in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Jade Helm my government gave to me...
10 crisis actors,
9 military convoys,
8 senators defecting,
7 misled militias,
6 MK Ultras,
Fffffiiivvveee Golden Nuuuukes!!!,
4 closed walmarts,
3 illegal trade agreements,
2 executive orders,
1 false flag,
and a patsy in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Jade Helm my government gave to me...
11 confederate flag bans,
10 crisis actors,
9 military convoys,
8 senators defecting,
7 misled militias,
6 MK Ultras,
Fffffiiivvveee Golden Nuuuukes!!!,
4 closed walmarts,
3 illegal trade agreements,
2 executive orders,
1 false flag,
and a patsy in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Jade Helm my government gave to me...
12 burned out churches,
11 confederate flag bans,
10 crisis actors,
9 military convoys,
8 senators defecting,
7 misled militias,
6 MK Ultras,
Fffffiiivvveee Golden Nuuuukes!!!,
4 closed walmarts,
3 illegal trade agreements,
2 executive orders,
1 false flag,
and a patsy in a pear tree.

(We even went above and beyond, feel free to add your own)!!

On the thirteenth day of Jade Helm my government gave to me...
13 gays a prancing,
12 burned out churches,
11 confederate flag bans,
10 crisis actors,
9 military convoys,
8 senators defecting,
7 misled militias,
6 MK Ultras,
Fffffiiivvveee Golden Nuuuukes!!!,
4 closed walmarts,
3 illegal trade agreements,
2 executive orders,
1 false flag,
and a patsy in a pear tree.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/02/2015 04:28 PM
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Re: The 12 Days Of Jade Helm (Complete)
Somebody toss a 5* up there, help me out. :P
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/02/2015 04:34 PM
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Re: The 12 Days Of Jade Helm (Complete)
bump
Anonymous Coward
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07/02/2015 04:47 PM
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Re: The 12 Days Of Jade Helm (Complete)
Somebody toss a 5* up there, help me out. :P
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64297453


5 Blue Bell Ice Cream Truck Portable Morgues..

..and a brand new FEMA CAMP Guillotine..
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07/02/2015 05:06 PM
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Re: The 12 Days Of Jade Helm (Complete)
Ha. Nice one.
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07/02/2015 05:11 PM
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Re: The 12 Days Of Jade Helm (Complete)
Ha. Nice one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64297453


This one just needs a word re-arrangement:

5 Blue Bell Ice Cream Portable Morgue Trucks..


Fixed.
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07/02/2015 05:24 PM
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Re: The 12 Days Of Jade Helm (Complete)
bump
Anonymous Coward
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07/02/2015 05:27 PM
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Re: The 12 Days Of Jade Helm (Complete)
how much free time do you have?
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07/02/2015 05:30 PM
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Re: The 12 Days Of Jade Helm (Complete)
Not very much actually.





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