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I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.

 
Judethz

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07/19/2015 06:09 AM

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I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
9teen No kidding. The landlord just had new carpet laid and what with the backing and stuff it offered resistance to the bottom edge of the door as it swings
open and closed. So anyway I swing the door wide open and the next thing you know there it is with all six screws on the top and bottom hinges that went into
the door jamb torn out and the door threatening to fall down on top of me.
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07/19/2015 06:11 AM
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
Can I buy the movie rights to this story?
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
Can I buy the movie rights to this story?
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chuckle
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07/19/2015 06:14 AM
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
Damn, that's one hell of a termite problem! :)
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07/19/2015 06:17 AM

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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
Gonna have to shave the bottom of that door...or put up some string beads.
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07/19/2015 06:20 AM
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
Gonna have to shave the bottom of that door...or put up some string beads.
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^This^
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07/19/2015 06:22 AM
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
you didn't 'swing ' the door open , did you . you got angry and wrenched the door with all your strength because you are unintelligent . take your bs elsewhere .
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07/19/2015 06:24 AM
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
You forgot the nonsensical Asian girl image! eyeroll2
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07/19/2015 06:24 AM
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
The Krav Maga you learned in the IDF is finally paying off...

Fucking doors trying to live where they don't belong... TAKE BACK WHATS YOURS DAMNIT
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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07/19/2015 06:30 AM
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
The Krav Maga you learned in the IDF is finally paying off...

Fucking doors trying to live where they don't belong... TAKE BACK WHATS YOURS DAMNIT
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Lol
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07/19/2015 06:31 AM
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
so bomb gaza
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1rof1
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07/19/2015 06:31 AM
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
it must be your chosen status.
Judethz  (OP)

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07/19/2015 06:33 AM

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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
You forgot the nice Asian girl image! eyeroll2
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harumi Sorry about that.
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07/19/2015 06:34 AM
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
You forgot the nice Asian girl image! eyeroll2
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:harumi: Sorry about that.
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that asian girl is hot..
Judethz  (OP)

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07/19/2015 06:38 AM

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that asian girl is hot..
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balloon1 There are plenty of good looking ones in the UK as well.
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07/19/2015 06:39 AM
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
You forgot the nice Asian girl image! eyeroll2
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harumi Sorry about that.
 Quoting: Judethz


that asian girl is hot..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69699666


That's Caitlyn Jenner - Asian Edition

Get your head checked fool.
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Judethz  (OP)

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07/19/2015 06:46 AM

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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
That's Caitlyn Jenner - Asian Edition

Get your head checked fool.
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shopping Aw come on she doesn't look anything like him/her. Besides which I've had this one in my files for a good 5 years or so.
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
Omg the things you have to experience in your life.
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07/19/2015 06:49 AM
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
That's Caitlyn Jenner - Asian Edition

Get your head checked fool.
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shopping Aw come on she doesn't look anything like him/her. Besides which I've had this one in my files for a good 5 years or so.
 Quoting: Judethz


Oh I know... I cringe every time I see it.
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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07/19/2015 06:50 AM

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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
9teen No kidding. The landlord just had new carpet laid and what with the backing and stuff it offered resistance to the bottom edge of the door as it swings
open and closed. So anyway I swing the door wide open and the next thing you know there it is with all six screws on the top and bottom hinges that went into
the door jamb torn out and the door threatening to fall down on top of me.
 Quoting: Judethz


whutevuh1
political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
You forgot the nice Asian girl image! eyeroll2
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:harumi: Sorry about that.
 Quoting: Judethz


clappa
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07/19/2015 06:51 AM
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
9teen No kidding. The landlord just had new carpet laid and what with the backing and stuff it offered resistance to the bottom edge of the door as it swings
open and closed. So anyway I swing the door wide open and the next thing you know there it is with all six screws on the top and bottom hinges that went into
the door jamb torn out and the door threatening to fall down on top of me.
 Quoting: Judethz


6 screws on top and bottom lucky girl 9teen
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Judethz  (OP)

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07/19/2015 07:02 AM

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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
6 screws on top and bottom lucky girl 9teen
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yam I'll get you for that.

Last Edited by Judethz on 07/19/2015 09:12 PM
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07/19/2015 08:39 AM
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
Yep, all construction today is paper mâché garbage so the "Authorities" are able to bust into our "castles" with ease.
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07/19/2015 09:45 AM
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^^^THIS!^^^
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Judethz  (OP)

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07/19/2015 02:00 PM

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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
Gonna have to shave the bottom of that door...or put up some string beads.
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7491t9 Yeah I've got the tools to do that and put some rawplugs in the holes or something. I don't really want to bug the landlord about it if it can be avoided.
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07/19/2015 02:09 PM
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
can you recall what you were thinking about at the time?
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07/19/2015 02:13 PM
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
9teen No kidding. The landlord just had new carpet laid and what with the backing and stuff it offered resistance to the bottom edge of the door as it swings
open and closed. So anyway I swing the door wide open and the next thing you know there it is with all six screws on the top and bottom hinges that went into
the door jamb torn out and the door threatening to fall down on top of me.
 Quoting: Judethz


I am glad that you were not hurt, Judethz.
Greater is He who is in me than he who is in the world.

Whatever feels good to your soul, do that.
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07/19/2015 02:16 PM
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
Was it an.anti Semitic door?

Good job.

Now blog about how your landlord robbed you cuz you're Jewish, and
tell the world you won't stop tearing off doors til you're all truly free!
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07/19/2015 02:22 PM
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
Gonna have to shave the bottom of that door...or put up some string beads.
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7491t9 Yeah I've got the tools to do that and put some rawplugs in the holes or something. I don't really want to bug the landlord about it if it can be avoided.
 Quoting: Judethz


LOL! At first I thought this thread was about you going postal like my ex used to do.
Not just at home but he did the same thing in navy barracks when he was in boot camp in FL. Tore another door off :) Never even got to combat and got a general discharge.
Ah, fond memories :/

But this is one of those things your landlord actually needs to know before other rentals of his have the same problem.

Splintered plank only gets worse and needs to be replaced, and the door bottom shaved higher.

Last Edited by DawaSatso on 07/19/2015 02:27 PM
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Re: I just tore a bedroom door off both hinges one handed.
No kidding. The landlord just had new carpet laid and what with the backing and stuff it offered resistance to the bottom edge of the door as it swings
open and closed. So anyway I swing the door wide open and the next thing you know there it is with all six screws on the top and bottom hinges that went into
the door jamb torn out and the door threatening to fall down on top of me.
 Quoting: Judethz


Sorry to hear about the trouble you're having at the trailer park, Judith.


Also, fuck off you dimwit cunt.





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