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Breaking!! MSG to the governments and leaders of planet earth from GOD

 
Kal Dani
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Breaking!! MSG to the governments and leaders of planet earth from GOD
This is a breaking message to this worlds leaders and governments and to George bushes and co and the house of Windsor and to all of the peoples of this world and all the creatures also.

God my father has decreed that the end days have now started and that your souls are all in mortal peril! Things are about to start getting, well, toasty! And all these bloody germs that you have here, disgusting but don't worry there's the perfect solution around the corner.

Anyways yes take heed and very well I assure you! For you souls are about to suffer torture and eternal damnation and believe me God my father is very good indeed at doing that believe you me! Oh yes you know don't you lol it cracks me up I know as we speak he looking in consternation down at me on lovely planet earth shaking his head lol.
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Nevertheless take head because I am now his representative on this world (any enquiries don't hesitate to contact me).

Because he is cooking up some very sound tortures and punishments as we speak lol.

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STFU fake god.
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Why does God need a web site thread?
Perspective is everything.

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Re: Breaking!! MSG to the governments and leaders of planet earth from GOD
Why does God need a web site thread?
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Because he works in mysterious ways actually he is the most intelligent man in the heavens which is why he tends to the machinery lol and dishes out punishments. and there are now over 7 billion of you all on this little hot headed planet at this one moment lol. You should have seen it a few thousand years ago and at the very dawn of time now that was impressive.

Or back in Eden I was there that was something to behold. Now I'm in Edinburgh capital of Scotland.

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Why does God need a web site thread?
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Because he works in mysterious ways actually he is the most intelligent man in the heavens which is why he tends to the machinery lol and dishes out punishments. and there are now over 7 billion of you all on this little hot headed planet at this one moment lol. You should have seen it a few thousand years ago and at the very dawn of time now that was impressive.
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Fucking Whack job..Go get your medication.
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Why does God need a web site thread?
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Because he works in mysterious ways actually he is the most intelligent man in the heavens which is why he tends to the machinery lol and dishes out punishments. and there are now over 7 billion of you all on this little hot headed planet at this one moment lol. You should have seen it a few thousand years ago and at the very dawn of time now that was impressive.
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Fucking Whack job..Go get your medication.
 Quoting: ~sIcKaNdTwIsTeD~


You know I read this thread a few times over the evening or so and every time I passed your post I got this annoying sensation of a fly. And no wonder I mean look at the state of your post it's disgusting. You are a disgusting little person you piece of excrement of a mortal being that you are. Watch out my father at this moment is preparing your punishment which if I know him well and I do it's not going to be nice. Lol he has more than a zillion methods. aparently the punishments are a vital part of the process, he is very proud of his abilities in this arena.

He is an engineer you see. You should be thankful lol. Engineers are a certain type of disposition most usually not bad.

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Why does God need a web site thread?
 Quoting: NervousAndJerky


Because he works in mysterious ways actually he is the most intelligent man in the heavens which is why he tends to the machinery lol and dishes out punishments. and there are now over 7 billion of you all on this little hot headed planet at this one moment lol. You should have seen it a few thousand years ago and at the very dawn of time now that was impressive.
 Quoting: Kal Dani


Fucking Whack job..Go get your medication.
 Quoting: ~sIcKaNdTwIsTeD~


You know I read this thread a few times over the evening or so and every time I passed your post I got this annoying sensation of a fly. And no wonder I mean look at the state of your post it's disgusting. You are a disgusting little person you piece of excrement of a mortal being that you are. Watch out my father at this moment is preparing your punishment which if I know him well and I do it's not going to be nice. Lol he has more than a zillion methods. See I know he is in heaven amongst the devices smiling at me because I just complimented his various arsenal of torture techniques. Apartnly the punishments are a vital part of the process,mood is very proud of his abilities in this arena.
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Hahaha..and look what you posted..That would make you my turd right...lol
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Because he works in mysterious ways actually he is the most intelligent man in the heavens which is why he tends to the machinery lol and dishes out punishments. and there are now over 7 billion of you all on this little hot headed planet at this one moment lol. You should have seen it a few thousand years ago and at the very dawn of time now that was impressive.
 Quoting: Kal Dani


