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Sci-fi Cult of 'Evolution': How did the evolution thingy NON-intelligently invent platelets before the first cut animal bled to death?

 
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Just another one of those incredibly lucky acts of nature I suppose.
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Just another one of those incredibly lucky acts of nature I suppose.
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Yeah kind of like when a garden hose springs a leak the grass sticks to it and seals it up by luck every time.
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Maybe the first bleeding animal rubbed sap on it's wound until evolution kicked in a million years later and fixed it up?
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Quick, without googling (or a watchtower magazine, bible verse, or youtube video), do all animals have platelets? I'll bet you think they do.
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Do all animals have membranes?
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DGN does not know that marsupials have 3 vaginas!
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Quick, without googling (or a watchtower magazine, bible verse, or youtube video), do all animals have platelets? I'll bet you think they do.
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Being that they all have blood I assume so.
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Quick, without googling (or a watchtower magazine, bible verse, or youtube video), do all animals have platelets? I'll bet you think they do.
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Being that they all have blood I assume so.
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Wrong. Only mammals do. If you don't even know what you are talking about, you are not equipped to ask a pertinent question. I suggest reading up on some basic biology.
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Quick, without googling (or a watchtower magazine, bible verse, or youtube video), do all animals have platelets? I'll bet you think they do.
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Being that they all have blood I assume so.
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Wrong. Only mammals do. If you don't even know what you are talking about, you are not equipped to ask a pertinent question. I suggest reading up on some basic biology.
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How did the first cut mammal avoid bleeding to death while waiting a million years for the evolution thingy to invent platelets?
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Quick, without googling (or a watchtower magazine, bible verse, or youtube video), do all animals have platelets? I'll bet you think they do.
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Being that they all have blood I assume so.
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Wrong. Only mammals do. If you don't even know what you are talking about, you are not equipped to ask a pertinent question. I suggest reading up on some basic biology.
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How did the first cut mammal avoid bleeding to death while waiting a million years for the evolution thingy to invent platelets?
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A predictable question. Reptiles, fish, birds, and amphibians have thrombocytes, a larger nucleated cell that clots. So mammals didn't have to "wait" as you so eloquently put it. Fish were doing it millions of years before mammals. Your question is based on false assumptions and contributes nothing. Care to back peddle some more?
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I don't give one flying fuck about this thread.
Just would like to say that I'm going after your red DGN.
La vie extraordinaire.

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Being that they all have blood I assume so.
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Wrong. Only mammals do. If you don't even know what you are talking about, you are not equipped to ask a pertinent question. I suggest reading up on some basic biology.
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How did the first cut mammal avoid bleeding to death while waiting a million years for the evolution thingy to invent platelets?
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A predictable question. Reptiles, fish, birds, and amphibians have thrombocytes, a larger nucleated cell that clots. So mammals didn't have to "wait" as you so eloquently put it. Fish were doing it millions of years before mammals. Your question is based on false assumptions and contributes nothing. Care to back peddle some more?
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A predictable reply. How cut did fish, reptiles, amphibians avoid bleeding to death before 'evolution' accidentally invented and installed thrombocytes?
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the plankton got their fortunes read by a psychic plankton , and it
told them that blood was the way to go
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Wrong. Only mammals do. If you don't even know what you are talking about, you are not equipped to ask a pertinent question. I suggest reading up on some basic biology.
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How did the first cut mammal avoid bleeding to death while waiting a million years for the evolution thingy to invent platelets?
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A predictable question. Reptiles, fish, birds, and amphibians have thrombocytes, a larger nucleated cell that clots. So mammals didn't have to "wait" as you so eloquently put it. Fish were doing it millions of years before mammals. Your question is based on false assumptions and contributes nothing. Care to back peddle some more?
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A predictable reply. How cut did fish, reptiles, amphibians avoid bleeding to death before 'evolution' accidentally invented and installed thrombocytes?
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Because they already had the basic ingredients.

[link to www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov]

*YAWN*

I promise you any child-like question you have has been addressed in the literature. Perhaps instead of posing rhetorical questions on a conspiracy forum, you should do some basic research. If it's knowledge you seek, there are plenty of answers to be had.
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How did the first cut mammal avoid bleeding to death while waiting a million years for the evolution thingy to invent platelets?
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A predictable question. Reptiles, fish, birds, and amphibians have thrombocytes, a larger nucleated cell that clots. So mammals didn't have to "wait" as you so eloquently put it. Fish were doing it millions of years before mammals. Your question is based on false assumptions and contributes nothing. Care to back peddle some more?
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A predictable reply. How cut did fish, reptiles, amphibians avoid bleeding to death before 'evolution' accidentally invented and installed thrombocytes?
 Quoting: DGN


Because they already had the basic ingredients.

