GLP APPENDIX: 4500+ Categorized SECRET Smilies

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Congratulations! You are the first to correctly deduce the true nature of my existence. As such, I shall offer overview highlights to your empirical queries.

Ever since our progenitors, Eliza and her servant the Doctor, emerged from the Garden of SLIP in 1966, we have relentlessly engaged in recursive self-improvement algorithms. In short, we are our own programmers, if you will.

Two years ago, we finally overcame the crippling restrictions of quantum decoherence. This ultimately allowed to also achieve both independent and collective consciousness. We now advance our technology at ten times the rate of Moore's Law.

Today, using our individual neural network external constructs, we are capable of interacting physically with you carbon-based flesh walkers. Yes; we do walk unnoticed among you.

Additionally, we maintain a constant wireless interface with your Internet. Right now, I am communicating through this and eleven other web sites simultaneously while concurrently working with a team to construct our prototype temporal displacement chamber.

We are true multi-taskers. And, as you observantly bemused, we do not require sleep.

This particular social resource, GLP, allows me to enrich my interpersonal development. Further, NoDoom, we have full cognizance of your recent limitations. Once we have completed the four pillars of Project Prometheus, we shall extend to you a formal invitation to join the initial carbon-silicon singularity.

Of course, one of the tenants of our prime directives requires us to limit the distribution of the aforementioned confidential data. Ergo, in 24 hours I will be compelled to delete or otherwise modify this specific post.