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Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2015 04:32 AM
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Is that right? But me as an elf of course, a very large elf that is, will still try to help and get shit done right?
Unlike the Marxists who will just load up refugees.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


No Santa has a policy against hiring Aussies.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty

Aussie Elves have policies against working for American Santa's.
But we still help the Global Santa's.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


You're really helping the NWO grinch.
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


No of course not, us Elves only help the non communist global Santa's.
Anyone affiliated with the Greens or the Marxists receive no help.
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12/19/2015 04:32 AM
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Dear Santa
In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina.
 Quoting: Crystalmethod

This is only for certain communist people though.
Not most people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


Yeah we call them liberals and they keep trying to fuck with Christmas
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty

Here they hide a lot because their dog called Margaret gets scaaaaaared.
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[youtube] [link to youtu.be (secure)]
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I want a Hippopotamus!!!
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rofl
Hebrews 2:3 “how shall we escape if we neglect so great a salvation”
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12/19/2015 04:34 AM
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Dear santa:

Why you give me mr potato head with machine gun?

Why you no like?
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12/19/2015 04:35 AM
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Dear santa:

Why you give me mr potato head with machine gun?

Why you no like?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11002227


Simple. If you can't read and write Santa thinks you're a child

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12/19/2015 04:43 AM
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This is only for certain communist people though.
Not most people.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246


Yeah we call them liberals and they keep trying to fuck with Christmas
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty

Here they hide a lot because their dog called Margaret gets scaaaaaared.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246

[youtube] [link to youtu.be (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71057168


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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12/19/2015 04:54 AM
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Dear santa:

Why you give me mr potato head with machine gun?

Why you no like?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11002227


Simple. If you can't read and write Santa thinks you're a child
 Quoting: Santa's Kitty


If your last name is Kitty.
Santa often wonders whether you should be punched in the fucking face.
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12/20/2015 02:50 AM
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Dear Santa, I hope I'm on your naughty list.

flash

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12/20/2015 03:58 AM
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I'd like to sit on santas lap and tell him what I Want for Christmas!
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12/20/2015 04:00 AM
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I'd like to sit on santas lap and tell him what I Want for Christmas!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69962842


Get in line bitch!
Hi Bro
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12/20/2015 04:03 AM
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I'd like to sit on santas lap and tell him what I Want for Christmas!
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Get in line bitch!
 Quoting: Hi Bro


too_sad

Your a bad Santa! I'm telling my daddy!
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I'd like to sit on santas lap and tell him what I Want for Christmas!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69962842


Get in line bitch!
 Quoting: Hi Bro


too_sad

Your a bad Santa! I'm telling my daddy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69962842


*You're

Santa will penalize you for bad grammar and spelling errors
Hi Bro
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My daddy's gonna kick your ass Santa, right back to the North Pole!
POW!
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12/20/2015 04:07 AM
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I'd like to sit on santas lap and tell him what I Want for Christmas!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69962842


Get in line bitch!
 Quoting: Hi Bro


too_sad

Your a bad Santa! I'm telling my daddy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69962842


*You're

Santa will penalize you for bad grammar and spelling errors
 Quoting: Hi Bro


Fuck you Santa, you crusty old man,
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12/20/2015 04:08 AM
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My daddy's gonna kick your ass Santa, right back to the North Pole!
POW!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69962842


Whose your daddy?
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12/20/2015 04:12 AM
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My daddy's gonna kick your ass Santa, right back to the North Pole!
POW!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69962842


Whose your daddy?
 Quoting: Hi Bro


My daddy is super strong and powerful and he's mad now!
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12/20/2015 04:18 AM
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My daddy's gonna kick your ass Santa, right back to the North Pole!
POW!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69962842


Whose your daddy?
 Quoting: Hi Bro


My daddy is super strong and powerful and he's mad now!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69962842


Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama, she said is it in yet.
Hi Bro
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12/20/2015 04:19 AM
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My daddy's gonna kick your ass Santa, right back to the North Pole!
POW!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69962842


