"But this is beginning to feel like the dog wants her bones..."

I just want my novelty dogecoin check from Fairfax County! Why can't you just pay me!? Either the CIA or the DOD, I'm not picky. Well I am picky when it comes to my choice of cryptocurrency, it has to be made out for all the dogecoin! Or better yet have the check be made out for all the tea in China and all the tau in shy NA. Because I'm gonna use it to buy out Yinny and Yangley altogether! We're just rebranding! We're called Arcane Affairs now and we police the world of magical crimes.

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Magic is magnetism! Don't you know the criminals could be magnetizing us right now making us fight?! }-{ Faces locked in fight! Or a buttersfly...



I like symbols because they're open to interpretation... Everyone knows stupid words and talky talk when you arrange the symbols properly but symbols by themselves can still be mysteries... {Pi} It's a man at a computer terminal losing his mind! Oh no I think it's this terminal! I am that man! No full spectral meltdown please I like my new computer I wanna keep it a while...