Fucking Whack job..Go get your medication.
 Quoting: ~sIcKaNdTwIsTeD~


You know I read this thread a few times over the evening or so and every time I passed your post I got this annoying sensation of a fly. And no wonder I mean look at the state of your post it's disgusting. You are a disgusting little person you piece of excrement of a mortal being that you are. Watch out my father at this moment is preparing your punishment which if I know him well and I do it's not going to be nice. Lol he has more than a zillion methods. See I know he is in heaven amongst the devices smiling at me because I just complimented his various arsenal of torture techniques. Apartnly the punishments are a vital part of the process,mood is very proud of his abilities in this arena.
 Quoting: Kal Dani

Hahaha..and look what you posted..That would make you my turd right...lol
 Quoting: ~sIcKaNdTwIsTeD~


Will you get of my thread like a good boy or not?
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You teeter on blasphemy my friend. Careful now.

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Seriously OP, do you realize that claiming to be Jesus Christ is either a form of serious mental illness or even demon possession?

You need professional help. Posting here, claiming to be Jesus only feeds your sickness. Go get help.
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Seriously OP, do you realize that claiming to be Jesus Christ is either a form of serious mental illness or even demon possession?

You need professional help. Posting here, claiming to be Jesus only feeds your sickness. Go get help.
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Thanks for your concern but it's needless I'm glad to say. For those of you do not believe this message over these next few decades. My warning is simply as was the prophet jonahs which is for all you foolish mortals to now stop your stupid ways and to be very careful.

My dads wrath is coming for the reason being that you still have not gotten your acts together and it's now been 2000 years since he last visited (prior of course to his last stay just. 20 years ago and believe me for the duration of his hard 50 years life he would definitely not liked what he saw.

I was just a foolish 26 year old idiot when j last saw him, I had no respect for him whatsoever and that despite the fact that he was the best looking man I have seen and I doubt it's just me who would say that. Also he was very fair to a fault, I thought he was a goody two shoes.

He had the best job I can think off, he was an aircraft engineer trained in 1960s UK at the aerodrome at Scone (pronounced schoon), he was trained on a bursary provided by Saddam Husseins government, a very bright young Iraqi Assyrian Christian from a very wealthy familly who's fortunes were on the wane (they opened Baghdads best hotel, the sinbad hotel) with an amazing resteraunt, they were good hosts.

Yet here was a young man looking for an honest job in order to raise his familly. So the government a good honest one, yes baath under saddam who is now in the heavens of the firmament paid for him to get his vocation.

So he met my mother a good honest woman from a poor Irish immigrant familly who had just moved earlier from Kilbirnie right on the very west coast of Scotland. They met at the dances in 1960 fell in love and got married. And had me and my sisters.

So on a cold December afternoon in Scotland I was born.

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I shall knot together my two current running threads so anybody posting can hop easier.

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Thread: A Very Important Message has been Delivered to me 3 hours ago to give to Humanity (Page 3)

This thread is 2
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Ok you lost me at God had an " Airframe power plant " license!
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Ok you lost me at God had an " Airframe power plant " license!
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What? Must be the bloody iPads pesky text analysis. Drat let me go back and amend it.

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Ok you lost me at God had an " Airframe power plant " license!
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What? Must be the bloody iPads pesky as fuck text analysis. Drat let me go back and amend it.
 Quoting: Kal Dani


Could you please refer to the text using verbatim please so that I may locate the offending article.

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Umm, to be an Aircraft engineer you need an Airframe Power Plant license. Keep up Jesus, and lay off the sauce.
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Umm, to be an Aircraft engineer you need an Airframe Power Plant license. Keep up Jesus, and lay off the sauce.
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Oh I see I didn't know what it was called. Yes he was a fully qualified aircraft chief engineer on several different types of British and European aircraft all now retired. Some of the nicest which were my favourite when I was a child, the BAC 111 passenger jetliner triple jetted at the back in fact all of his were triple jetted at he back they were medium large say 90 to 180 passengers, the British trident 3 my favourite and his favourite the Fokker f28.

He was chief engineer of the Scotland part of britains third largest airline Air UK (an heir in the UK and also who spotted his marvellous work just there? Know he that prince William just recently started work? His new job is helicopter pilot for the air ambulance service, nice man that he is! It's called East Anglia air services. Now my father worked for Air Anglia which then became Air UK. ,after all he is indeed the great architect!) and before he died was disappointed to have to knock back a post to Norwich at the headquarters to oversee the entire engineer staff of that airline.

He did used to always say that if had stayed on at Iraqi airways he would have become in charge of it.