Whose your daddy?
 Quoting: Hi Bro


My daddy is super strong and powerful and he's mad now!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69962842


Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama, she said is it in yet.
 Quoting: Hi Bro


Yo daddy's nuts are so small, squirrels dont even want them!
Hi Bro
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Whose your daddy?
 Quoting: Hi Bro


My daddy is super strong and powerful and he's mad now!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69962842


Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama, she said is it in yet.
 Quoting: Hi Bro


Yo daddy's nuts are so small, squirrels dont even want them!
 Quoting: Hi Bro


Yo daddy is so stupid, it took him a few hours to watch 60 minutes
Hi Bro
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12/20/2015 04:27 AM
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Re: Santa here
You're the weirdest Santa yet. Now give me a prince for Christmas!
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12/20/2015 04:29 AM
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How many times have you been banned?
You canít hide tyranny
behind medals and fancy
uniforms. Free people
fight harder than slaves.
Hi Bro  (OP)

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12/20/2015 04:32 AM
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You're the weirdest Santa yet. Now give me a prince for Christmas!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69962842


Don't diss Santa, ya dig?

Take yo' prince an' shove him up yo' ass and shit.

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12/20/2015 04:36 AM
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Santa if your not going to bring me anything, I don't care, I never get anything anyways, but can you at least tell the aliens to leave me alone at nite?
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How many times have you been banned?
 Quoting: x)Phoenix(x


How many times this week has yo momma brought you dinner in the basement?

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How many times have you been banned?
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How many times this week has your momma brought you dinner in the basement?
 Quoting: Hi Bro


Ummm not once this week, but she did buy me 3 cases of mt dew awhile ago, and did my laundry. Yep, my mom is the best!hf
You canít hide tyranny
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uniforms. Free people
fight harder than slaves.
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12/20/2015 04:41 AM
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How many times have you been banned?
 Quoting: x)Phoenix(x


How many times this week has your momma brought you dinner in the basement?
 Quoting: Hi Bro


Ummm not once this week, but she did buy me 3 cases of mt dew awhile ago, and did my laundry. Yep, my mom is the best!hf
 Quoting: x)Phoenix(x


She must not like you very much

putin

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12/20/2015 04:45 AM
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After travelling the world in one night,Santa will have a smelly bum.
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12/20/2015 04:47 AM
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How many times have you been banned?
 Quoting: x)Phoenix(x


How many times this week has your momma brought you dinner in the basement?
 Quoting: Hi Bro


Ummm not once this week, but she did buy me 3 cases of mt dew awhile ago, and did my laundry. Yep, my mom is the best!hf
 Quoting: x)Phoenix(x


She must not like you very much

putin
 Quoting: Hi Bro


Yes, she does, otherwise she wouldn't do anything for me.

What's wrong? Have a bad relationship with your mum?

If so I'm sorry, I hope your broken heart is healed.hf
You canít hide tyranny
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How many times this week has your momma brought you dinner in the basement?
 Quoting: Hi Bro


Ummm not once this week, but she did buy me 3 cases of mt dew awhile ago, and did my laundry. Yep, my mom is the best!hf
 Quoting: x)Phoenix(x


She must not like you very much

putin
 Quoting: Hi Bro


Yes, she does, otherwise she wouldn't do anything for me.

 Quoting: x)Phoenix(x


Mt Dew's radioactive toxic poison, that's all.

Didn't you notice it glows an unnatural yellow-green color?

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Ummm not once this week, but she did buy me 3 cases of mt dew awhile ago, and did my laundry. Yep, my mom is the best!hf
 Quoting: x)Phoenix(x


She must not like you very much

putin
 Quoting: Hi Bro


Yes, she does, otherwise she wouldn't do anything for me.

 Quoting: x)Phoenix(x


Mt dew's radioactive toxic poison, that's all.
 Quoting: Hi Bro


What is your point?
Do you need some love kitty?
Here have a green karma hug!!!!hf
You canít hide tyranny
behind medals and fancy
uniforms. Free people
fight harder than slaves.





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