Why you should never kiss a crab: Idiotic moment a game with a crustacean goes painfully wrong, a moustached idiot is seen holding a big black ...

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Why you should never kiss a crab: Idiotic moment a game with a crustacean goes painfully wrong.

Published on Jul 12, 2015
A moustached fool is seen holding a big black snapper, sticking his tongue between its pincersSome creatures just aren't there to be kissed - and crabs are right at the top of that list.

This video shows you exactly why.

In the clip, a moustached idiot is seen holding a big black snapper.

Instead of staying well clear of the shellfish's massive claws, he sticks his tongue right between the pincers, very much tempting fate.

Things seem to be going OK - every time the creature looks like clamping its claw, he moves his tongue out of harm's way.But then things go horribly wrong - with hilariously painful results.

Pushing his tongue even further into the crab's clutches, it suddenly closes its pincers - and it looks like agony.

The hare-brained victim screams in pain while his friends try and pull the shellfish off.Eventually his pal manages to get the furious mollusc to let go.

And despite the victim's obvious suffering, at least one person can be heard laughing heartily off camera.