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Reptilians shart A LOT in the bathrooms!!! They do it DELIBERATELY to gross people out!!!!

 
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Reptilians shart A LOT in the bathrooms!!! They do it DELIBERATELY to gross people out!!!!
It is a very reptilian thing to purposely fart a lot, and or loudly when going to the bathroom in public, and also in their private homes especially!!!

I lived with a guy who turned out to be a reptilian and EVERYDAY he would fart VERY loudly and A LOT while going to the bathroom, and some of his farts were of non human nature!

Sometimes he would have a whole TON of VERY LOUD farts within a minute!

It was f***ing DISGUSTING.

I'm only posting this just so you guys have an idea, I don't enjoy talking about this lmao.

wtf 10
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11/24/2015 08:15 AM
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Re: Reptilians shart A LOT in the bathrooms!!! They do it DELIBERATELY to gross people out!!!!
Some of his farts were of non human nature as in he had a few simulatious farts that were MASSIVE that were waaay to close together for a human to be able to do that in such a nature.

I wish there was an icon for *VOMITS*

The guy was soooo fucking nasty ughhh.
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Re: Reptilians shart A LOT in the bathrooms!!! They do it DELIBERATELY to gross people out!!!!
Some of his farts were of non human nature as in he had a few simulatious farts that were MASSIVE that were waaay to close together for a human to be able to do that in such a nature.

I wish there was an icon for *VOMITS*

The guy was soooo fucking nasty ughhh.
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Simultaneous**
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And jews are descendants of reptilians. And are also infatuated with suck sickness.
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Re: Reptilians shart A LOT in the bathrooms!!! They do it DELIBERATELY to gross people out!!!!
It is much worse for someone to purposely fart loudly in the bathroom for the whole purpose of grossing them out, then to do it just because they think it's funny, and to make them laugh, and no other reasons but because they think it's funny.

That is a huge difference, but I think that these sharting reptilians are fucking VILE.

LMAO.
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And jews are descendants of reptilians. And are also infatuated with suck sickness.
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Noooo they are not!

YOU ARE A REPTILIAN! and that is why you said that!

I bet you shart a motherload hahaha.

I know a lot of Jews who fart no more than non Jews.

K this topic is now making me feel sick.
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11/24/2015 08:25 AM
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MILEY CYRUS SHARTS A LOT AND LOUDLY WHEN NO HUMANS ARE AROUND!!!
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It is much worse for someone to purposely fart loudly in the bathroom for the whole purpose of grossing them out, then to do it just because they think it's funny, and to make them laugh, and no other reasons but because they think it's funny.

That is a huge difference, but I think that these sharting reptilians are fucking VILE.

LMAO.
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To make people laugh, not "them" laugh.

If I heard a girl sharting in the bathroom like those reptilian males do in public bathrooms I would be disturbed.

Of course reptilian females shart in public bathrooms, soooooooo nasty. :(
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11/24/2015 08:33 AM
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OP speaks the truth. They clog commodes for their own entertainment. I was suspicious of one once in a state park bathroom, walked in after he had scurried back into the water to ride a jet ski, and was horrified to find this: NSFW [link to i.imgur.com]
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OP speaks the truth. They clog commodes for their own entertainment. I was suspicious of one once in a state park bathroom, walked in after he had scurried back into the water to ride a jet ski, and was horrified to find this: NSFW [link to i.imgur.com]
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Ahhhhhhhh omg ewwwwwww WTF.

Did you seriously take that picture???

Why would you keep that picture if you did?


I have heard reptilians take diarrhea sharts, and VERY sick sounding ones, THEY GIVE THEMSELVES DIARRHEA JUST TO GROSS PEOPLE OUT!!!!

but most reptilians take sharts and not uncommonly very loud gassy sharts not involving any diarrhea.

It's still very gross though.
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Wtf hahahahaha
They walk among us
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Reptilians make themselves have to fart while they take craps!

They use their bodies to purposely send air down there so they can make gross and loud fart sounds while crapping similtaniously or at the same time!

It's fucking nasty and sickening they that deliberately make themselves shart!!

THESE REPTILIANS ARE NOT JUST EVIL THEY ARE OF A VERY DISGUSTING, VULGARE AND TWISTED NATURE!!!

LMFAO.
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Fuck, am I a reptilian? I've had the runs all day and when I'm on the toilet I've had some loud farts accompanying the runs.
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Re: Reptilians shart A LOT in the bathrooms!!! They do it DELIBERATELY to gross people out!!!!
It is much worse for someone to purposely fart loudly in the bathroom for the whole purpose of grossing them out, then to do it just because they think it's funny, and to make them laugh, and no other reasons but because they think it's funny.

That is a huge difference, but I think that these sharting reptilians are fucking VILE.

LMAO.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69571817


yak yak

They have to fart a lot to vent their venom. All aliens are like that.
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Re: Reptilians shart A LOT in the bathrooms!!! They do it DELIBERATELY to gross people out!!!!
Some of his farts were of non human nature as in he had a few simulatious farts that were MASSIVE that were waaay to close together for a human to be able to do that in such a nature.