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Umm, to be an Aircraft engineer you need an Airframe Power Plant license. Keep up Jesus, and lay off the sauce.
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Thanks I just take a wee smoke now.
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Ok you lost me at God had an " Airframe power plant " license!
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Ah I get you now my man. Ok yes bizarre isn't it? That God has to come live on earth every so often to check out how his people are and his world and all the creatures therein and he wants to go away feeling happy because he is a very very busy man not the least as he loves you all so much I know that from back home in the heavens, personally I don't have a lot of time for you all which was probably why I murdered him or thought I did. I'll remember but for the past 23 years of my life I've laboured under this knowledge I murdered my father my poor very own father who every since I was a child my resentment towards him increased because of his stubbornness and the fact he used to beat seven shades of shit out of me on a very regular basis.

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I haven't slept now for 4.5 days that's 110 hours and just woke out of an 7 day gastric flu. Oh I lie I did have two hours. The seven day stomach torture was vile, it was hell. It was meant to happen however for some reason a lot of shit on your planet happens through vile bacteria and pathogens it's really very gross feel for yas.

But apparently that was fathers method of getting me to sharpen up lad, work to do call from heaven. Pleasant communication system eh?

Since my metamorphosis yesterday from mere man to god I've developed a very instant epiphany and now battle bacteria like Mr muscle.

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Cheers me hearties!
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Anybody who is curious please take a look at my website article on the antichrist of this world contained in the link in my syg
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Come aboard! Read the article contained in the syg link in blue at the bottom of this post!
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What's a leprechaun? I am a leprechaun. I'll tell yas!
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I would like to punch god in the dick.

and if he is my god, he will understand.

Thanks for the laugh op.

o7
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I'll even prove it!
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I would like to punch god in the dick.

and if he is my god, he will understand.

Thanks for the laugh op.

o7
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I understand totally what you say, Friend. I felt exactly the same way once in my life then I realized that I didn't actually hate God I hated religion.

However you just pissed me off. That wasn't clever, and only for the fact you are nothing but a fly. A fly in human form in the ointment. Had you posted your whine the day before yesterday I'd have thanked you for It but only for its bump value. Today as full fledged deity however I am annoyed as I don't need your pathetic bump I'll do that if I see fit.

Now remember who my daddy is and he will attend to you shortly no doubt about it whatsoever. He's good at punishing sinners. He deals with the karmic balances.

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That's why folks, the God of the Old Testament is such a wrathful God whom warned us all well to pay heed for he was the dude who would be punishing the offenders and why he hates being offended.

Now the karmic balances are a major part of the machinery holding the whole of creation together! He's very clever the man you call God.
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For heavens sake could someone not shit this pin?..

The doctors in da house!

I am now going to attend to every single one of you who visits this thread and minister and help you and will always be with you every and each one of you will receive a portion of my free personal kidney Zhing essence! I will allways be with you for the rest of your lives and will personally greet you at the gates of heaven no matter how and what circumstances of your future deaths! Each of you will be with me and I will aid and assist you here on as your own personal guardian angel!

I am the metraton, the arch angel Gabriel. Good luck on your personal paths and allways allways here on, please remember this this is very very important your entire being depends on this one, your taking my advice please believe me! You are to listen to my advice.

Here are your reprogramming instructions:

You shall not steal.

You shalt not murder.

You shall not lie.

You will allways from this moment endeavour as if your life depended on it to play by the rules of the game.

My dad extremely disliked sex out of wedlock now I am certain I can talk him out of the most severe of punishments he has lined up for you all as we speak as he prepares to roast your souls in hell! Lol I shouldn't laugh.

Please if you don't mind, all I ask of you is that you star rate this thread generously thankyou! And also for the one who pays glp it's bloody upgrade fee for my avatar gets a double potion of the messiahs very own personal qi. I would myself it's only a tenner or so but then they'd have my private info...

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That's why folks, the God of the Old Testament is such a wrathful God whom warned us all well to pay heed for he was the dude who would be punishing the offenders and why he hates being offended.

Now the karmic balances are a major part of the machinery holding the whole of creation together! He's very clever the man you call God.
 Quoting: Kal Dani


And that's why idiots like the one who posted repeat this modern mantra the meme there is no God and gods a dick. Now just imagine how my father likes to hear that kind of shit when he is in the firmament sttending to the machines that bring you all life and sustenance!

Idiots.





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