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It is this: [link to lh3.googleusercontent.com (secure)]

It is delivered direct from God.

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It is this: [link to lh3.googleusercontent.com (secure)]

It is delivered direct from God.
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Can you ask God to send a clearer message?
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It is this: [link to lh3.googleusercontent.com (secure)]

It is delivered direct from God.
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Kal Dani!!! Wow I remember reading your site around 2010-12!! I forgot what your site was called and was thinking about that prince William website the other day!! Can't believe you are a glper ;)
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It is this: [link to lh3.googleusercontent.com (secure)]

It is delivered direct from God.
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Can you ask God to send a clearer message?
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Actually that's my remit. the transmition was just like, "here it is". But it's fantastic really, I've been waiting for God to tell me when since the past four years. Sorry I shall brush the message up today for that would seem rather apt being the day I got the get go to start things.

Anyway, if your interested it went like this: I'd just surfaced from 8 days of bedridden vomit covered angst with a belly of fire and an 8 days fast, dislodged the two bin bags absolutely full of liquid vomit and spring cleaned the flat what this past 7 hours and had just switched my phone back on which had needed charging and what hey it said change time and date, hmmm ok so I did and bing there was the time on the screen and of course the date.

So I wouldn't ever as a numerologist be an arsehole and go hey let's check the numbers. So I did. And that was it said. Simply I inputed how many days old I was today and that was the number given which I inputed into the database and message I show you but the message is to the world and all of you also and in particular to Israel...

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It is this: [link to lh3.googleusercontent.com (secure)]

It is delivered direct from God.
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Can you ask God to send a clearer message?
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Actually that's my remit. the transmition was just like, "here it is". But it's fantastic really, I've been waiting for God to tell me when since the past four years. Sorry I shall brush the message up today for that would seem rather apt being the day I got the get go to start things.

Anyway, if your interested it went like this: I'd just surfaced from 8 days of bedridden vomit covered angst with a belly of fire and an 8 days fast, dislodged the two bin bags absolutely full of liquid vomit what this past 7 hours and had just switched my phone back on which had needed charging and what hey it said change time and date, hmmm ok so I did and bing there was the time on the screen and of course the date.

So I wouldn't ever as a numerologist be an arsehole and go hey let's check the numbers. So I did. And that was it said. Simply I inputed how many days old I was today and that was the number given which I inputed into the database and message I show you but the message is to the world and all of you also and in particular to Israel...
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Dude take it easy! You gotta eat, 8 day fast is harmful!
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It is this: [link to lh3.googleusercontent.com (secure)]

It is delivered direct from God.
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Can you ask God to send a clearer message?
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Anyways I'm delighted to be your messiah it's been quite a while!
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Voices talking to a person = Schizophrenia ,Mental health issues?

God talking to you = Its a miracle
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It is this: [link to lh3.googleusercontent.com (secure)]

It is delivered direct from God.
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Can you ask God to send a clearer message?
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Actually that's my remit. the transmition was just like, "here it is". But it's fantastic really, I've been waiting for God to tell me when since the past four years. Sorry I shall brush the message up today for that would seem rather apt being the day I got the get go to start things.

Anyway, if your interested it went like this: I'd just surfaced from 8 days of bedridden vomit covered angst with a belly of fire and an 8 days fast, dislodged the two bin bags absolutely full of liquid vomit what this past 7 hours and had just switched my phone back on which had needed charging and what hey it said change time and date, hmmm ok so I did and bing there was the time on the screen and of course the date.

So I wouldn't ever as a numerologist be an arsehole and go hey let's check the numbers. So I did. And that was it said. Simply I inputed how many days old I was today and that was the number given which I inputed into the database and message I show you but the message is to the world and all of you also and in particular to Israel...
 Quoting: Kal Dani


Dude take it easy! You gotta eat, 8 day fast is harmful!
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And I haven't slept on top of mega load before sleep deprivation. Last time was In fact since I surfaced which was 48 hours ago.

Oh yes I started eating as soon as I surfaced so I'm past that stage. Thanks very much.
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Voices talking to a person = Schizophrenia ,Mental health issues?

God talking to you = Its a miracle
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No it wasn't a voice. It was like a feather brushing as an analogy.

