Serious question. Can you get sick from giving a woman oral sex?

Maybe she gave herself a vinegar douche right before you went down on her...

Your aviator cracks me up....Hahaaaa....

yea watch out for michael douglas disease got 2 be careful war of roses thats how u get at 1:54 in video thats poo poo what u get

I hope so!

Are you stupid? There are all kinds of infections and diseases you can get from oral sex.

Luckily, chances are good you're probably fine. Take some colloidal silver and stop eating pussy for a few days.

I ate pussy all night long awhile back & then about a day later I couldnt swallow

thinking it was just a sore throat I waited a couple days to see if it would go away .... but it got worse , couldn't swallow , extreme throat pain & now I cant turn my head sideways or up or & down without serious pain ... so I head into the hospital emergencyroom

they ask me whats wrong , I say sore throat about 3 or 4 days (I didnt tell them I was eating pussy all night long the night before it started hurting)

doctor looks at me & gives me 10 days antibiotics for a throat infection & he tells me have a good evening.

on day 3 of taking the doctors prescribed pills now I cant breath - I cant talk - I cant do anything - I feel like im dying ,, I never felt like this before in my life ... so I head back to the hospital ... and now I cant talk so im writing on paper & im in extreme pain & they can see it & they remembered me from 3 days earlier ,,, now they are hooking me up to a I.V. drip & they immediately get me into a hospital bed & the same doctor comes back & takes a throat swab & tells me that it was not an infection & to stop taking the antibiotics because they wont work for what I have,

he told me what I had is a "peritonsillar abscess"

and now I have to come into the hospital every 12 hours for a I.V. drip of different antibiotics for the next week until its gone.

my throat was swollen shut I they thought I was gonna die.

no word of a lie the doctor looked at me & asked .... were you doing cunnilingus with any females ... now im shocked cause I never told them at all about it ... I said yes why ?

he said its rare that people get a peritonsillar abscess by chance. 85% of the time its from eating pussy

I was better after the one week of I.V. drips


I still eat pussy too

it didnt scare me at all

I just thought it was weird because I never heard of it before

true story ...

:damnedbig:

I forgot to add ,, ^^^this story happened tome about 4 years ago^^^

i did give oral loving once to a woman and next day i woke up and i felt like i could not swallow and my throat burned
something fierce

i drank some booze and felt better

Yes.
You should have asked this question beforehand.

Op you're either a troll or a dingus... Asking a question like that on GLP.

Though there's admittedly less risk of STIs in oral sex than in vaginal or anal sex, the risk still exists.
You can get a bacterial infection of chlamydia, syphilis, or gonorrhea in your mouth and/or throat and – in some rarer occasions – can develop genital warts in the mouth.
Herpes is commonly passed between genitals and the mouth, and HIV can be passed through cuts in the mouth or small abrasions.

the peritonsillar abscess didnt freak me out when they told me it was from eating pussy because I had already eaten pussy thousands of times before & never got it before.
so I knew it was obviously just the new chick

after the peritonsillar abscess was gone I chowed down on her again & never got it again ,,

it must be just a freak thing when it happens. but it can happen ..
because it happened to me

Well Give yourself a throat vaginal douche !

Vinegar 5% mouth wash ...

& brush teeth with sodium bicarbonate to kill the Sperms & dick cheese smegma you may had licked in your mouth from the other guys from the feme vagina ! or maybe your own putrid week old dead sperm

Obviously there's a market for tongue condoms at this point, hmmmm......

stupid ass!!! she's got the beasties!!! go get an antibiotic steroid pack asshat!!!

Probably the Battery's in the dildo were leaking electrolyte!

...

And Wash well before eating is a nice rule!

Ive boned a questionable woman before but ate her pussy? Noooo

This. You have more of a chance getting sick from kissing, than with oral - unless she's some sort of prostitute. Go to the doc and get some antibiotics.

And don't get scared of throat cancer. lol. Unless you're a smoker. Cancer wouldn't just show up a few days later. And cancer is a mutation of your own cells, not contagious. Michael Douglas and those other morans are stupid to blame throat cancer on oral.

Why the fuck would you give a one night stand, oral? For all you know she may have been creampied a few hours earlier... and you lapped it up.

Wrap it and tap it.

Save the oral for your girl whom you know is clean and where she's been for the last few months.

Lol...if you are doing it right, with the right woman, she will not be able to walk for a half hour and you wont be able to talk for half that.

Moral of the story: Stay away from unknown vaginas.

good idea to wash your dick too.you give it to her in the rear then the front?sick fuck.at least do things in the proper order to avoid cross contamination

aint talking cheezits you fat canuck fuck

my sicilian coworker always says if it smells like provolone ,leave it alone.smells like fish its a dish

This thread is SUPER DOOMY!

Did he sit down on the side of your bed and ask you if you've ever seen a grown man naked?

what about hook worms?maybe that was just a puss filled loogy i just yakked up