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Santa's Kitty
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What do you want?
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Is your husband asleep or something?
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What do you want?
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I want to say Hi :)
Thread: All I want for Christmas
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP.
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Is your husband asleep or something?
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He's my boss. I just take notes like a sexy secretary.

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What do you want?
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I want to say Hi :)
Thread: All I want for Christmas
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Got it you ungrateful little shit.
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What do you want?
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I want to say Hi :)
Thread: All I want for Christmas
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Got it you ungrateful little shit.
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wut
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I just want my man. Everything else pales in comparison... So, I'm all good, but thanks, Santa.
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I just want my man. Everything else pales in comparison... So, I'm all good, but thanks, Santa.
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Yeah right, when he dumps you don't come asking for another one
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I just want my man. Everything else pales in comparison... So, I'm all good, but thanks, Santa.
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Yeah right, when he dumps you don't come asking for another one
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rofl
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Dear Santa.

I am sorry those cookies and milk were not enough. I know I have been a very naughty boy and it is likely I will be naughty in the future.

I do not want the usual presents or anything, but if you could bring my buddy back, I will work harder in future and try not to be so ungrateful for the things I do have like the Cats that allow me to care for them and the birds who bring me whistles in the morning.

I wont apologise for the spiders that I obliterate though.
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP.
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I just want my man. Everything else pales in comparison... So, I'm all good, but thanks, Santa.
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Yeah right, when he dumps you don't come asking for another one
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rofl
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hesrightcruise
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Dear Santa.

I am sorry those cookies and milk were not enough. I know I have been a very naughty boy and it is likely I will be naughty in the future.

I do not want the usual presents or anything, but if you could bring my buddy back, I will work harder in future and try not to be so ungrateful for the things I do have like the Cats that allow me to care for them and the birds who bring me whistles in the morning.

I wont apologise for the spiders that I obliterate though.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Sounds like you need a spanking, I'll let Santa know.
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Dear Santa.

I am sorry those cookies and milk were not enough. I know I have been a very naughty boy and it is likely I will be naughty in the future.

I do not want the usual presents or anything, but if you could bring my buddy back, I will work harder in future and try not to be so ungrateful for the things I do have like the Cats that allow me to care for them and the birds who bring me whistles in the morning.

I wont apologise for the spiders that I obliterate though.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Sounds like you need a spanking, I'll let Santa know.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


If I can request, just a wooden spoon spank, no belts this time.
Thanks
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP.
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Dear Santa.

I am sorry those cookies and milk were not enough. I know I have been a very naughty boy and it is likely I will be naughty in the future.

I do not want the usual presents or anything, but if you could bring my buddy back, I will work harder in future and try not to be so ungrateful for the things I do have like the Cats that allow me to care for them and the birds who bring me whistles in the morning.

I wont apologise for the spiders that I obliterate though.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Sounds like you need a spanking, I'll let Santa know.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


If I can request, just a wooden spoon spank, no belts this time.
Thanks
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Whatever floats your boat

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Dear Santa.

I am sorry those cookies and milk were not enough. I know I have been a very naughty boy and it is likely I will be naughty in the future.

I do not want the usual presents or anything, but if you could bring my buddy back, I will work harder in future and try not to be so ungrateful for the things I do have like the Cats that allow me to care for them and the birds who bring me whistles in the morning.

I wont apologise for the spiders that I obliterate though.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Sounds like you need a spanking, I'll let Santa know.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


If I can request, just a wooden spoon spank, no belts this time.
Thanks
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Whatever floats your boat, I'll put it on your list
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


My boat flies, it is called a space ship.
I already requested my buddy back.
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP.
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Sounds like you need a spanking, I'll let Santa know.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


If I can request, just a wooden spoon spank, no belts this time.
Thanks
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Whatever floats your boat, I'll put it on your list
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


I already requested my buddy back.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Santa just makes crappy toys, he's not God. Geez.
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santa, i want Hilux 1992

[link to i.autos.com.ar]
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If I can request, just a wooden spoon spank, no belts this time.
Thanks
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Whatever floats your boat, I'll put it on your list
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


I already requested my buddy back.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Santa just makes crappy toys, he's not God. Geez.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


And fyi, they're all made in China via child labor
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I just want my man. Everything else pales in comparison... So, I'm all good, but thanks, Santa.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71057168


Yeah right, when he dumps you don't come asking for another one
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


rofl
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hesrightcruise
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"Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"


Well, are you Santa?
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Santa, why did you wrestle with my sister from the time i was 3 until I was 14? Every year you came into my hose and tickles her in that special spot. Is that why you wear red?
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santa, i want Hilux 1992

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 Quoting: aqmah


Anything for a muslim.
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What do you want?
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I want a Bass Boat!!

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Santa, why did you wrestle with my sister from the time i was 3 until I was 14? Every year you came into my hose and tickles her in that special spot. Is that why you wear red?
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Everyone knows Santa's a pervert, he hits on me all the time. We call Mrs Claus Mrs Clueless.
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If I can request, just a wooden spoon spank, no belts this time.
Thanks
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Whatever floats your boat, I'll put it on your list
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


I already requested my buddy back.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Santa just makes crappy toys, he's not God. Geez.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Dear Santa,
Disregard my request, your pussy smells like rotten fish, I think its been eating from the trash cans again.
No more milk, no more cookies for joo.

And I saw your helpers milking the reindeers. You know it wasn't milk right?
chuckle
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santa, i want Hilux 1992

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 Quoting: aqmah


Anything for a muslim.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


kwai
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What do you want?
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I want a Bass Boat!!
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Then I suggest you save up your money, cuz you're not getting one from Santa
Bike here now
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Wheres my fuckin Bike?
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Whatever floats your boat, I'll put it on your list
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


I already requested my buddy back.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Santa just makes crappy toys, he's not God. Geez.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Dear Santa,
Disregard my request, your pussy smells like rotten fish, I think its been eating from the trash cans again.
No more milk, no more cookies for joo.

And I saw your helpers milking the reindeers. You know it wasn't milk right?
chuckle
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


You are confused. Santa does not have a pussy.

And I'm just a kitty, so don't shoot the messenger.

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Wheres my fuckin Bike?

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Blame Obamacare

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I want a Hippopotamus!!!





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