I'm Eating White Castles, Ask me a Question

Was the journey worth it?

I'll let you know tomorrow. I've got a church gig at 10:00 am. Should be interesting in the pews, if you know what I mean.

I miss em. You should have gotten cheese sticks too.

10-4 on that one Whiskey Tango....

I couldn't break up my favorite combination though.

I added you to my buddies list, fellow drunk squirrel..


Here's my pet man.

Eating white castle with church in the morning, you're playing with fire boy.

are you Russell Crowe?
Why arnt' you fighting cancer harder

Live dangerously my friend..


My specialty is the silent sneaker....


Nuthin' you can do if it's His will......




HaHaHaHa

What is White Castle?

Thanks for the questions.

The first answer is no.

The second answer is I don't know why. I'm a musician, not a cancer researcher.


Any other questions?

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Sliders


Hummers


White Castle Revenge



White Castle farts have a distinctive aroma which bridge all racial and ethnic boundaries.

That's some tasty grub. I could go for 4 sliders myself right now.

White Castle is in a league of excellence all its own in the disgusting but absolutely delicious fast food category. WC transcends all other fast food.

I don't have a question but would like to say that I think your avatar is adorable.

Squirrel in. A Fedora!




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LIAR!!! They have onion chips at white castle not onion rings.

Do you think if you ahd a phd in music you would get laid more?

If you were the best ukalele player evar would you be cooler than you?

That IS a nice hat! :D

If you love White Castles, try this recipe. They are very close to the real thing. After you bake them, use a pizza cutter to easily cut them into squares, then slap them onto some of those little Hawaiian buns and add pickles. I make 'em all the time for tailgates during football season. They go quickly.

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BREAKING UPDATE

So, not in the best of shape when I awoke, I managed to get my three S's done. Man! The 1st S was brutal. Rushed to get dressed with half an hour to make it to my church gig 8 miles away. Made it in 20 up the Boogaloo 500 (Dan Ryan Expressway).

Everything was fine until about half way through the service. The gas buildup was just beginning and I knew then I had to squelch any urge to let 'er rip. With every wave of pain, I said to myself "you can make it". I tried to rationalize the pain thinking it couldn't possibly be worse than giving birth, but with every labor pain I knew the White Castle volcano was about to blow.

Fortunately, I have a sphincter made of titanium steel and made it to the end of the service. I even played beautifully right up until the last note. Before the others finished playing that note, I was already packed up and walking briskly to the washroom. It seems, my final number was a masterpiece of sound texture and thunderous resonance performed to an empty washroom audience. Thank God nobody was in the room! For a minute I thought I was playing "The Song that Never Ends", but this too passed without incident.

Every time this happens, I vow to never go to WC again. This will probably not hold up. Maybe a couple of months before the crave starts up again when I'm drunk at 2 in the morning.

White castle burgers, 2.50 ea.

A night of annoying wifey/gf with belly bombs and flatulence, priceless.

Do JITB next time

Slide one over here, but keep yer "orange drank!"

Answer # 1 - No, been happily married for 30 years. Well, 5 for me, 25 for her.

Answer # 2 - Probably not unless I was in a Dixieland Band. I'm as cool as they come.

Thanks Calx! You and Bluebird are adorably nice! I've added both of you to my buddies list.

Are you as cool as Brit ukelele legend, George Formby?

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Thank you!! I'm off to another gig, but will check out the recipe...

who had WC today?

Thank you for the update.

My life is so much better now that i've read it :-)
The sphincter part was the cherry on the top of the onion flavor, lol.