DOOM postdiction...it's going to happen yesterday!

Every damn day we fall deeper into this nightamare hell of deceit. At this point any 'doom' that would have once terrified me would now be considered hope; asteroid, Jesus, Yellowstone, nukes, whatever. All would be a sign that we could drop the pretense and get on with either fixing it, or destroying everything and rebuilding.

There is no more doom. It all happened yesterday. Same goes for tomorrow and any day from now until God starts smiting assholes. It came like a thief in the night. We can't get any less free even if they put us in FEMA camps. All that would mean is I get to quit working. You can't fuck our dollar or economy any more that would register in my bank account. You can't ruin the schools any worse, a couple more million satan worshipping dune c**ns ain't gonna make my trips to Walmart any less filled with burkas, we can't possibly produce less, get any dumber, be more manipulated or less Godly, you can't fuck healthcare more, you can't make my kids any less unsafe, you can't put any more languages on the ATM, you can't corrupt cops worse, you can't shove more gay shit up my ass, you can't make the news any more of a lie... I could go on for a fortnight but you get my point.

There's nothing left you can do to me to make my life suck more than it already does. Doom is now a beacon of light. A sign that God does still care. One last chance for mankind's redemption. So if my uncle calls with legit Intel, I'll be posting with "HOPE; Yellowstone is about to explode!" and there will be tears streaming down my face as I type it.

Tears of joy.