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We missed the first Rapture. The Second Rapture will happen soon.

 
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We missed the first Rapture. The Second Rapture will happen soon.
there seems to be some confusion over the raptures. There are three Raptures. the one we missed was the first. the mid trib rapture is soon because Obama is the anti Christ and the seven years has already started. be ready for the mid trib rapture that happens after three and one half years of obamas seven years. if you miss Rapture number two there will be one more, the post trib rapture at the end of obamas seven years. then comes judgment so be ready for the Lambs wedding.
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Why is it so hard to people to understand that there is NO RAPTURE?!?
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Why is it so hard to people to understand that there is NO RAPTURE?!?
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you are confused. there are three Raptures, pre trib, mid trib, and post trib.
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Why is it so hard to people to understand that there is NO RAPTURE?!?
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you are confused. there are three Raptures, pre trib, mid trib, and post trib.
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No, there are none. Rapture is a false doctrine. A Jesuit concept, nothing more. I for one, believe that the rapture is the "great deception".
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Re: We missed the first Rapture. The Second Rapture will happen soon.
the church is raptured right before the wrath at the end of great trib

there is only one rapture

and nobody gets outta here before that. period.
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That's not what my cat thinks.
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Re: We missed the first Rapture. The Second Rapture will happen soon.
Why is it so hard to people to understand that there is NO RAPTURE?!?
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How come everyone missed the first one? I think we are here as long as we are here.
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the church is raptured right before the wrath at the end of great trib

there is only one rapture

and nobody gets outta here before that. period.
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no, you are rong. there are three raptures, that's why some get confused
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Why is it so hard to people to understand that there is NO RAPTURE?!?
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How come everyone missed the first one? I think we are here as long as we are here.
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I believed in Rapture for over twenty years, until last year...I fasted for 30 days, prayed like crazy- asking God for wisdom and knowledge. He revealed to me, at that time, that there is NO Rapture. Christ will return, but not til the end. After He revealed this to me, He led me to certain scriptures that comfort by saying He will take care of His own, during this difficult time.
Stop spreading these mistruths! When we are not magically whisked away, and the you-know-what really hits the fan (ww3?), many will lose their faith because they were not lifted up out of this mess! That's where people like I come in, I firmly believe...
people like myself will be here to comfort those who are very disappointed and give up the whole concept of God when this event doesn't happen...
STOP IT ALREADY! You heard the TRUTH right HERE!
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I believed in Rapture for over twenty years, until last year...I fasted for 30 days, prayed like crazy- asking God for wisdom and knowledge. He revealed to me, at that time, that there is NO Rapture. Christ will return, but not til the end.
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You should read your bible sometimes, then you would have gotten the same information without fasting.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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So you missed the "A" train and now you want to take the "B" train that will lead straight into Hell...

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I believed in Rapture for over twenty years, until last year...I fasted for 30 days, prayed like crazy- asking God for wisdom and knowledge. He revealed to me, at that time, that there is NO Rapture. Christ will return, but not til the end.
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You should read your bible sometimes, then you would have gotten the same information without fasting.
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hesright
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Jesus only had 12 disciples because his spaceship is shaped like an egg carton.
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I believed in Rapture for over twenty years, until last year...I fasted for 30 days, prayed like crazy- asking God for wisdom and knowledge. He revealed to me, at that time, that there is NO Rapture. Christ will return, but not til the end.
 Quoting: krissyinoh 67940870


You should read your bible sometimes, then you would have gotten the same information without fasting.
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You really don't understand how our Father works. Yet you are going to tell someone who does that it is a long way home......doing without?
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Re: We missed the first Rapture. The Second Rapture will happen soon.
there seems to be some confusion over the raptures. There are three Raptures. the one we missed was the first. the mid trib rapture is soon because Obama is the anti Christ and the seven years has already started. be ready for the mid trib rapture that happens after three and one half years of obamas seven years. if you miss Rapture number two there will be one more, the post trib rapture at the end of obamas seven years. then comes judgment so be ready for the Lambs wedding.
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Re: We missed the first Rapture. The Second Rapture will happen soon.
I believed in Rapture for over twenty years, until last year...I fasted for 30 days, prayed like crazy- asking God for wisdom and knowledge. He revealed to me, at that time, that there is NO Rapture. Christ will return, but not til the end.
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You should read your bible sometimes, then you would have gotten the same information without fasting.
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hesright
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Re: We missed the first Rapture. The Second Rapture will happen soon.
So you missed the "A" train and now you want to take the "B" train that will lead straight into Hell...

ufo56
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Re: We missed the first Rapture. The Second Rapture will happen soon.
I believed in Rapture for over twenty years, until last year...I fasted for 30 days, prayed like crazy- asking God for wisdom and knowledge. He revealed to me, at that time, that there is NO Rapture. Christ will return, but not til the end. After He revealed this to me, He led me to certain scriptures that comfort by saying He will take care of His own, during this difficult time.
Stop spreading these mistruths! When we are not magically whisked away, and the you-know-what really hits the fan (ww3?), many will lose their faith because they were not lifted up out of this mess! That's where people like I come in, I firmly believe...
people like myself will be here to comfort those who are very disappointed and give up the whole concept of God when this event doesn't happen...
STOP IT ALREADY! You heard the TRUTH right HERE!
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the church is raptured right before the wrath at the end of great trib