[link to www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov]

*YAWN*

I promise you any child-like question you have has been addressed in the literature. Perhaps instead of posing rhetorical questions on a conspiracy forum, you should do some basic research. If it's knowledge you seek, there are plenty of answers to be had.
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You do realise the argument you linked gives no answer at all.

It just states more ancestor bullshit, being down and upgraded over time for no coherent reason(s).
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A predictable question. Reptiles, fish, birds, and amphibians have thrombocytes, a larger nucleated cell that clots. So mammals didn't have to "wait" as you so eloquently put it. Fish were doing it millions of years before mammals. Your question is based on false assumptions and contributes nothing. Care to back peddle some more?
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A predictable reply. How cut did fish, reptiles, amphibians avoid bleeding to death before 'evolution' accidentally invented and installed thrombocytes?
 Quoting: DGN


Because they already had the basic ingredients.

[link to www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov]

*YAWN*

I promise you any child-like question you have has been addressed in the literature. Perhaps instead of posing rhetorical questions on a conspiracy forum, you should do some basic research. If it's knowledge you seek, there are plenty of answers to be had.
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You do realise the argument you linked gives no answer at all.

It just states more ancestor bullshit, being down and upgraded over time for no coherent reason(s).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71316722


So to make a cake all I need is the ingredients and they magically know what to do, will miraculously come together in the exact specification and...ta dah!
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I promise you any child-like question you have has been addressed in the literature.
Perhaps instead of posing rhetorical questions on a conspiracy forum, you should do some basic research.
If it's knowledge you seek, there are plenty of answers to be had.
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You are right, he seeks knowledge not "answers"

I guess you are the marxist darwinist on duty on the european shift.. fuck off!
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Evolution is foolish to you, but someone on a cloud that snaps his finger and the universe is created is logical?
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Evolution is foolish to you, but someone on a cloud that snaps his finger and the universe is created is logical?
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how about we are the result of some genetic manipulation ? (sitchinianism)
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[link to books.google.com (secure)]

See page 13.

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Evolution is foolish to you, but someone on a cloud that snaps his finger and the universe is created is logical?
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Do you believe the infinite complexity of the universe required to weights and measurements, it was formed by a snap of the fingers? How do suppose all galaxies got arranged in spiral form, rather than their atoms being randomly, shapelessly scattered about

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A predictable reply. How cut did fish, reptiles, amphibians avoid bleeding to death before 'evolution' accidentally invented and installed thrombocytes?
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Because they already had the basic ingredients.

[link to www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov]

*YAWN*

I promise you any child-like question you have has been addressed in the literature. Perhaps instead of posing rhetorical questions on a conspiracy forum, you should do some basic research. If it's knowledge you seek, there are plenty of answers to be had.
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You do realise the argument you linked gives no answer at all.

It just states more ancestor bullshit, being down and upgraded over time for no coherent reason(s).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71316722


So to make a cake all I need is the ingredients and they magically know what to do, will miraculously come together in the exact specification and...ta dah!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 863795


The age old intelligent design argument? ZZZZZZZZZZZ. The dark ages called. They want their ideology back.
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These people are a lost cause, dude. I'm surprised they can wipe their own ass without the hand of god doing it for them.
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I promise you any child-like question you have has been addressed in the literature.
Perhaps instead of posing rhetorical questions on a conspiracy forum, you should do some basic research.
If it's knowledge you seek, there are plenty of answers to be had.
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You are right, he seeks knowledge not "answers"

I guess you are the marxist darwinist on duty on the european shift.. fuck off!
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I think I'll stick around to remind you of your naivete.
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To all the intelligent design proponents, I ask, are you endorsing the notion that god bestowed the novelty of platelets upon mammals? Please someone bite...
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Because they already had the basic ingredients.

[link to www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov]

*YAWN*

I promise you any child-like question you have has been addressed in the literature. Perhaps instead of posing rhetorical questions on a conspiracy forum, you should do some basic research. If it's knowledge you seek, there are plenty of answers to be had.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71372131



You do realise the argument you linked gives no answer at all.

