My drunk uncle just puked all over our Thanksgiving turkey, sullied the entire meal

My dad is about to beat the shit out him, they're fighting in the living room.

are tears streaming down your face?

Oh shit! My 88 year old grandmother just got in-between them as slapped them both!

Is his name uncle Willie?

Go get a few big macs.

What are you guys drinking?

Vomit will wash off. Wash that bitch off and put it back in the oven for 10 minutes. It'll have that nice acidic coating.

My Dad just punched him in the gut, he's puking on the living room floor now!

Ain't family great?

What does your bruncle think?

He just wanted the turkey all to himself.
Dont let him win, eat it anyway

Does he touch in weird places, or is it a secret between just between you and him?

They're rinsing off the turkey with the hose outside. Bird salvaged. But will there be any takers?

Why aren't you fucking video taping this instead of tapping away lies on your phone?

They are having a granny sammitch? Ewww

What an irresponsible drunk.

Acid is tenderizing.

OP you sit bored in front of your PC?

Now back in the oven to warm it up. Luckily, the puke was mostly sterile Everclear. I think we're good now. Thanks for your support GLP.

Sullied?

Oh wait...sullied is a word.

Last Edited by PoeticallyIncorrect on 11/26/2015 06:00 PM

live stream or periscope this shit!!!

live video or it is not happening

this why I love this site!!!!!!!!

there is lead in garden hoses

Give him a line of coke, sober him up quick

You should be lucky he didnt fuck the turkey.

you could always let your uncle rest his nuts on your chin.

Film that shit and eat it! Youtube gold!

Fuck yOu boy, iM goNanna kick yo aSS now!

Eat it. That's the best seasoning your wife will ever serve you for dinner.