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This story is straight out of the movie “Tommy Boy” — but could it be real? It appears not.
Remember the scene when Chris Farley and David Spade were rolling around in the car with what they thought was a dead deer in the back seat and it woke up and attacked the two?
That same kind of event happened — but this time it was allegedly for real — in San Diego, Calif.

A man who needed to blow into a Breathalyzer to start his car was too drunk to do so, according to a report. What he did next is almost unbelievable. According to what appears to be a police report posted on Imgur, this guy somehow found a raccoon going through the garbage, captured it and then used the raccoon to blow into the Breathalyzer.


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What's with the big Illuminati pyramid in the image of the police report?
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What's with the big Illuminati pyramid in the image of the police report?
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Same thing I was wondering!
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Pinned for some humor amongst the doom.

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No he didn't. Read the whole article. It's a hoax
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Funny Story.
I didn't read the article so I don't know if they said it actually worked.
I own a auto repair shop and we get cars in from time to time with those things. Not only do you have to breath into the device you also have to hum afterwards. If this guy actually got it to work then I am impressed. Some of my mechanics can barely do it.
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He should have let the racoon drive him home instead.
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No he didn't. Read the whole article. It's a hoax
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This is a classic GLP story!
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This story is straight out of the movie “Tommy Boy” — but could it be real? It appears not.
Remember the scene when Chris Farley and David Spade were rolling around in the car with what they thought was a dead deer in the back seat and it woke up and attacked the two?
That same kind of event happened — but this time it was allegedly for real — in San Diego, Calif.

A man who needed to blow into a Breathalyzer to start his car was too drunk to do so, according to a report. What he did next is almost unbelievable. According to what appears to be a police report posted on Imgur, this guy somehow found a raccoon going through the garbage, captured it and then used the raccoon to blow into the Breathalyzer.


[link to detroit.cbslocal.com]
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OP--The link you posted says the story is a fake.
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OP--The link you posted says the story is a fake.
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Yeah he knows. Read the thread.
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OP--The link you posted says the story is a fake.
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Worst thing I heard all day.

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But with some fast thinking and a little web searching, I found this

Thread: Police: Drunk man blamed injuries on hippo attack

Not as good as this headline...

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The Raccoon passed out unconscious! LOL

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For the truly bottom of the barrel thinking look up Darwin Awards. They have a Honorable mention award for the greatest Racoon story of all time ( normally you have to die during a stupid stunt to get a Darwin but this guy was so creative they put him in )
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Google Darwin Awards Racoon Rocket. You will laf till you cry.
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What's with the all seeing eye inside of the triangle in that supposed police report?blink
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Way to go HAWK-O, always giving us the news we ca use

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I wonder if you inflate a balloon sober, if you can deflate it over the breathalyzer and it would work?





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