Ever Made Someone Puke From Smelling Your Fart?

No, but I made college buddy puke smelling in bathroom my earlier puke of fermented vodka ,garlic and pizza

No , but a slient one I had once woke up my dad from a deep cryogenic sleep

I bet you're ugly too! Feel sorry for your poor wife.

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I think it was her cooking that is the culprit!

Perfect place to talk about some stink. My car smelled like boiled eggs, old ones..hahaha..or like sulfer too, and BOGGED down.Anyone know what it is and how can I fix it?

Sounds like maybe to do with the emissions system, the EGR or catalytic converters.

I have something ugly brewing. If I let it loose you can pull the string

So thats what happens when I buy premium fuel?

string? dude..that sounds like a rope.

Back during the age of 35mm film canisters, you know, the little black ones. Well I was working at a Powersports Dealership (still am) and I had skunky beer farts that morning along with manuedo? So it was bad. Well I had placed the opening of the canister directly over my spincter hole and bottled one up.

I then took it over to the dick head who let me drink his skunky beer and whispered to him I had got some killer skunk weed for our hangovers, and he had to smell it immediately.

So while helping a customer at the parts counter he turned around and opened the canister and without any hesitation or holding back he proceeded to vacuum up every molecule of my skunky Coors and muenedo gas and once his full inhalation was complete he turned his head and projectile vomited 1 gallon of red muenedo. Turned slowly to his customer and told him he was feeling ill and had to go to the restroom.

He was pissed, but everybody else thought it was so funny he was kinda forced to deal with it.

Yeah, I was gonna share a story that involved fecal impaction but I don't think it can top this.

I used to always cup farts with my hand and toss them into unsuspecting faces, I didn't even know it was possible until I saw the movie "Orgasmo". Got my bro pretty good a few times, but no puke. He tried to get me back with one and accidentally squirted diarrhea into his hand. I laughed and puked at the same time.

Cup em, and let em loose. This guy I know would throw them in people mouths when he would capture one, walk up behind someone when they were talkin to someone else. lmfao.

Almost, at Walmart, as I was walking through the mini fridge aisle. I let go a silent one, then I walked into the next aisle over, looking at stuff. This guy walked into the aisle I was previously in, and gagged sooo awfully, I thought he was going to puke. I had to get away from there asap, as I could barely hold in my laughter. Still makes me laugh thinking about it.

Really, some random person, speed walks into an aisle, takes a deep breathe, and inhales concentrated genuine silent death, so unexpectedly. The thing that makes it so funny, was that it was all so unintentional.

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I hope she passes one on your face in the morn

Had a friend who had a 2 liter soda bottle with a little soda left, put it to his ass and farted in the bottle and quickly put the cap on. He the took the bottle to a friend and asked him to smell the soda because he thought something was wrong with it. He opens the cap for the guy, quickly stuck it to his nose and squeezed the bottle so that aerated shit went straight up this guys nose. Burned like shit. True story.