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the mother of all fails! SEPTEMBER 23RD, 2015, a date which will live in thread-fallibility, henceforth to be known as GLP "Thread Fail Day"
PROCLAMATION:

WHEREAS, September 23rd, 2015, has now passed, and brought with it no events of particular significance whatsoever; and

WHEREAS, innumerable threads at GLP, as well as articles at related websites, plus innumerable youtube videos, threads, blog posts, etc, pointed to this date as being of mind-boggling or perhaps the ultimate significance; and

WHEREAS, such occurrences have the power to indescribably divert, distract, and derail many otherwise valuable threads, and distract from many topics of vital interest for world affairs; and

WHEREAS GLP remains one of the world's FOREMOST resources for promoting healthy interest in the nature of the world around us; and

WHEREAS, numerous issues of importance require the attention and awareness of the aforesaid GLP, including but not limited to numerous items of legislation, politics, extranormal phenomena, extra-terrestrial incursions, scientific discussions, and various other and related topics of import; and

WHEREAS the GLP assembly of tards, morans, shavers, etc, such as they are, remain one of humanity's vital resources in the march from ignorance to knowledge;

now THEREFORE, be it enacted, by the powers vested in me as OP of this thread, that September 23rd shall henceforth be known at GLP as THREADFAIL DAY, and that it shall be observed henceforth each year on that date; and the citizenry are enjoined to observe said date with suitable commemoration, including public addresses, discussions, collations, and perorations upon the power and the pitfalls attaching to dubious predictions of dates, to the detriment of those genuine issues of import which do require their attention.

In Witness WHEREOF, I do hereby set my signature upon this Proclamation, duly executed this date of the 23rd of September 2015, being of the independence of the United States of America the 240th year.

glp sign

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hf

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Re: the mother of all fails! SEPTEMBER 23RD, 2015, a date which will live in thread-fallibility, henceforth to be known as GLP "Thread Fail Day"
will compile various items here on this thread.
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Thread: The SKYCAMS in Texas ALL show something round MOVING THIS WAY!!!!
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Yo noob every day is a failed prediction day on GLP!
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Yo noob every day is a failed prediction day on GLP!
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I think you are overlooking the super mega breaking defcon 5 adult diapers gravity of the absurd here.
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Yo noob every day is a failed prediction day on GLP!
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I think you are overlooking the super mega breaking defcon 5 adult diapers gravity of the absurd here.
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Thread: Asteroid will hit the Salt Lake of Utah on September 23 2015 around 8pm Pacific Time
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Promoting a doom thread in a failed doom thread results in dooooooom for you....get a life already and give it up
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Re: the mother of all fails! SEPTEMBER 23RD, 2015, a date which will live in thread-fallibility, henceforth to be known as GLP "Thread Fail Day"
okay, this one refers to September 28th. to be fair, I guess, we still have to wait a while for some items.

Preppers are stockpiling food as dreaded September 28 ‘Blood Moon Apocalypse’ nears



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Re: the mother of all fails! SEPTEMBER 23RD, 2015, a date which will live in thread-fallibility, henceforth to be known as GLP "Thread Fail Day"
WHEREAS, Sept 23rd, 2015, has now passed, and brought with it no events of particular significance whatsoever; and

WHEREAS, innumerable threads at GLP, as well as articles at related websites, plus innumerable youtube videos, threads, blog posts, etc, pointed to this date as being of mind-boggling or perhaps the ultimate significance; and

WHEREAS, such occurrences have the power to indescribably divert, distract, and derail many otherwise valuable threads, and distract from many topics of vital interest for world affairs; and

WHEREAS GLPS remains one of the world's FOREMOST resources for citizens evincing an interest in the nature of the world arounds us; and

WHEREAS, numerous issues of importance require the attention and awareness of the aforesaid GLP, including but not limited to numerous items of legislation, politics, extranormal phenomena, extra-terrestrial incursions, scientific discussions, and various other and related topics of import; and

WHEREAS the GLP collection of tards, morans, shavers, etc, such as they are, remain one of humanity's vital resources in humanity eternal march from ignorance to knowledge;

now THEREFORE, be it enacted, by the powers vested in me as OP of this thread, that September 23rd shall henceforth be known at GLP as THREADFAIL DAY, and that it shall be observed henceforth each year on that date; and the citizenry are enjoined to observe said date with suitable commemoration, including discussions, collations and perorations upon the power and the pitfalls of attaching all to dubious predictions of dates, to the detriment of those issues of import which do require their attention.

In Witness WHEREOF, I do hereby set my signature upon the Proclamation, duly executed this date of the 23rd of September 2015, being of the independence of the United States the 250th year.

