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President Obama Undergoes Asshole Surgery

Los Angeles, CA – Barack Obama has announced that he has undergone surgery to receive a larger asshole.

“I just felt like I had outgrown my old one,” the President told reporters. “It was holding me back. I have more antagonistic, disgusting Hollywood/DC arrogance inside me, but I just couldn’t express it properly. With my new expanded asshole, I will finally be able to do myself justice.”

The surgery, which took only an hour, is the first of its kind, although judging from the buzz on Capital and DC, will likely not be the last. Other assholes from Hilary Clinton to Susan Rice, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer & Major asshole Harry Reid have expressed interest in the procedure. Interestingly, as excited as DC gets about new surgeries, they have yet to rally behind another new procedure that promises to enlarge the brain.

“We kind of prefer not to know how the real world works,” an anonymous democrat confessed. “That allows us to spend our time championing pathetic causes and being progressive and unrealistic, while still feeling relevant.”

Obama's doctor was impressed by the simplicity of the surgery. “I think Obama was the perfect candidate for the procedure’s debut,” he said. “My work was made easy by the raw material already there.”
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You thought Obama was an asshole in the past?

LOL

Wait til you see him now
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Must be old news already?
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Did you write this?

Do I know you??
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Trump is fine- no hate/no fawning. Let him do his job.
intj, please bear with me
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Did you write this?

Do I know you??
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Why would you know me?

STFU
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I'm sure his has been used excessively, but isn't he already the perfect a--hole?
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Did you hear the latest news? The asshole's rejected him.
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ObungHole has erupted
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President Obama Undergoes Asshole Surgery

Los Angeles, CA – Barack Obama has announced that he has undergone surgery to receive a larger asshole.

“I just felt like I had outgrown my old one,” the President told reporters. “It was holding me back. I have more antagonistic, disgusting Hollywood/DC arrogance inside me, but I just couldn’t express it properly. With my new expanded asshole, I will finally be able to do myself justice.”

The surgery, which took only an hour, is the first of its kind, although judging from the buzz on Capital and DC, will likely not be the last. Other assholes from Hilary Clinton to Susan Rice, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer & Major asshole Harry Reid have expressed interest in the procedure. Interestingly, as excited as DC gets about new surgeries, they have yet to rally behind another new procedure that promises to enlarge the brain.

“We kind of prefer not to know how the real world works,” an anonymous democrat confessed. “That allows us to spend our time championing pathetic causes and being progressive and unrealistic, while still feeling relevant.”

Obama's doctor was impressed by the simplicity of the surgery. “I think Obama was the perfect candidate for the procedure’s debut,” he said. “My work was made easy by the raw material already there.”
 Quoting: Major Asshole 70645094


LMAO_
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that's the only kind of surgery he can have
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Did you write this?

Do I know you??
 Quoting: faint


Why would you know me?

STFU
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70645094


Because you write like someone I know. Who is excellent at satire.

Now you may take your compliment and STFU yourself.

But your response tells me you're not this person, they are not an asshole.

Last Edited by faint on 10/25/2015 10:16 AM
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I hope they gave him a much larger on because he is so full of it right now!
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I fucked this worthless goddamn Muslim in the ass til he barked like a dog

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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When your ass stinks, don't wash your whole ass, wash your asshole.
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LOL
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you gotta admit....this is funny
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I hope they gave him a much larger on because he is so full of it right now!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7417733


yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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That monstrous blimp that just broke loose in Maryland...did that come out from hiding from you know where?

Last Edited by Booger Cancer on 10/28/2015 07:46 PM
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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That monstrous blimp that just broke loose in Maryland...did that come out from hiding from you know where?
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Yea its an Obama turd
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Best of luck to him during the healing process. Bet the First Tranny can be real unforgiving.
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That monstrous blimp that just broke loose in Maryland...did that come out from hiding from you know where?
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Yea its an Obama turd
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Obama Birth 2
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Poor guy mlcheal packs a punch!resistotranny
A pissed off American veteran.
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Best of luck to him during the healing process. Bet the First Tranny can be real unforgiving.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Really?
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LOL
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This confirms obama as the antichrist because he survived this ass injury,coincidentally this is also the location of his brain.
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yes they removed his brain
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yes they removed his brain
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LOL
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Re: Obama has Asshole Surgery
President Obama Undergoes Asshole Surgery

Los Angeles, CA – Barack Obama has announced that he has undergone surgery to receive a larger asshole.

“I just felt like I had outgrown my old one,” the President told reporters. “It was holding me back. I have more antagonistic, disgusting Hollywood/DC arrogance inside me, but I just couldn’t express it properly. With my new expanded asshole, I will finally be able to do myself justice.”

The surgery, which took only an hour, is the first of its kind, although judging from the buzz on Capital and DC, will likely not be the last. Other assholes from Hilary Clinton to Susan Rice, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer & Major asshole Harry Reid have expressed interest in the procedure. Interestingly, as excited as DC gets about new surgeries, they have yet to rally behind another new procedure that promises to enlarge the brain.

“We kind of prefer not to know how the real world works,” an anonymous democrat confessed. “That allows us to spend our time championing pathetic causes and being progressive and unrealistic, while still feeling relevant.”

Obama's doctor was impressed by the simplicity of the surgery. “I think Obama was the perfect candidate for the procedure’s debut,” he said. “My work was made easy by the raw material already there.”
 Quoting: Major Asshole 70645094


Question OP? Is this to say that Barack Insane Obama's brain has been placed where his ass is, and vise versa?


spock
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President Obama Undergoes Asshole Surgery

Los Angeles, CA – Barack Obama has announced that he has undergone surgery to receive a larger asshole.

“I just felt like I had outgrown my old one,” the President told reporters. “It was holding me back. I have more antagonistic, disgusting Hollywood/DC arrogance inside me, but I just couldn’t express it properly. With my new expanded asshole, I will finally be able to do myself justice.”

The surgery, which took only an hour, is the first of its kind, although judging from the buzz on Capital and DC, will likely not be the last. Other assholes from Hilary Clinton to Susan Rice, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer & Major asshole Harry Reid have expressed interest in the procedure. Interestingly, as excited as DC gets about new surgeries, they have yet to rally behind another new procedure that promises to enlarge the brain.

“We kind of prefer not to know how the real world works,” an anonymous democrat confessed. “That allows us to spend our time championing pathetic causes and being progressive and unrealistic, while still feeling relevant.”

Obama's doctor was impressed by the simplicity of the surgery. “I think Obama was the perfect candidate for the procedure’s debut,” he said. “My work was made easy by the raw material already there.”
 Quoting: Major Asshole 70645094


Question OP? Is this to say that Barack Insane Obama's brain has been placed where his ass is, and vise versa?


spock
 Quoting: SunnySide 70234539


vice versa

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