Mad World

facts has always been a precocious dick! no doubt, a result of formula feeding, a subconscious maternal rejection based on ugly baby syndrome! lol

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I was fed breast milk from wolves and lions. That I wrestled into submission after being attacked by them.

....because I was so ugly my mom threw me away

I can relate

i once spotted a mountain goat on a steep hill.
Blinded by the rising sun i could only make out its silhouette.

Transfixed I stood in its shadow.
then i heard it call my name in an omnious voice.

I didn't know what to do at this point, i could only run.

All of a sudden I had the urge to look at my clock, it was already 8pm.

I played goat simulator for 4 hours straight.

fuck my life...

























I never bought that game
and nobody ever called my name that day
spooky stuff

i see by chris's avatar he wasn't always ugly! what happened chris? was it an accident or did you just turn ugly at puberty? lol

He's cute. Looks a bit mischievous at times. :P

I might be a little bit of a hippy. I disappeared last night to eat this with a side of butternut squash.
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Somehow they got the texture down really well and tastes suprisingly good. I recommend.


Good morning guys. Thanks for the chuckles this morning.

He's a perfect gentleman and an expert hunter thank you. He's only mischievous for the poor woodland creature or intruder he aims those sights he calls eyeballs on : )

And I'll buy some flavored chunks in gravy and try them out. I'm always looking for new meat

You lost me. Though I know of losing half a day looking at something that unexpectedly grabbed my attention completely.

Sounds like he has room to run and explore. Lucky boy.

Well, it's not technically meat being it's vegan, but it is tasty. Lol. Feels like cheating sometimes, but I use to love BBQ ribs...

Hmmm if my dog won't eat i wont. For example he won't eat a McDonald's hamburger of any kind. He looks at you like you offered him a rock. Hell take it if you insist but he immediately sets it on down and ignores it. I trust his nose and instincts about food and water over mine. Because well, they're better than mine. But I'll try it.

How long will the others resist posting in here ?

I hear ya. The grillers are suprisingly good as well. I still occasionally miss a cheese burger and those work nicely as a replacement. If you're not a vegetarian, which I know you're not after the 'meat mountain thread', no need to bother really.

I'm not expecting anything. I made this thread on a whim last night after the repeated 'bomb' bumps of old threads for hours yesterday.

You'll only encourage him if he knows he got to ya...


Anyway, I know being a vegetarian is not a popular leaning on this forum. I only mentioned due the hippy reference. Heh.

I'm super tired today. I may head to sleep soon.

As a stand alone Post, no. Just Picking on you. Repeated pointless insults with no response from you would constitute an example of abusive posting. IMHO

It's teh internet.

You ain't the only one. There's lurker eyeballs. Familiar ones. Floating in the ether.

So you're a hippy.
Whatever I still love ya.
OK well sleep well

Its a nice start mind you
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PSSSST, I C U




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They say Disney is a trigger

Nice to know your still full lol

Who will be the first to try and out smug the thread I wonder?
Like a male hipster barista with a new overpriced scarf from some obscure Third World country.

ya mean a lawyer?

No. I definitely mean a hipster douche bag Barista. A common thing. Lawyers are douchey because they are well off and lazy and Bitch about their undervalued position in life.
Hipster baristas are douchey because they are lazy and poor and Bitch about their undervalued position in life.
Funny how two roads leading off in seemingly opposite directions lead to the same place.

That is exactly why ya give em the boot

:BS Detector:

:Hmmm: A karma conspiracy. Well it's an apt place for such fuckeries I guess. It seems you are out of abuse credits.

I interacted with both today and it was amazing how alike in each others actions they were. They just preferred different costumes.
They were even giving each other the same smug look. Like making faces in the mirror at themselves

Good times.

Later