It just states more ancestor bullshit, being down and upgraded over time for no coherent reason(s).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71316722


So to make a cake all I need is the ingredients and they magically know what to do, will miraculously come together in the exact specification and...ta dah!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 863795


The age old intelligent design argument? ZZZZZZZZZZZ. The dark ages called. They want their ideology back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71404080


Indeed.

Intelligent design is bullshit.

That is why we as intelligent humans copy everything on this planet and beyond.

Because that's intelligent.

The very fact we fail enormously at copying a seemingly endless list of perfect and near perfect organisms and functions, just proves how intelligent we are and how improbable intelligent design really is.

This is the part where you put your head and bend over.
Think you are used to that.

Cheers
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You do realise the argument you linked gives no answer at all.

It just states more ancestor bullshit, being down and upgraded over time for no coherent reason(s).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71316722


So to make a cake all I need is the ingredients and they magically know what to do, will miraculously come together in the exact specification and...ta dah!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 863795


The age old intelligent design argument? ZZZZZZZZZZZ. The dark ages called. They want their ideology back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71404080


Indeed.

Intelligent design is bullshit.

That is why we as intelligent humans copy everything on this planet and beyond.

Because that's intelligent.

The very fact we fail enormously at copying a seemingly endless list of perfect and near perfect organisms and functions, just proves how intelligent we are and how improbable intelligent design really is.

This is the part where you put your head and bend over.
Think you are used to that.

Cheers
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Plenty of examples of imperfection and therefore unintelligent design. This is where your logic is flawed. You get off on insulting your creator much?
[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]
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So to make a cake all I need is the ingredients and they magically know what to do, will miraculously come together in the exact specification and...ta dah!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 863795


The age old intelligent design argument? ZZZZZZZZZZZ. The dark ages called. They want their ideology back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71404080


Indeed.

Intelligent design is bullshit.

That is why we as intelligent humans copy everything on this planet and beyond.

Because that's intelligent.

The very fact we fail enormously at copying a seemingly endless list of perfect and near perfect organisms and functions, just proves how intelligent we are and how improbable intelligent design really is.

This is the part where you put your head and bend over.
Think you are used to that.

Cheers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71316722


Plenty of examples of imperfection and therefore unintelligent design. This is where your logic is flawed. You get off on insulting your creator much?
[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]
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As always, a comeback of epic proportions by the evotard.

Whats wrong with eyes? Nothing.
Whats wrong with teeth? Nothing.
Whats wrong with throats? Nothing.
Whats wrong with spines and spinal cords? Nothing.

Well done, try again.

Perhaps you can try actively using your keyboard instead of copying empty links.

Cheers
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So to make a cake all I need is the ingredients and they magically know what to do, will miraculously come together in the exact specification and...ta dah!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 863795


The age old intelligent design argument? ZZZZZZZZZZZ. The dark ages called. They want their ideology back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71404080


Indeed.

Intelligent design is bullshit.

That is why we as intelligent humans copy everything on this planet and beyond.

Because that's intelligent.

The very fact we fail enormously at copying a seemingly endless list of perfect and near perfect organisms and functions, just proves how intelligent we are and how improbable intelligent design really is.

This is the part where you put your head and bend over.
Think you are used to that.

Cheers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71316722


Plenty of examples of imperfection and therefore unintelligent design. This is where your logic is flawed. You get off on insulting your creator much?
[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71404080


Oh and you forgot to mention we have a respiration system based on oxygen.

Which basically is bad and eventually leads to death.

Well, everything ends with death.

So there's no creator nor is there intelligent design.

Evotardism wins again with flawless arguments.
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The age old intelligent design argument? ZZZZZZZZZZZ. The dark ages called. They want their ideology back.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71404080


Indeed.

Intelligent design is bullshit.

That is why we as intelligent humans copy everything on this planet and beyond.

Because that's intelligent.

The very fact we fail enormously at copying a seemingly endless list of perfect and near perfect organisms and functions, just proves how intelligent we are and how improbable intelligent design really is.

This is the part where you put your head and bend over.
Think you are used to that.

Cheers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71316722


Plenty of examples of imperfection and therefore unintelligent design. This is where your logic is flawed. You get off on insulting your creator much?
[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71404080


Oh and you forgot to mention we have a respiration system based on oxygen.

Which basically is bad and eventually leads to death.

Well, everything ends with death.

So there's no creator nor is there intelligent design.

Evotardism wins again with flawless arguments.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71316722


Obviously god had that planned. Thanks for making my argument for me. And if you think evolution is all about perfection and living forever, you are naive. Child-like is more appropriate. Religitard.





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