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Man calls police after his girlfriend let their cat eat his bacon!!

 
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Man calls police after his girlfriend let their cat eat his bacon!!
He didn’t have a cat in hell’s chance of getting cops to arrest his feline — for eating his bacon!
A man called West Yorkshire police in England to complain that his girlfriend and their cat had eaten his purrrfect food.
“Er, me girlfriend has let the cat eat my bacon,” the bacon lover told a dispatcher, according to the Yorkshire Evening Post.

[link to nypost.com]
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08/01/2015 09:42 AM
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Re: Man calls police after his girlfriend let their cat eat his bacon!!
Honestly... He had a legitimate reason to call, the dispatcher should have understood and said "Oh no, another loss of bacon, sir we will send you 4 reinforcement packages pronto!" .

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Re: Man calls police after his girlfriend let their cat eat his bacon!!
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Re: Man calls police after his girlfriend let their cat eat his bacon!!
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 Quoting: Hawk-02


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Re: Man calls police after his girlfriend let their cat eat his bacon!!
lol this reminds me of a story a few years ago in Memphis, TN when an old black man called 911 to report his neighbor stole a piece of his fried chicken.
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Re: Man calls police after his girlfriend let their cat eat his bacon!!
People certainly aren't getting any smarter, are they?
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Re: Man calls police after his girlfriend let their cat eat his bacon!!
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This calls for the Whaaaa mbulance Hawk-O2

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Re: Man calls police after his girlfriend let their cat eat his bacon!!
Clearly the conditioning is working. Another metrosexual pussy deferring to tptb for everything.

Please God let Darwinism sort these tw*ts. And soon.





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