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Santa's Kitty  (OP)

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12/19/2015 04:08 AM
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I want a Hippopotamus!!!
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Isn't your wife one?
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12/19/2015 04:09 AM
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I already requested my buddy back.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Santa just makes crappy toys, he's not God. Geez.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Dear Santa,
Disregard my request, your pussy smells like rotten fish, I think its been eating from the trash cans again.
No more milk, no more cookies for joo.

And I saw your helpers milking the reindeers. You know it wasn't milk right?
chuckle
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


You are confused. Santa does not have a pussy.

And I'm just a kitty, so don't shoot the messenger.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Dear Santa
In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina.

Last Edited by Crystalmethod on 12/19/2015 04:09 AM
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP.
Santa's Kitty  (OP)

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Santa just makes crappy toys, he's not God. Geez.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Dear Santa,
Disregard my request, your pussy smells like rotten fish, I think its been eating from the trash cans again.
No more milk, no more cookies for joo.

And I saw your helpers milking the reindeers. You know it wasn't milk right?
chuckle
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


You are confused. Santa does not have a pussy.

And I'm just a kitty, so don't shoot the messenger.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Dear Santa
In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Whatever, everything is backwards in Australia, this is the North Pole bitch.
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12/19/2015 04:12 AM
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I want a Hippopotamus!!!
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Isn't your wife one?
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


lmao
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12/19/2015 04:12 AM
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I wuv dis twed!!! <3
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12/19/2015 04:12 AM
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Wheres my fuckin Bike?

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Blame Obamacare

otrike
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


LOL hahaha cruise
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12/19/2015 04:13 AM
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I want a Hippopotamus!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70609634


Isn't your wife one?
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


No she is an Eliphant!
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12/19/2015 04:14 AM
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Santa just makes crappy toys, he's not God. Geez.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Dear Santa,
Disregard my request, your pussy smells like rotten fish, I think its been eating from the trash cans again.
No more milk, no more cookies for joo.

And I saw your helpers milking the reindeers. You know it wasn't milk right?
chuckle
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


You are confused. Santa does not have a pussy.

And I'm just a kitty, so don't shoot the messenger.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Dear Santa
In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod

This is only for certain communist people though.
Not most people.
Crystalmethod

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12/19/2015 04:16 AM
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Dear Santa,
Disregard my request, your pussy smells like rotten fish, I think its been eating from the trash cans again.
No more milk, no more cookies for joo.

And I saw your helpers milking the reindeers. You know it wasn't milk right?
chuckle
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


You are confused. Santa does not have a pussy.

And I'm just a kitty, so don't shoot the messenger.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Dear Santa
In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod

This is only for certain communist people though.
Not most people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


There is nothing certain, only probability and reaction.
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP.
Santa's Kitty  (OP)

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12/19/2015 04:16 AM
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Dear Santa,
Disregard my request, your pussy smells like rotten fish, I think its been eating from the trash cans again.
No more milk, no more cookies for joo.

And I saw your helpers milking the reindeers. You know it wasn't milk right?
chuckle
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


You are confused. Santa does not have a pussy.

And I'm just a kitty, so don't shoot the messenger.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Dear Santa
In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod

This is only for certain communist people though.
Not most people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


Yeah we call them liberals and they keep trying to fuck with Christmas
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Dear Santa,
Disregard my request, your pussy smells like rotten fish, I think its been eating from the trash cans again.
No more milk, no more cookies for joo.

And I saw your helpers milking the reindeers. You know it wasn't milk right?
chuckle
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


You are confused. Santa does not have a pussy.

And I'm just a kitty, so don't shoot the messenger.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Dear Santa
In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Whatever, everything is backwards in Australia, this is the North Pole bitch.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Is that what you call the pole that you swing from lol
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP.
Santa's Kitty  (OP)

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12/19/2015 04:18 AM
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You are confused. Santa does not have a pussy.

And I'm just a kitty, so don't shoot the messenger.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Dear Santa
In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Whatever, everything is backwards in Australia, this is the North Pole bitch.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Is that what you call the pole that you swing from lol
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Santa makes me for my paycheck

Last Edited by Santa's Kitty on 12/19/2015 04:19 AM
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You are confused. Santa does not have a pussy.

And I'm just a kitty, so don't shoot the messenger.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Dear Santa
In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod

This is only for certain communist people though.
Not most people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


There is nothing certain, only probability and reaction.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


A cunt can be a mate, a fucker can be a boss.
Agreed nothing is certain except a few things.
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12/19/2015 04:21 AM
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You are confused. Santa does not have a pussy.

