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I am an Illuminati Handler. Ask me a question.

 
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Flock of Seagulls?
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I was just out of University when they were a 'thing'.
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09/02/2015 12:59 AM
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are you currently handling someone viewing this thread?
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09/02/2015 01:00 AM
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how do you know if your being handled or have been broken.
are they chosen or do they willfully submit?
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The type of MK utilized in my work is unmistakable. You absolutely know it. Another ministry does work with 'sleepers' but that's not my area of expertise.
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09/02/2015 01:01 AM
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are you currently handling someone viewing this thread?
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Unclear. I suppose she could be but I doubt it. She's likely tweeting.
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09/02/2015 01:01 AM
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Is Tupac alive?
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Tupac had to be harvested. Damage control. If it makes you feel better, I'm told he killed his handler.
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Harvested............. Come on elaborate there.
 Quoting: TwoInThePink


They needed his THUG energy to feed the rap game to be what it is today. To give some of Tupac to many.

EDIT: This thread is comedy gold.
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like they did with Robin Williams.
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Most definitely Arianna Grande
My penis extension can save my life. What can yours do?

One in the stink.
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09/02/2015 01:02 AM
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Ok, If it's not Dolly then,
How about Miley?
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Not Miley, but someone close to her.
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You sure it's not Dolly?tounge

That black girl that said some shit to Miley on the VMA's?
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Yes, I'm sure.
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what are sleepers?
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09/02/2015 01:03 AM
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Most definitely Arianna Grande
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There's only one N in Ariana.
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09/02/2015 01:04 AM
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what are sleepers?
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It's a term used for militarized MK Ultra subjects who are programmed to 'awaken' with certain triggers, usually one-shot sorts of assets, created for a single purpose.
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Most definitely Arianna Grande
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There's only one N in Ariana.
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NAILED IT! ARIANA GRANDE HUH!? DAMN SHE FINE.
My penis extension can save my life. What can yours do?

One in the stink.
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Flock of Seagulls?
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I was just out of University when they were a 'thing'.
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Well it's definitely not the Bay City Rollers or Linda Ronstadt then.


Alina Baraz?
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Most definitely Arianna Grande
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There's only one N in Ariana.
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NAILED IT! ARIANA GRANDE HUH!? DAMN SHE FINE.
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I suppose.
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Most definitely Arianna Grande
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There's only one N in Ariana.
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NAILED IT! ARIANA GRANDE HUH!? DAMN SHE FINE.
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I suppose.
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Alrighty then. Woo. Go me. So... Can I get her number?
My penis extension can save my life. What can yours do?

One in the stink.
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There's only one N in Ariana.
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NAILED IT! ARIANA GRANDE HUH!? DAMN SHE FINE.
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I suppose.
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Alrighty then. Woo. Go me. So... Can I get her number?
 Quoting: TwoInThePink


you can. Next time you see her, ask for it.
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09/02/2015 01:08 AM
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I was going to say Beyonce, but I don't think she's close to the skank.


I don't believe in the Illunimati anymore. They were once inlightened, ahead of their time, scientists and philosophers.

Do you believe in Wingmakers.com?
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NAILED IT! ARIANA GRANDE HUH!? DAMN SHE FINE.
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I suppose.
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Alrighty then. Woo. Go me. So... Can I get her number?
 Quoting: TwoInThePink


you can. Next time you see her, ask for it.
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Is that the girl that hates America and doughnuts?
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I was going to say Beyonce, but I don't think she's close to the skank.


I don't believe in the Illunimati anymore. They were once inlightened, ahead of their time, scientists and philosophers.

Do you believe in Wingmakers.com?
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I agree that the Illuminati is not the organization it is portrayed to be.

Still, given my revelation regarding what they are today and whom they consider there 'enemies', the right path should be fairly clear.
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I suppose.
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Alrighty then. Woo. Go me. So... Can I get her number?
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you can. Next time you see her, ask for it.
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Is that the girl that hates America and doughnuts?
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Correct.
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Alrighty then. Woo. Go me. So... Can I get her number?
 Quoting: TwoInThePink


you can. Next time you see her, ask for it.
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Is that the girl that hates America and doughnuts?
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Correct.
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You should have stuck with Dolly Parton. She seems so much nicer.

Why are you handeling her to hate America and doughnuts?
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you can. Next time you see her, ask for it.
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Is that the girl that hates America and doughnuts?
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Correct.
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You should have stuck with Dolly Parton. She seems so much nicer.

Why are you handeling her to hate America and doughnuts?
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Actually that's not me. That's Ari, one of her alters. She's awfully 'boy-crazy' and will do anything to impress no matter how childish. Ricky was't supposed to evoke Ari but I suppose boys will be boys.
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Did you have training?
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Well what do you do?
or
What does an illuminati handler do?

Is the pay good, and are they hiring?
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09/02/2015 01:18 AM
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Did you have training?
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I do. Without going too deeply into it, I began in the Navy and moved on to study on my own. many in my line of work must have a 'last name' that serves as a membership card. I had to work my way up.
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are there people who are not celebrities being handled.

Someone told me that they were breaking me into pieces just because they could. It was a weird experience.

were you in the navy?
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Are you familiar with the African herbs used by occultist to "time travel"?
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Did you have training?
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I do. Without going too deeply into it, I began in the Navy and moved on to study on my own. many in my line of work must have a 'last name' that serves as a membership card. I had to work my way up.
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Who handles the politicians?
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Well what do you do?
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What does an illuminati handler do?

Is the pay good, and are they hiring?
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before the Entertainment Ministry, I worked with various american football teams. The process is quite different than that of the personal, handler to client one used in Entertainment. Sports is generally the novice level of becoming a handler.

As for hiring, well you have to be found, not find. There's no online application. And the pay is very, very fair.
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09/02/2015 01:22 AM
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Good day. I am a handler for the Illuminati and I am partly responsible for the 'shattering' of actors and musicians. I began my career as a handler in the athletics ministry, specifically American Football.

I come to you anonymously because I see a very real interest in what we do and your research into it, some of which, is impressive and not far off the mark. You see, I have been a lurker on this site for a long, long time and I suppose I feel a sort of kinship with many of you, though I think rather most of you would consider me a 'bad guy'.

Since being promoted to the entertainment ministry of our organization, I have done fairly well. I was placed in charge of one rather prominent young woman who is rising in the world of pop music. I won't give her name, but I will give clues as to whom she might be. Why? Because it entertains me to do so. To see if you can figure out who she might be.

Your first and only clue will be that her name was nearly Sophia until a different name was chosen. Anything else will have to be gleaned from your questions.

I could go on, but I think it'd be more fun to simply begin to answer your questions so.... fire away.
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Ariana Grande
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are there people who are not celebrities being handled.

Someone told me that they were breaking me into pieces just because they could. It was a weird experience.

were you in the navy?
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I was in the Navy, yes. it's certainly possible that someone made you their 'pet project'. We live in the real world too and sometimes we just don't like someone or perhaps we do like them and want to apply our sort of help. Regardless, it isn't something that we can just do to you. You have to be willing. You'd be surprised though, how many people are willing subjects without even realizing it.





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