So if Jesus came back to earth and needed a boat to visit islands, what kind would it be?

he walks on water.
he doesn't need a boat.
Duh!!!!

Yeah but, I;m talking modern showmanship, for the man on the move!

hed go in which ever boat got him to were he wanted to go.
he dosnt care about the boat he cares were hes going.

C'mon man his dad has a Celestial Chariot, like father like son.

C&C

Yeah and when you're living in the spiritual fast lane ya gotta be fast.
"No more will your sun set, nor will your moon go on the wane; for Jehovah himself will become for you an indefinitely lasting light, and the days of your mourning will have come to completion. 21 And as for your people, all of them will be righteous; to time indefinite they will hold possession of the land, the sprout of my planting, the work of my hands, for [me] to be beautified. 22 The little one himself will become a thousand, and the small one a mighty nation. I myself, Jehovah, shall speed it up in its own time.” Isa60:20
Thus the twin Allison engines


Last Edited by DGN on 10/16/2015 07:45 PM

Yeah but if you were his dad would you get him a row boat or something with a little flash? The walking on water thing was a bit hit but........


Last Edited by DGN on 10/17/2015 06:49 PM

No cm no.... think BadWater Brandy's boat.

Jesus was a jeap Jew, he'd borrow someone else's boat.

Lol..cheap!

See this is what you could call the New Age Jesus? Same message just, new style of presentation.


Last Edited by DGN on 10/17/2015 07:17 PM

needs a catamaran

I will have to think about this one for a bit

You win everyone win
Jesus won

Jesus won

Women lost

Then he just materializes to wherever...no need for stupid human machines.

Yeah I know... I'm tracing my tracks but I think it's cool. (couldn't resist)

Last Edited by DGN on 10/17/2015 07:02 PM

Really now, wouldn't that be a bit much?

Your are lost my friend, repent time is short...

Galatians 6:7

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

ok got 1

"I solemnly charge you before God and Christ Jesus, who is destined to judge the living and the dead, and by his manifestation and his kingdom, 2 preach the word, be at it urgently in favorable season, in troublesome season, reprove, reprimand, exhort, with all long-suffering and [art of] teaching." 2Ti4
Open the box, take a peek outside, don't be scared. You might even develop color vision.

Last Edited by DGN on 10/17/2015 07:16 PM

He could have quite an aunterauge in that proclaiming God's invitation. Facebook, twitter, computer techs, TV camera, radio, maybe a Super Bowl half time gig. Forget appearing to hundreds, he'd be contacting thousands, flying into port after port.


Last Edited by DGN on 10/18/2015 06:25 PM