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Jared Fogle and his defense team claim all those Subway sandwiches made him a pervert.

 
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Jared Fogle and his defense team claim all those Subway sandwiches made him a pervert.
Jared Fogle's attorneys are making a last ditch effort to minimize his prison sentence by suggesting his famous drop in weight led to his compulsion for sex with minors.

Fogle stoically walked into the courtroom, where his lawyers had a sexual behavior expert testify that Fogle had compulsive eating disorder -- but his Subway weight loss took care of that. The expert added that once he lost the pounds he developed compulsive hypersexuality disorder.

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Yeah, I bet that's what did it.
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Re: Jared Fogle and his defense team claim all those Subway sandwiches made him a pervert.
Oh no! I had Subway for lunch...

ahhh
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Re: Jared Fogle and his defense team claim all those Subway sandwiches made him a pervert.
Jared Fogle's attorneys are making a last ditch effort to minimize his prison sentence by suggesting his famous drop in weight led to his compulsion for sex with minors.

Fogle stoically walked into the courtroom, where his lawyers had a sexual behavior expert testify that Fogle had compulsive eating disorder -- but his Subway weight loss took care of that. The expert added that once he lost the pounds he developed compulsive hypersexuality disorder.

Read more: [link to www.tmz.com]




Yeah, I bet that's what did it.
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It's not compulsive when he carefully made plans.
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Re: Jared Fogle and his defense team claim all those Subway sandwiches made him a pervert.
Once sentenced, his diet is going to change. There's going to be lots of semi-liquid, protein rich stuff for him to gobble down over the years.
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Re: Jared Fogle and his defense team claim all those Subway sandwiches made him a pervert.
So that's why he's been stuffing 6-inchers into little boys' mouths.
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Re: Jared Fogle and his defense team claim all those Subway sandwiches made him a pervert.
Once sentenced, his diet is going to change. There's going to be lots of semi-liquid, protein rich stuff for him to gobble down over the years.
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ohyeah He's already been sentenced to 15 years.
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Re: Jared Fogle and his defense team claim all those Subway sandwiches made him a pervert.
He will be getting his fill of foot longs now.
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11/20/2015 12:48 PM
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Re: Jared Fogle and his defense team claim all those Subway sandwiches made him a pervert.
Honestly, I find it kind of hilarious that most of the time, homosexuality in any form is despised around here. But as soon as people can make some footlong Subway jokes at the expense of a pedophiles upcoming prison sentence, suddenly they love the idea.

Consistency, people. You need more of it.
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Re: Jared Fogle and his defense team claim all those Subway sandwiches made him a pervert.
didn't their website use subliminal steam making the word sex come from the logo?
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Re: Jared Fogle and his defense team claim all those Subway sandwiches made him a pervert.
Like our biggest threat is climate change.
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Re: Jared Fogle and his defense team claim all those Subway sandwiches made him a pervert.
Classic.

I would say it was those chocolate chip cookies at the counter. Those make me so happy and put me in a good mood....

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