there is only one rapture

and nobody gets outta here before that. period.
 Quoting: Salt


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Re: We missed the first Rapture. The Second Rapture will happen soon.
there seems to be some confusion over the raptures. There are three Raptures. the one we missed was the first. the mid trib rapture is soon because Obama is the anti Christ and the seven years has already started. be ready for the mid trib rapture that happens after three and one half years of obamas seven years. if you miss Rapture number two there will be one more, the post trib rapture at the end of obamas seven years. then comes judgment so be ready for the Lambs wedding.
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crapture
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everyone on hear eat shit. your a bunch of pussys.
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the church is raptured right before the wrath at the end of great trib

there is only one rapture

and nobody gets outta here before that. period.
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Amen!
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I believed in Rapture for over twenty years, until last year...I fasted for 30 days, prayed like crazy- asking God for wisdom and knowledge. He revealed to me, at that time, that there is NO Rapture. Christ will return, but not til the end. After He revealed this to me, He led me to certain scriptures that comfort by saying He will take care of His own, during this difficult time.
Stop spreading these mistruths! When we are not magically whisked away, and the you-know-what really hits the fan (ww3?), many will lose their faith because they were not lifted up out of this mess! That's where people like I come in, I firmly believe...
people like myself will be here to comfort those who are very disappointed and give up the whole concept of God when this event doesn't happen...
STOP IT ALREADY! You heard the TRUTH right HERE!
 Quoting: krissyinoh 67940870


yah wouldnt Christ have to return 3 times in order for there to be a rapture?
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Salt and Krissy r right!
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Now it's THREE raptures? When will you people stop!

Nothing in the Bible about even ONE secret rapture. And don't tell me that "the day of the Lord" is a different event. No secret rapture. No seven-year tribulation, because Daniel's last week was part of the 70 weeks (490 years) that were allotted to the Jews, but they rejected Jesus Christ, He tole them "your house is left unto you desolate", and when they stoned Stephen their time was up, finished, kaput.

Jesus returns after the great time of trouble after the Antichrist (Satan in human form) has done his work; there is no secret rapture and no second chance for those "left behind". In fact, Jesus compared our time to the time of Noah, when the ones left behind were the wicked and the ones taken (to safety) were Noah and his family. So the rapture people have got it backwards.

The churches have got it all backwards; no wonder people don't want to have anything much to do with organized religion and are leaving their churches in droves.

And there is no unending eternal everlasting hell, what a horrid doctrine from the God who died to save us. Many verses in the Bible say that our God is a consuming fire and that it is the righteous who will dwell with "the everlasting burnings". Fire is associated with God and His throne. The fires of hell, according to Revelation 20, take place on this earth, they eventually stop burning after everything turns to ashes. The fires associated with God and His throne continue to burn, they are part of His majesty.
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Now it's THREE raptures? When will you people stop!

Nothing in the Bible about even ONE secret rapture. And don't tell me that "the day of the Lord" is a different event. No secret rapture. No seven-year tribulation, because Daniel's last week was part of the 70 weeks (490 years) that were allotted to the Jews, but they rejected Jesus Christ, He tole them "your house is left unto you desolate", and when they stoned Stephen their time was up, finished, kaput.

Jesus returns after the great time of trouble after the Antichrist (Satan in human form) has done his work; there is no secret rapture and no second chance for those "left behind". In fact, Jesus compared our time to the time of Noah, when the ones left behind were the wicked and the ones taken (to safety) were Noah and his family. So the rapture people have got it backwards.

The churches have got it all backwards; no wonder people don't want to have anything much to do with organized religion and are leaving their churches in droves.

And there is no unending eternal everlasting hell, what a horrid doctrine from the God who died to save us. Many verses in the Bible say that our God is a consuming fire and that it is the righteous who will dwell with "the everlasting burnings". Fire is associated with God and His throne. The fires of hell, according to Revelation 20, take place on this earth, they eventually stop burning after everything turns to ashes. The fires associated with God and His throne continue to burn, they are part of His majesty.
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Oh sorry, I meant that the ones "taken" (swept away) in the Flood were the wicked and the ones "left behind" in safety were Noah and his family. Was typing too fast. Sorry.
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His Holiness the Poop is the antichrist. I thought this was common knowlegde? He is the "Antè Christo" or a substitute for Christ. You know like ante pasta salad. As far as raptures, maybe there is, maybe there isn't. In the long run it isn't important as a new heaven and new earth still come to be! People lose sight of the big picture with all the dogma that their religions feed them.
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Now it's THREE raptures? When will you people stop!

Nothing in the Bible about even ONE secret rapture. And don't tell me that "the day of the Lord" is a different event. No secret rapture. No seven-year tribulation, because Daniel's last week was part of the 70 weeks (490 years) that were allotted to the Jews, but they rejected Jesus Christ, He tole them "your house is left unto you desolate", and when they stoned Stephen their time was up, finished, kaput.

Jesus returns after the great time of trouble after the Antichrist (Satan in human form) has done his work; there is no secret rapture and no second chance for those "left behind". In fact, Jesus compared our time to the time of Noah, when the ones left behind were the wicked and the ones taken (to safety) were Noah and his family. So the rapture people have got it backwards.

The churches have got it all backwards; no wonder people don't want to have anything much to do with organized religion and are leaving their churches in droves.

And there is no unending eternal everlasting hell, what a horrid doctrine from the God who died to save us. Many verses in the Bible say that our God is a consuming fire and that it is the righteous who will dwell with "the everlasting burnings". Fire is associated with God and His throne. The fires of hell, according to Revelation 20, take place on this earth, they eventually stop burning after everything turns to ashes. The fires associated with God and His throne continue to burn, they are part of His majesty.
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you must belong to a cult. there are three raptures and true believers know this.