When I was young I dreamed of having the skeleton key. It was one of the coolest things for me as a child, to have a key that would open any door.
At first it did not come in my Christmas stocking and I was like wtf Santa, where my damn key.
Soon after I realised that locksmiths had the skeleton key so I wanted to become a locksmith. Having a short attention span I moved on quickly to wanting to become a firefighter and my dream of getting the skeleton key was over. Or it could have been over the time when I busted mum wrapping present for Christmas and she told me Santa was not real. I started to suspect by then that a lot of shit was bullshit and stopped trying to get to the end of a rainbow to find some fucking gold that was never really there... Shit I digress

Good thread Fancy
But you already know
Your in the fast lane
From LA to Tokyo