Todays Poem -The Procrastinating Procrastinator

Hmm..

Prose and such
Oats become mush

Time improves some things
but others it turns to dust.

Here I sit procrastinating
Thinking should I be masturbating
Wondering if I was lonely hearted
Went to the toilet but only farted

The shortest poem:

"Adam, had 'em"

The short poem

Sh

I have one for my friend here too.

Loewin loelose
Have you been on a cruise
The boat rocks on the C
It rocks more with me

Part two of this poem
I did not write
From the Lonely Island
All aboard tonight.

But which was Adam and which was em?

Adam was the man, swinging on Levine
Em was the Marshall, face on Fiddy's dime.
I thought it was clear, without all the strife
If this poem sucks, it could be your wife

I apologise for that, It could get me into strife
So lets change the subject and listen to my life


Last Edited by Crystalmethod on 12/08/2015 05:29 AM

Ok ok, it is poetry time, no more promasturcrating.

Who would like to be a feature today?
Anyone anyone...Anyone.

I would like to make an interactive poem.

:Facepal1.01:

Another one...

I'm proving a pattern of behavior.

So make it the best fuck you ever had.

From the looks of it more than myself. You weren't there all the other times I got hurt, so you must have something riding on this. I just don't. Sorry, that's what happens when you get your actual efforts thwarted. Foster care was more than enough for me as far as being kept by someone, thanks. Death is better. For me, for you, for whoever.

:Popcorn1.01:

Too many blacks in my life already, thanks.

Why are you telling me, I never asked for your opinion.

Truth be told, I'm a huge fan of Omega Willy.

Or my consent. Par for the course with you guys. Marrying a black woman is also a deal-killer, after what I've been through. Whatever. You don't and won't listen.

:Dance1.01:

I really don't care about your opinions.

That's obvious. You wouldn't even stop doing horrible shit to me when you knew it was illegal!

Does anyone know what Apple seedy is talking about?