Just Found out my partner and I are having a baby boy...need some good names

Farquar

Percival

Vladimir

Tarquin

Augustus

Belvedere

Gaylord

Barrabus

Roderick

Lostprobe:

1. I don't assume anything.
2. Marriage is not just a promise, it is a binding commitment to another Human Being to be together until death. I have been married for close to 10 years and can honestly say that I have never been happier and that I will never leave this woman.
3. No, in most cases it's a sign of immaturity or irresponsibility. I'm sure you have heard the statistics on the abortion rates and unwanted pregnancies.

Not trying to sound judgemental, just my take on things. as far as names go:

Garrett
Austin
Justin
Anthony

Jolyon or Toby

Rhodes

Xavier

Adriel

Do your kid a favor pal and give him a simple, normal name, like Mike, John, Tom and let him pick either Mick, Jack, Tee, or whatever if he wants to wack it up a bit. Give him a more bizzare middle name if you want to strange out on him and try and make it work as an initial deal with a normal forst name like TJ or JD or something. Try and realize it's going to be his name and although it might be fun for you picking it, he has to live with it. Only Multi-Millionaire stars should name their kids Dweezil or Burpee or some fucked up thing, they should have to, so those kids realize from the crib that fame and fortune has cost, but there's nothing sadder than a guy who's a banker or a puchasing agent who has to explain how his parents were "Creative" it's a great way to embarrass your kid on a daily basis for the rest of his life. God forbid he ends up in trades, he'll be ripped on like a dog everyday, and that boy named Sue tough guy crap is bullshit. How'd you like to be an Electrician named Gamma Ray Smith, might as well name him Punching Bag and cut to chase. If you want to play creative namer, buy a dog, give your kid a sane name and remember, it ain't about you on this one.

Be honest and call the kid "Bastard". Yep..Bastard...He'll get plenty of knick names like Dirty, Rotten, Filthy and Shitty to go with his name.

Ian

Colin

Courderoy

Branson

I'd bet good money all the flame throwers in this post are good "Christians".

I know, how about Highlander, then everyone could go around just saying HI to him> :)

Maximus.

Zeta

Looking at the names on this thread it's no wonder the world's in so much trouble.

Congratulations! How about one of these names...

Dakota
Brandon
Brendon
Cody
Nathan
Christian
Dustin
Colton
Tyler

How about:

Archibald Sylvester Cannibus the Third???

Yeah, the good christians that have no concept of the what "The twain shall be one" means and it has nothing to do with a marriage certificate.

Newsflash: when the Bible was written, they didn't have marriage certificates. The concept of marriage is simply stating before your friends, family and community that you are now devoted one to the other. The piece of paper is just that: a piece of paper.

Blake

ZACK

And Jose.

Michael. A classic.

How about;

Justin Lambada Springsteen

or;

Harrison Ford Mondeo Diesel

Hieronymous

I always liked the name "trainee"

That way when they get old enough to get their first job at McCarcass (or wherever), then the "trainee" nameplate they get initially will never have to be replaced!!

Just don't call him Billy-Joe Jim-Bob.

How about "Ooops".

her partner is a women lol an the baby is invetro test tube rofl

Well then, how about "Pyrex".

CYRUS
ORION
LUCAS
ALEXANDER

In these revolutionary days:

LOGAN

You should name your baby Big Baby Jesus.