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It is this: [link to lh3.googleusercontent.com (secure)]

It is delivered direct from God.
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Kal Dani!!! Wow I remember reading your site around 2010-12!! I forgot what your site was called and was thinking about that prince William website the other day!! Can't believe you are a glper ;)
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Oh yes I've been kinda hooked coming here since I was given the goods to deliver to prove to you that I am who I say I am.
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It is this: [link to lh3.googleusercontent.com (secure)]

It is delivered direct from God.
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Kal Dani!!! Wow I remember reading your site around 2010-12!! I forgot what your site was called and was thinking about that prince William website the other day!! Can't believe you are a glper ;)
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Oh yes I've been kinda hooked coming here since I was given the goods to deliver to prove to you that I am who I say I am.
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I believe you're onto something...is that what defines who you are? The nexposer of William?
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So why did you mix scripture verses?
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So why did you mix scripture verses?
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Meth is bad for your health. Seek help.

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Voices talking to a person = Schizophrenia ,Mental health issues?

God talking to you = Its a miracle
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He talked to GWB too.
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It is this: [link to lh3.googleusercontent.com (secure)]

It is delivered direct from God.
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Kal Dani!!! Wow I remember reading your site around 2010-12!! I forgot what your site was called and was thinking about that prince William website the other day!! Can't believe you are a glper ;)
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Oh yes I've been kinda hooked coming here since I was given the goods to deliver to prove to you that I am who I say I am.
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I believe you're onto something...is that what defines who you are? The nexposer of William?
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Well there is of course really no way that one person would find all Williams numbers and no way that William would have those numbers but someone did and William does.

Or rather William doesn't or does he? but hey it's all in the eyes of the beholder.

That's a glitch in the matrix that someone spotted.

But also there is the stone of destiny article which is another magical glitch. I have maybe a few dozen at most readers interested in that but I know that they see some strange stuff they just don't have the power to believe it because we have all become brittle with lack of hope. They just wait for some state or media sanctioned panel of experts, people with PhDs to analyse it as a team with different fields of expertise and cross reference and come to they're best educated guess as to whether it constitutes proof. They will do.
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It is this: [link to lh3.googleusercontent.com (secure)]

It is delivered direct from God.
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i am sure that an all-knowing, all-powerful super-being could find a way of letting the whole world know the message. That way he would know the message was delivered accurately, with perfect clarity, and without mis-comprehension.

after all, why would he give this "very important message" to one person who then decides to write it on a forum which is only seen by a relatively few people?
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It is this: [link to lh3.googleusercontent.com (secure)]

It is delivered direct from God.
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Can you ask God to send a clearer message?
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Anyways I'm delighted to be your messiah it's been quite a while!
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"Your messiah?" Are you another one that thinks you are Jesus?
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It is this: [link to lh3.googleusercontent.com (secure)]

It is delivered direct from God.
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What does it mean to you?
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So why did you mix scripture verses?
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I didn't. That website that I input my numbers into does, the reason being that the number of days old I was today registers three (I didn't mean to use the bottom one) registers for that number, being verse x, x from the end of the Old Testament and x from the end of the New Testament verse wise.

I never take things concretely and don't live my life by numbers apart from the local buses I should add. And neither would I have quoted them to you had they not all been apt and because God said "here it is". The quotes are apparent immediately to me that God is telling me start it up. I've never been spoken to by God before and I am supremely thankful his voice to me is as a feather.

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God's People will Be Preserved
1And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree. 2And I saw another angel ascending from the east, having the seal of the living God: and he cried with a loud voice to the four angels, to whom it was given to hurt the earth and the sea, 3Saying, Hurt not the earth, neither the sea, nor the trees, till we have sealed the servants of our God in their foreheads.

144,000 Sealed
4And I heard the number of them which were sealed: and there were sealed an hundred and forty and four thousand of all the tribes of the children of Israel.

5Of the tribe of Juda were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Reuben were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Gad were sealed twelve thousand. 6Of the tribe of Aser were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Nepthalim were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Manasses were sealed twelve thousand. 7Of the tribe of Simeon were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Levi were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Issachar were sealed twelve thousand. 8Of the tribe of Zabulon were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Joseph were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Benjamin were sealed twelve thousand.

Praise from the Great Multitude
9After this I beheld, and, lo, a great multitude, which no man could number, of all nations, and kindreds, and people, and tongues, stood before the throne, and before the Lamb, clothed with white robes, and palms in their hands; 10And cried with a loud voice, saying, Salvation to our God which sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb. 11And all the angels stood round about the throne, and about the elders and the four beasts, and fell before the throne on their faces, and worshipped God, 12Saying, Amen: Blessing, and glory, and wisdom, and thanksgiving, and honour, and power, and might, be unto our God for ever and ever. Amen.