:great seal:

:glp sign:

hf

peace
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Let's be honest aren't all predictions on here failures...yes, yes they are
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WHEREAS, Sept 23rd, 2015, has now passed, and brought with it no events of particular significance whatsoever; and

WHEREAS, innumerable threads at GLP, as well as articles at related websites, plus innumerable youtube videos, threads, blog posts, etc, pointed to this date as being of mind-boggling or perhaps the ultimate significance; and

WHEREAS, such occurrences have the power to indescribably divert, distract, and derail many otherwise valuable threads, and distract from many topics of vital interest for world affairs; and

WHEREAS GLPS remains one of the world's FOREMOST resources for citizens evincing an interest in the nature of the world arounds us; and

WHEREAS, numerous issues of importance require the attention and awareness of the aforesaid GLP, including but not limited to numerous items of legislation, politics, extranormal phenomena, extra-terrestrial incursions, scientific discussions, and various other and related topics of import; and

WHEREAS the GLP collection of tards, morans, shavers, etc, such as they are, remain one of humanity's vital resources in humanity eternal march from ignorance to knowledge;

now THEREFORE, be it enacted, by the powers vested in me as OP of this thread, that September 23rd shall henceforth be known at GLP as THREADFAIL DAY, and that it shall be observed henceforth each year on that date; and the citizenry are enjoined to observe said date with suitable commemoration, including discussions, collations and perorations upon the power and the pitfalls of attaching all to dubious predictions of dates, to the detriment of those issues of import which do require their attention.

In Witness WHEREOF, I do hereby set my signature upon the Proclamation, duly executed this date of the 23rd of September 2015, being of the independence of the United States the 250th year.

great seal

glp sign

hf

peace
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Let's be honest aren't all predictions on here failures...yes, yes they are
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yup.that is why we need one annual date to commemorate all this.
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Goddamn all you self important religious pricks who thought you predicted a last day for mankind. Fuck you, your fuckin god and your fuckin bible. I spit on the lot of you.
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Looks good on all the rapturetards as well
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Re: the mother of all fails! SEPTEMBER 23RD, 2015, a date which will live in thread-fallibility, henceforth to be known as GLP "Thread Fail Day"
I predict that the "Mother of all Fails" will prove to be the royal "stone of destiny", Lia Fail.

[link to www.google.com (secure)]


If Lia Fail, at the Inauguration Mound on the Hill of Tara in County Meath, Ireland, is the true "stone of destiny" that served as the coronation stone for the High Kings of Ireland, then the Stone of Scone in Westminster Abbey is a FAKE stone of coronation. The title of every British king and queen ever coronated on the Stone of Scone is thus rendered null and void.


Even if the true, original "Stone of Scone" was legit, the alleged "stone of scone" used in the coronation of Queen Elizabeth II in 1953 is likely a forgery.

History records that a when a small group of radical Scottish nationalist students broke into Westminster Abbey on Christmas Eve and took the true Stone of Scone back to Scotland in 1950, the stone that the English authorities eventually recovered was a fake stone mason's reproduction!

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]



Therefore the true title of Britain's Queen (Toad) Elizabeth II shall henceforth be:

"The Ignoble Queen Mother of Lia Fail FAIL!"

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Whereas, We all party like its 1999!

Nice thread, OP
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thank you! thank you!! you are most gracious!!

thankyou2

thankyou

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Re: the mother of all fails! SEPTEMBER 23RD, 2015, a date which will live in thread-fallibility, henceforth to be known as GLP "Thread Fail Day"
I can't wait until that delusional mod reaches his "doom" date in November.

You know the one who says he got a prophecy 40 years ago and had all of these dates for some "gates" to open up?

When his November date comes and goes and the world still behaves the same way it always has with its ups and downs, he will probably default to the old prophet cop-out - "Well - it did happen in the spirit world."

As long as "it" happens in the spirit world and doesn't happen in the real world, that's just fine by me.

Can you imagine? 40 years of your life falling for this bullshit?

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This isn't shit. You realize how old this site is right?
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How can you pick just one day? This is doom thread fail nirvana.
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Goddamn all you self important religious pricks who thought you predicted a last day for mankind. Fuck you, your fuckin god and your fuckin bible. I spit on the lot of you.
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Scoffer

"and in the last days, there shall be assholes who scoff at you for prepping, don't listen to them and buy a travel berkey water fillter and get the second free!"
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This isn't shit. You realize how old this site is right?
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I'm sorry, this was bigger than 2012 because everyone knew 2012 was gonna be a bust.

This 9/23 bullshit had the elect fooled.

yes GLP, you are the elect.
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A pox on thy houses, Christers!!!!!

Where do I sign!
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thanks!
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All the doomiots are acting like they weren't spewing doom filth just yesterday.

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bump
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thanks!

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This thread is absolutely wrong. You will see what comes of the pope's visit to America. This is the official start of the global governance they've been preparing for for decades. The 23rd was their "capstone" day. You just wait, watch, and you will see.
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This thread is absolutely wrong. You will see what comes of the pope's visit to America. This is the official start of the global governance they've been preparing for for decades. The 23rd was their "capstone" day. You just wait, watch, and you will see.
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I sincerely welcome your valuable views and insight on these important issues. this is actually exactly what I meant. the real issues facing us are much too important.

we cannot afford to get distracted by so-called predictions, when issues like the one you mention above are genuinely in need of some attention and some reasoned discussion here. please do continue to share any thoughts that you may wish here. thanks!!

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