I wish there was an icon for *VOMITS*

The guy was soooo fucking nasty ughhh.
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It was just a fag shitting out its recent fuck.
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Re: Reptilians shart A LOT in the bathrooms!!! They do it DELIBERATELY to gross people out!!!!
Fuck, am I a reptilian? I've had the runs all day and when I'm on the toilet I've had some loud farts accompanying the runs.
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Yes you are a reptilian otherwise you would not share something so nasty with people.
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i cant go if anyone can hear me
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Re: Reptilians shart A LOT in the bathrooms!!! They do it DELIBERATELY to gross people out!!!!
It is much worse for someone to purposely fart loudly in the bathroom for the whole purpose of grossing them out, then to do it just because they think it's funny, and to make them laugh, and no other reasons but because they think it's funny.

That is a huge difference, but I think that these sharting reptilians are fucking VILE.

LMAO.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69571817


yak yak

They have to fart a lot to vent their venom. All aliens are like that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50311197


LMAO.

No they do it to gross people out to negatively affect people emotionally!
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Re: Reptilians shart A LOT in the bathrooms!!! They do it DELIBERATELY to gross people out!!!!
Some of his farts were of non human nature as in he had a few simulatious farts that were MASSIVE that were waaay to close together for a human to be able to do that in such a nature.

I wish there was an icon for *VOMITS*

The guy was soooo fucking nasty ughhh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69571817


It was just a fag shitting out its recent fuck.
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LMAO, no he was doing it to gross out the humans living in the house and make them uncomfortable!

He would fart so fucking loudly at times it was obviously UNNATURAL!!!

It was more hilarious than it was disgusting, and it was disgusting how he was deliberately making himself have to fart on purpose!

Such a fucked up in the head twisted FREAK!
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Re: Reptilians shart A LOT in the bathrooms!!! They do it DELIBERATELY to gross people out!!!!
It is much worse for someone to purposely fart loudly in the bathroom for the whole purpose of grossing them out, then to do it just because they think it's funny, and to make them laugh, and no other reasons but because they think it's funny.

That is a huge difference, but I think that these sharting reptilians are fucking VILE.

LMAO.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69571817


yak yak

They have to fart a lot to vent their venom. All aliens are like that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50311197


LMAO.

No they do it to gross people out to negatively affect people emotionally!
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This is true.

Ever wonder why fags are attracted to public shithouses?

Those gross noises make fags all aflutter.

Its like a love song to them.
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Women fart like buffalo in the bathroom. Fucking nasty.
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Re: Reptilians shart A LOT in the bathrooms!!! They do it DELIBERATELY to gross people out!!!!
It is much worse for someone to purposely fart loudly in the bathroom for the whole purpose of grossing them out, then to do it just because they think it's funny, and to make them laugh, and no other reasons but because they think it's funny.

That is a huge difference, but I think that these sharting reptilians are fucking VILE.

LMAO.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69571817


yak yak

They have to fart a lot to vent their venom. All aliens are like that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50311197


LMAO.

No they do it to gross people out to negatively affect people emotionally!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1504346


This is true.

Ever wonder why fags are attracted to public shithouses?

Those gross noises make fags all aflutter.

Its like a love song to them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71176615


WTF??

Never heard that one!

That is fucking screwed up as hell! hahahahahaha
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Women fart like buffalo in the bathroom. Fucking nasty.
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ONLY REPTILIAN WOMEN FART LIFE BUFFALO ON THE BATHROOM!
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reptillian=jewish. Jews love scat, it's in their nature. They're freaking obsessed with it!
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Re: Reptilians shart A LOT in the bathrooms!!! They do it DELIBERATELY to gross people out!!!!
Once...

... I picked up a girl at a bar. We went to my place. Before bed, she was in the bathroom for a noticeably extensive time.

I was in a heightened sense and ready for a an explosive orgasm/ejaculation, when I saw her shapeshift.

Scared the hell out of me.

A word to wise:

If your girl spends too much time in the bathroom...

... she is reptilian.

That's a fact.
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Once...

... I picked up a girl at a bar. We went to my place. Before bed, she was in the bathroom for a noticeably extensive time.

I was in a heightened sense and ready for a an explosive orgasm/ejaculation, when I saw her shapeshift.

Scared the hell out of me.

A word to wise:

If your girl spends too much time in the bathroom...

... she is reptilian.

That's a fact.
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Did you bang her anyways?
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Once...

... I picked up a girl at a bar. We went to my place. Before bed, she was in the bathroom for a noticeably extensive time.

I was in a heightened sense and ready for a an explosive orgasm/ejaculation, when I saw her shapeshift.

Scared the hell out of me.

A word to wise:

If your girl spends too much time in the bathroom...

... she is reptilian.

That's a fact.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57247737


Did you bang her anyways?
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Yes, of course I did.
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Re: Reptilians shart A LOT in the bathrooms!!! They do it DELIBERATELY to gross people out!!!!
Once...

... I picked up a girl at a bar. We went to my place. Before bed, she was in the bathroom for a noticeably extensive time.

I was in a heightened sense and ready for a an explosive orgasm/ejaculation, when I saw her shapeshift.

Scared the hell out of me.

A word to wise:

If your girl spends too much time in the bathroom...

... she is reptilian.

That's a fact.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57247737


Did you bang her anyways?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30178685


Yes, of course I did.


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Actually, if you patient with their bathroom practices and make sure the fan distracts you from the loud notices...

... they are quite entertaining in bed.

Just put a pillow over their head.

The spapeshifting will surely freak you out though.
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Pictures or it didn't happen!

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Pictures or it didn't happen!

Splatterbowl

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