And I'm just a kitty, so don't shoot the messenger.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Dear Santa
In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod

This is only for certain communist people though.
Not most people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


Yeah we call them liberals and they keep trying to fuck with Christmas
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty

Here they hide a lot because their dog called Margaret gets scaaaaaared.
Santa's Kitty  (OP)

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12/19/2015 04:22 AM
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Dear Santa
In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod

This is only for certain communist people though.
Not most people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


There is nothing certain, only probability and reaction.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


A cunt can be a mate, a fucker can be a boss.
Agreed nothing is certain except a few things.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


Santa doesn't have time for your philosophical bullshit, we're really fucking busy.
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12/19/2015 04:23 AM
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Dear Santa
In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Whatever, everything is backwards in Australia, this is the North Pole bitch.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Is that what you call the pole that you swing from lol
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Santa makes me for my paycheck
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Did you hear on the grapevine that Geo person became a staunch liberal commie?
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12/19/2015 04:24 AM
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This is only for certain communist people though.
Not most people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


There is nothing certain, only probability and reaction.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


A cunt can be a mate, a fucker can be a boss.
Agreed nothing is certain except a few things.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


Santa doesn't have time for your philosophical bullshit, we're really fucking busy.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty

Is that right? But me as an elf of course, a very large elf that is, will still try to help and get shit done right?
Unlike the Marxists who will just load up refugees.
Santa's Kitty  (OP)

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12/19/2015 04:25 AM
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Whatever, everything is backwards in Australia, this is the North Pole bitch.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Is that what you call the pole that you swing from lol
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


Santa makes me for my paycheck
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Did you hear on the grapevine that Geo person became a staunch liberal commie?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


Yep...Santa knows all. He believes in climate change, it's in his file. That means rocks and other natural things in his stocking.

Last Edited by Santa's Kitty on 12/19/2015 04:27 AM
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12/19/2015 04:26 AM
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There is nothing certain, only probability and reaction.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod


A cunt can be a mate, a fucker can be a boss.
Agreed nothing is certain except a few things.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


Santa doesn't have time for your philosophical bullshit, we're really fucking busy.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty

Is that right? But me as an elf of course, a very large elf that is, will still try to help and get shit done right?
Unlike the Marxists who will just load up refugees.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


No Santa has a strict policy against hiring Aussies.

Last Edited by Santa's Kitty on 12/19/2015 04:28 AM
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Is that what you call the pole that you swing from lol
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Santa makes me for my paycheck
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Did you hear on the grapevine that Geo person became a staunch liberal commie?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


Santa knows he believes in climate change, it's in his file.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Does the north pole even have ice in it anymore?
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Is that what you call the pole that you swing from lol
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Santa makes me for my paycheck
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Did you hear on the grapevine that Geo person became a staunch liberal commie?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


Santa knows he believes in climate change, it's in his file.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Good job Santa Elves have your back dude!
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Santa makes me for my paycheck
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Did you hear on the grapevine that Geo person became a staunch liberal commie?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


Santa knows he believes in climate change, it's in his file.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Does the north pole even have ice in it anymore?
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#

Of course not Al Gore Melted it all
#Geomagnetic_Storm#

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Did you hear on the grapevine that Geo person became a staunch liberal commie?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


Santa knows he believes in climate change, it's in his file.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Does the north pole even have ice in it anymore?
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#

Of course not Al Gore Melted it all
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


Damn you Al Gore!
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What do you want?
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Next week's Powerball numbers!
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Nevertheless, the ruler is not truly wise who cannot discern evils before they develop themselves, and this is a faculty given to few. Niccolo Machiavelli
Karma is funny, people who kick dogs usually get bitten.
If someone doesn't add value to your life, then that someone shouldn't be a part of it.
You can always trust people to do whatever is in their own interests.
It is certain wastelands will be brought under cultivation.
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A cunt can be a mate, a fucker can be a boss.
Agreed nothing is certain except a few things.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


Santa doesn't have time for your philosophical bullshit, we're really fucking busy.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty

Is that right? But me as an elf of course, a very large elf that is, will still try to help and get shit done right?
Unlike the Marxists who will just load up refugees.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


No Santa has a policy against hiring Aussies.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty

Aussie Elves have policies against working for American Santa's.
But we still help the Global Santa's.
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What do you want?
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Next week's Powerball numbers!
 Quoting: NowIhavetothinkofaname


Santa's no fool, if he gave the winning numbers out he'd be out of business.
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Santa knows he believes in climate change, it's in his file.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Does the north pole even have ice in it anymore?
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#

Of course not Al Gore Melted it all
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


Damn you Al Gore!
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


He didn't just melt it.
He mixed it with Whiskey and drank it!
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What do you want?
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


Next week's Powerball numbers!
 Quoting: NowIhavetothinkofaname


Santa doesn't have the same powerball as us.
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Santa doesn't have time for your philosophical bullshit, we're really fucking busy.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty

Is that right? But me as an elf of course, a very large elf that is, will still try to help and get shit done right?
Unlike the Marxists who will just load up refugees.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


No Santa has a policy against hiring Aussies.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty

Aussie Elves have policies against working for American Santa's.
But we still help the Global Santa's.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


You're really helping the NWO grinch.
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Does the north pole even have ice in it anymore?
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#

Of course not Al Gore Melted it all
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


Damn you Al Gore!
 Quoting: #Geomagnetic_Storm#


He didn't just melt it.
He mixed it with Whiskey and drank it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


Chilled Whiskey? Sounds very good....
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