Star Wars: The Force Awakens......IS EPIC!!!

Yep there's an air of arrogance and shitstirring to the whole thing.

They gladly stabbed their original demographic in the back when they realized where the $ was nowadays.

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Fuck Star Wars. Nothing but a glorified laser and light show for the short attention span crowd.

THIS IS THE WORST OF ALL THE STAR WARS MOVIES,CARTOONS,VIDEO GAMES!!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE THEATERS,NOT JUST BECAUSE OF HOW HORRIBLE THIS PIECE OF CRAP WASTE OF VIDEO FILM, BUT ALSO BECAUSE ISIS IS TARGETING MOVIE GOERS !!!!

Stole that shit off Iapetus. You heard it here first.

LOOCUS BEEN NOSCOPED!!!

Episode VII was phenomenal.

Anyone staying homedue to "Terrorism", you're a sister. You don't stop doing thigs because of radicalized camel jockeys.

Anyone avoiding the movie due to it's "liberal agenda" is also a fucking douche. The film is no more agendized than anything else we expose ourselves to every day. I walked out harboring the same ideologies i went in with. Sorry, no brainwashing here, maybe you're concerned your feeble asses are more susceptible?

Best one since Jedi. I'll be seeing it again soon.

Ford wanted Solo dead since Empire. The characer went out respectfully. I don't know what you'd like to happen anyway. Ford is 70 fucking years old. Solo needed to die. He can't run around and be taken seriously doing the same sit he did 38 yyears ago. PLZ... Fan my ass. Don't see it. NOOBTARD.

Never going to let my children see this.

A liberal fantasy.


A black guy lead, a feminist women...and of course a romance.

Jew director...yes of course.




No way...not going to watch this .

EXCEPT, I'd say ESB was better than RotJ and this was as good as ESB

It's a good flick.

That's really not saying much for it, you understand.

But what about the TCJ going into RCB and then the HPC doing a full turn around into JKP?

This movie rocks. Cant wait for the next one. They did such a good job. All you nay sayers out there are entitled to your opinion.
When I took a bunch of 6-10 year olds to see this movie, they were transfixed the whole way through, even the 6 year olds. 3D made it even better. Kids are always a good indicator of food, movies and games. These kids all loved it and so did I.

May the force be with you.

IF you want a honest opinion.

It was visually amazing, the 3D was off a bit, probably because of my seating. Some of the acting, especially at the beginning should of been re done, although that ends up being his character all movie. It carried the exact same structure as Gorge did, if you're able to depict that or not, you begin to get obsessed with the characters due to their acting skills dramatically picking up, or the editing crew started to do a better job, what a joy, adding humor where none of the other star was could, and do as well. At the same time.... you felt like you were missing something.... which could be a good? (Set up for next movie last 30 seconds) or a bad thing? (they should of added jar jar)


either way i loved it. Casting, GREAT, ACTING GREAT except the first 3 minutes i felt... and Leia... she lost it "May the force be with you" i almost threw a muscle holding my shoulder back from throwing my drink. They set up the next movie very well, for everyone to agree in the way they are taking this (20bucksholoalive*thishappenedtohimbeforefrozen*. No one is going to be yelling "Ohhh that fin, hahaha what a jar jar". Everyone is going to leave this movie with the mutual respect of a ....>>.>.... 8.7 on IMDB, (8 months from now)

yeah i'll be going to see it again soon, put it that way, havn't done that for a movie in 7 years

We need more "bar scene!"

That's what I recall from the first movie - the bar scene.

Oh and more cow bell, too!

I lost my internet connection. I meant to say, all these superhero franchises have no shortage of blue eyed blondes, ee also have Thor, the Avengers, the Hunger Games, and so on. Al, the main charactors are blondes.

I find Daisy, who is really the hero of the movie, to be refreshing as Leia was as a brunette.

Forgot to mention feminist lead role, promotion of interracial pairing rey and finn, and destruction of traditional family... anyone who watches this deserves the consequences. Don't say you weren't warned. Those in the know know what I mean.

This was a really good movie in its own right. Even without the Star Wars brand behind it, this would have been a successful movie.

The best description I can give to Star Wars fans is that this is the movie you should have received 15 years ago.

I tucking hate that I've been backed into seeing this for a family movie trip next week.
Goddamnit!!!

Maybe i'll just drink too much and beg out of not going.

It's sums up perfectly this Americanized sub-culture that has been built, that a film involving ALIENS and SPACE HEROES can be compared to a fucking ghetto.

What the hell is wrong with you lot?

How is a fictional Space character comparable to a dindnuf or whatever it is?

Because of a color?
Do you also compare chocolate ice cream with shit?

Just saw it tonight. I didn't know what to expect but it was awesome! Will see it again. Abrams did such a good job. Can't wait for the next movie.

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I feel like just reading the OP is subjecting me to mass programming.
They took the originals & almost copied it plot point for plot point.
JJ Abrams is the epitome of modern day shit directing/pandering to the masses.

I don't think its realistic that a black guy can be strong in The Force. Me and my sister will watch the movie in a few days but im already put off by that.

Black Jedi Knights ?

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