BREAKING NEWS: Unicorn Burial Site Discovered!

Are you doubting the Korean Central News Agency???

The North Korean news agency does not have much of a reputation for factual accuracy. When the country’s former dictator Kim Jong Il died in December 2011, it reported a rock carving glowing brightly and ice near his presumed birthplace to have cracked “so loud, it seemed to shake the Heavens and the Earth” in mourning of the Dear Leader. While he was alive, Kim reportedly invented the hamburger, wrote 1,500 books in three years while at university, and shot eleven holes-in-one the first time he played golf (a feat verified by his 17 bodyguards).





Five Stars for Entertainment Value OP!


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Let me guess! You found out a Unicorn buried his Rainbow Flavor Cock in your Ass .

GTFOH!

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BUMP for Unicorns!

HAIL NOBLE LEADER!

I don't see how it's much worse than the ridiculousness of Western media.

Can you imagine if the first contact with extraterestrials came through lil Kim and North Korea?

They would either wipe out humanity, or base a TV show on us. Mark us as a zoo.

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Like this?

Journalist Can't Contain Laughter As State Dept Claims US Doesn't Back Coups



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Unicorns are real..! One drunken farmer down in Co.Kerry told me there was a white horse called Tiernoga who would come out the sea & ride along the beach Sunday mornings. Never saw it myself.. lol.. but good story till last orders.

Shocking news

Was this found before of after them landing on the sun?

They need to give that man a bag of rice!

Unicorns are mentioned in the Old Testament. Not sure where.

North Korea was first thing I noticed, stopped reading.. lol

King Dongmyeong?? With a name like that, no wonder he was riding a unicorn.. Was this guy the original Brony??

I do not think the original greek and hebrew would have used that word to describe the animal. It would be an english version of the animal
Most bobably known to have one horn, hence uni corn

Maybe they call it something else, but we facilitated regime change in libya (when we got muammar Gaddafi butt raped with a broom stick... and killed), Iraq (not in 92 but when we got hussein hung) and when we ushered karzai into office. I am sure they try to say karzai was democratically elected but that was THE biggest joke of an election in history. Even the UN investigated us for it. But the country was the wild west so there was no possible way to be thorough.

Ringling Bros and Barnum Bailey circus had a unicorn in 1985

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As the world around us falls apart, I can't help but wonder who is it that gives two blue fucks about some Nork story involving unicorns.....

why is this crap pinned you are insulting our Intelligence pull it down