13And one of the elders answered, saying unto me, What are these which are arrayed in white robes? and whence came they? 14And I said unto him, Sir, thou knowest. And he said to me, These are they which came out of great tribulation, and have washed their robes, and made them white in the blood of the Lamb. 15Therefore are they before the throne of God, and serve him day and night in his temple: and he that sitteth on the throne shall dwell among them. 16They shall hunger no more, neither thirst any more; neither shall the sun light on them, nor any heat. 17For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.

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It is this: [link to lh3.googleusercontent.com (secure)]

It is delivered direct from God.
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Can you ask God to send a clearer message?
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Anyways I'm delighted to be your messiah it's been quite a while!
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"Your messiah?" Are you another one that thinks you are Jesus?
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Only if you choose to accept me many will reject me. I'm the one who knows he's "Jesus".
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Meth is bad for your health. Seek help.

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Haven't had any speed in many years. Thankfully we do not have the dreadful meth here in UK.
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I'm kinda busy right now could you ask him to call later?

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It is this: [link to lh3.googleusercontent.com (secure)]

It is delivered direct from God.
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What does it mean to you?
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It's quite a relief! I've been scratching my head wondering what to do for the past four years and wondering if God was ever going to talk direct to me, I wasn't sure how to proceed. I worried that perhaps I was supposed to just carry on with the plan but I'm glad I waited.

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I'm kinda busy right mow could you ask him to call later?
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Oh you can get back to me anytime, we've met now so you know where to find me.
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I am now starting to think bath salts jumped the pond.
Well that seems spreadisheetsy to me and I am special so please explain in stupid so I can understand.
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God's People will Be Preserved
1And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree. 2And I saw another angel ascending from the east, having the seal of the living God: and he cried with a loud voice to the four angels, to whom it was given to hurt the earth and the sea, 3Saying, Hurt not the earth, neither the sea, nor the trees, till we have sealed the servants of our God in their foreheads.

144,000 Sealed
4And I heard the number of them which were sealed: and there were sealed an hundred and forty and four thousand of all the tribes of the children of Israel.

5Of the tribe of Juda were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Reuben were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Gad were sealed twelve thousand. 6Of the tribe of Aser were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Nepthalim were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Manasses were sealed twelve thousand. 7Of the tribe of Simeon were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Levi were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Issachar were sealed twelve thousand. 8Of the tribe of Zabulon were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Joseph were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Benjamin were sealed twelve thousand.

Praise from the Great Multitude
9After this I beheld, and, lo, a great multitude, which no man could number, of all nations, and kindreds, and people, and tongues, stood before the throne, and before the Lamb, clothed with white robes, and palms in their hands; 10And cried with a loud voice, saying, Salvation to our God which sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb. 11And all the angels stood round about the throne, and about the elders and the four beasts, and fell before the throne on their faces, and worshipped God, 12Saying, Amen: Blessing, and glory, and wisdom, and thanksgiving, and honour, and power, and might, be unto our God for ever and ever. Amen.

13And one of the elders answered, saying unto me, What are these which are arrayed in white robes? and whence came they? 14And I said unto him, Sir, thou knowest. And he said to me, These are they which came out of great tribulation, and have washed their robes, and made them white in the blood of the Lamb. 15Therefore are they before the throne of God, and serve him day and night in his temple: and he that sitteth on the throne shall dwell among them. 16They shall hunger no more, neither thirst any more; neither shall the sun light on them, nor any heat. 17For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.

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Really. Please do not litter my thread with mindless drivel.
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Can you ask God to send a clearer message?
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Anyways I'm delighted to be your messiah it's been quite a while!
 Quoting: Kal Dani


"Your messiah?" Are you another one that thinks you are Jesus?
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Only if you choose to accept me many will reject me. I'm the one who knows he's "Jesus".
 Quoting: Kal Dani


Just because you found out the insane numerology behind William doesn't mean you are his opposite(if he is indeed the antichrist) Are you sinless?? I believe you wrote you did speed in the past.... how can the Son Of God do meth???

Dude please take it easy!

I think all this has traumatized you... you need to let go
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I'm kinda busy right mow could you ask him to call later?
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I don't know what's more disgusting, you or the fact your 'karma' is green..
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I am now starting to think bath salts jumped the pond.
Well that seems spreadisheetsy to me and I am special so please explain in stupid so I can understand.
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Please don't insult my intelligence.





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