Ask me a question and I'll tell you which watch list you are on

Aww it sounded interesting

Why do they call it taking a dump? Your not taking it anywhere, your leaving it.

I was addicted to the hokey pokey....


But then I turned myself around.

Obviously you are on the domestic terrorist list.

Timothy Mcveigh took a truck full of dumps and mixed them with nitro.

You are wanted cyberhacker. You can't resist listening to other people's interesting conversations through your Android eavesdropping app that is disguised as a battery saver.

GOT MILK?

:boobies:

what is the best way to judge the ripeness of an avocado?

As a member of PeTA your prioritization of animal comfort over basic human necessities like food and shelter makes you a threat. You are being monitored.

Large pits are a choking hazard. If you are spotted within 100 yards of a daycare center or a nursing home the local authorities will be notified of your presence.

whats the deepest secret you know.

In the movies the Men in Black monitor aliens. In reality they monitor creatures from the deep sea.

They have been aware of your presence, ever since things went longitudinal at Innsmouth.

Watch it Gils. No quarter on land.

What in your opinion is better? $25 an hour or $14hr and full benefits?

What is your opinion on spiritual warfare disguised as technological harrassment or experimentation?

An agent from the IRS would like to speak with you.

Obamacare is not optional.

Did you know that talk is cheap?

Stay away from the Mediterranean.

As if you have a choice...lol

You're good. I got audited 8 yrs in a row. The most they ever got was $180 and they owed me money twice.

Why does poop reek?

The ministry is in charge of propaganda, not you. Gangstalkers will make your head spin until you forget who you are.

The NSA is collecting all of your posts. They have an artificial intelligence program that spams your best-of comments into threads they wish to derail.

*Deleted double post*

Left you some green!

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Plaid or Paisley shirt with striped pants?

This appears to be a trick question. You are not on a watch list. You are the watch list. Or more like the programming list, constantly trying to subvert the minds of the masses with your silent but deadly symbols.

If you insist this is not a trick, I'll take you at your word, and provide an alternative answer.

Would you mind explaining a little? It would be most appreciated...

Boxers or briefs?

One problem with highly trained commandos is that you need to keep an eye on them when they leave the service. Their skills are valued on the open market.

Which list are you on?

how many rounds do I have loaded?

I was just regular army -- not commando.



You lose one internet.


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