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TPTW Plan for Population Control

 
Pride of Pompeii
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07/19/2015 09:53 PM
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TPTW Plan for Population Control
As I understand it they want to replace Birth Certificates with Corporation Soles.

Then basically, everyone has to occupy an office. Let's say they create 5 billion offices. Then that's it. Everyone has to have an office, or they get thrown into the wilderness.

So, like 100 years from now someone will be born into the Beyonce Office, or the Vinny Testaverde Office, of the Stephen Hawking Office. Everyone has to have an office to have a chance to survive.

On the bright side, you might get all of Beyonce's assets, just by winning the office lottery at birth. On the downside, if you are born when the population is over 5 billion, you might die of exposure before an office opens up for you to occupy.

This is not my idea. A little birdie told me.

Last Edited by Jupiter_ on 07/19/2015 09:56 PM
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Re: TPTW Plan for Population Control
Correction: 500 million offices

...had an extra zero before.

The numbers go from 1 to 500,000,000; without a number you don't have access to the credits database. No ticket no laundry.
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