I'll tell you how you know soccer is a shitty game...

You watch an entire game without keeping track of the score... then at the end, try and determine who the best team is purely by the play you saw on the field.

In a soccer, game both teams look equally shitty or good no matter how mismatched. One team just freaks a ball into the net one time more than the other.

Shitty basketball is about the same.